Hello and welcome to a another thread to deservedly snark on the Kearns / DaDMuM / Mrs Dad Mum / Brad Kearns / Sarah Kearns aka the swamp-dwelling ogre and donkey turned flamingos thanks to their glow up, marriage counselling and secret projects. Speaking of secret projects, we still haven't been given an update on Sezzy's and we still think Brad's involves a gym, dick pics, morning glories and some pink that isn't Sez's.
The most-loved Thread title was 'Sez can't bake a cake coz she's as dumb as a stone, and Brad's an inbred garden gnome', but I've changed it slightly to better reflect Sez's brainpower. I just don't know about naming a thread title after their spurky lil Turdy Spaghurdy... just yet. But we do know the 3 dance monkeys don't deserve new lunchboxes (the trauma!) and we want to do a @MrsZee83: clobber them with a pillowcase full of soap bars.
Since the last thread, our favourite intellectually, relationship and teeth challenged duo still has not learned good English, gotten orthodontic care for their children, managed to actually be sun safe or environmentally conscious, learned to keep track of their lies... or kept up with the Joneses (and Du Boises or Gerards), let alone eclipse them with their stadium of fans. The Tattle aunties have it on good authority that more people engage with this snark forum than any game-changing or passive aggressive word salad content these two kearnts post... maybe all those businesses can pay for ad space here instead of hiring them to do a ad?
In the last thread, Sez tried to bake a cake, rhymed one of her son-nephew's names with 'spaghetti', posted about 2 competing meal companies on the same day, all but admitted she has never had an orgasm, and was proud of her Temu haul even though she is environmentally conscious and buys with purpose now. Meanwhile, Brad looks like the weathered hormone monster from Big Mouth, spoke about eggs and all his accomplishments, poisoned some local wildlife to appease his wife, and recycled some boring content about cars.
A big shoutout goes to @Drama Filled Llama for giving Sezzy a very basic language lesson, @mummasoc for giving the Bluey writers an idea for a new book 'Bandit and his Gym Friend', @screenfreelookatme for nailing potential subscriber content and @notgifted for thinking it was legit. Oh and the Brisbane Broncos for being losers like their number one short man supporter.
Carry on, snarkbirds x
The most-loved Thread title was 'Sez can't bake a cake coz she's as dumb as a stone, and Brad's an inbred garden gnome', but I've changed it slightly to better reflect Sez's brainpower. I just don't know about naming a thread title after their spurky lil Turdy Spaghurdy... just yet. But we do know the 3 dance monkeys don't deserve new lunchboxes (the trauma!) and we want to do a @MrsZee83: clobber them with a pillowcase full of soap bars.
Since the last thread, our favourite intellectually, relationship and teeth challenged duo still has not learned good English, gotten orthodontic care for their children, managed to actually be sun safe or environmentally conscious, learned to keep track of their lies... or kept up with the Joneses (and Du Boises or Gerards), let alone eclipse them with their stadium of fans. The Tattle aunties have it on good authority that more people engage with this snark forum than any game-changing or passive aggressive word salad content these two kearnts post... maybe all those businesses can pay for ad space here instead of hiring them to do a ad?
In the last thread, Sez tried to bake a cake, rhymed one of her son-nephew's names with 'spaghetti', posted about 2 competing meal companies on the same day, all but admitted she has never had an orgasm, and was proud of her Temu haul even though she is environmentally conscious and buys with purpose now. Meanwhile, Brad looks like the weathered hormone monster from Big Mouth, spoke about eggs and all his accomplishments, poisoned some local wildlife to appease his wife, and recycled some boring content about cars.
A big shoutout goes to @Drama Filled Llama for giving Sezzy a very basic language lesson, @mummasoc for giving the Bluey writers an idea for a new book 'Bandit and his Gym Friend', @screenfreelookatme for nailing potential subscriber content and @notgifted for thinking it was legit. Oh and the Brisbane Broncos for being losers like their number one short man supporter.
Carry on, snarkbirds x
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