Congratulations to @C1O2 on her 2nd thread title is in a row.
Mind you “Sandra Murphy, not my circus, Oh yes it is!” was pretty damn funny too 🎪 @Lassie don't go home, take a bow!
Randy still troweling on the make up and visiting her boyfriend/ baby daddy once per week.
She’s getting bigger...
New thread for Randy Sandy Murphy.
Kudus to @C1O2 for the new thread title.
Literally can’t be arsed doing a recap on this absolute clown… feel free tattlers to let lose!
Can I also just add to this to say…when Randy takes us all to court and we are all facing jail time..,I’m bringing you...
Thanks to @MrsBouvier for the thread title with the most 👍 😂 and ❤️
This recap is called “Randy’s version of events”
Randy and Colm met through their mutual interest in politics
Randy and Colm were both single when they met
Randy and Colm will get married when the time is right
Thanks to @brandambassador for the thread inspo!
Randy admitted she hasn’t visited the dark web in about 2 years. It’s a dangerous place where mentally ill and sick people masquerade behind anonymous profiles. Something Randy is very not familiar with 😉
She’s says she doesn’t...
Thanks to @brandambassador for the title. 👍
It’s Randy and Colm’s 1st anniversary weekend. This time last year Randy got knocked up at the Jazz and now she has Baby Chaz. No more to say 🤣
Away ye go tattlers …
Thanks to @brandambassador for this absolute cracking’ title!!!
It’s all gone tits up for Randy. The single mother on benefits is living between the halting site and mammys house. She’s also been seen holidaying in a caravan park🤭
Her ‘love’ is in the media for all the wrong...
Thanks to @The Foz for the new thread title with a whopping 28 love’s, likes and ha ha ha’s ❤️ 👍 😂
I’m a private patient, I’ve got my makeup on, Charlie’s on the boob, where’s baby daddy gone?
Baby Charlotte is 3 weeks old and has already had her first photo shoot. She’s reading books and is...
Thanks to @crookstown for the new thread title and it’s always good to have feet on the ground for the local intelligence 🤣
So, Baby Hola is 1, possibly 2 days old (not entirely sure as Randy being vague) and her umbilical cord is now in a frame.
Her ma is chowin’ down on placenta and baby...
Thanks to @Padlock10 for the new thread title. I had to shorten as too long.
Original suggestion was,
Mr Mayor huffed and puffed now SM is up the duff. He says things off the cuff and now she's full of bluff...
Sandra Murphy #2 Saint Sandra finally let down her hair and now she's...
Thread no 2 and the newest expectant mother in cork :)
Thanks to @MollyMalone for the thread title suggestion (had to amend to fit)
Original Title was : Saint Sandra is a virgin no more, she finally let down her hair and now she's knocked up by Cork's Lord Mayor
As ye were
Sandra Murphy, bestie of Superstylegrabby.
Lectures the nation from her mothers couch. Has never had a mortgage yet sings how me-hole Martin will sort the housing in this country & she will sort the trolley crisis as her brother is a doctor. Who knew it was that easy? Previous apprentice...