Sandra Murphy #8 Sandy & Colms rent mishaps, can we blame it on the japs?!

[SweatyBettyT]

Thanks to @brandambassador for this absolute cracking’ title!!!

It’s all gone tits up for Randy. The single mother on benefits is living between the halting site and mammys house. She’s also been seen holidaying in a caravan park

Her ‘love’ is in the media for all the wrong reasons…withholding the deposit from a tenant in his rental property and not declaring his rental property. Between the Irish Independent and The Neil Prenderville show he took a right roasting. He refused to comment when contacted which means only one thing … he’s guilty AF.

Meanwhile, Randy is going out of her way to pretend she’s soooo in love, the happiest she’s ever been, buying discounted bed linen and promoting skincare for 60+ year olds.

She’s manifesting her long term strategic goals which seem to include:
Talking in to the phone like a gobshite
Coffee dates
Eating out and consuming copious quantities of alcohol
Pretending to be happy
Being the first woman in the world EVER to breastfeed
Turning her nose up at crèche workers

Feel free to add to this….

off ye go tattlers!

 

[I got up at 5am]

Japanese Bastards

 

[Jimmyjimjams]

Sandy. Taking us on a breastfeeding tour of Enniskillen

 

[rosieshouse]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to have a newborn in the car for hours and hours for no apparent reason? First the back end of Kerry and now Fermanagh.. the poor thing stuck in the car seat for that long..so unnecessary

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to have a newborn in the car for hours and hours for no apparent reason? First the back end of Kerry and now Fermanagh.. the poor thing stuck in the car seat for that long..so unnecessary

That’s a good 4.5 hour drive….completely unnecessary with a 8 wee old.

 

[marymac19]

Sandra I thought you'd Dan on speed dial. Why ask us mere mortals about medical advice

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Sandra I thought you'd Dan on speed dial. Why ask us mere mortals about medical advice

Maybe she can’t afford him now the reality of being a single mother on benefits has kicked in…

 

[rosieshouse]

She literally just said a few weeks ago she only takes advice from trained medical professionals and for people to stop messaging her with advice…this is all just a ploy for engagement..

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She literally just said a few weeks ago she only takes advice from trained medical professionals and for people to stop messaging her with advice…this is all just a ploy for engagement..

She ain’t gonna get engagement when all she does is block followers…just sayin‘

 

[crookstown]

His partner in another jurisdiction, your man stressing how local he is and he living out in the slurry and silage

 

[corkmicky]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to have a newborn in the car for hours and hours for no apparent reason? First the back end of Kerry and now Fermanagh.. the poor thing stuck in the car seat for that long..so unnecessary

Yes 100%

 

[TikToc]

View attachment 1598472
His partner in another jurisdiction, your man stressing how local he is and he living out in the slurry and silage

He missed the memo from herself on how to address the nation. Hola in his thick cork accent would go down a treat

 

[SweatyBettyT]

The state of the pair of them…her with her tit out in enniskillen and him huffing and puffing walking down the street in Ballincollig….

Wonder has he paid his taxes on that rental income?

 

[rosieshouse]

Flat out trying to get re elected

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Flat out trying to get re elected

I’d be very disappointed with the people of Ballincollig if they re-elected that poisonous dwarf

 

[MrsGahan]

I can’t get over story time for a new born! Between that and taking endless selfies

 

[marymac19]

Don't forget 'the chats'

 

[rosieshouse]

Does she have lip fillers?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Don't forget 'the chats'

And coffee dates. It’s quiet apparent Randy has absolutely nothing to do with her days and it’s scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to be relevant

 

[Fromthehorsesmouth]

Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to have a newborn in the car for hours and hours for no apparent reason? First the back end of Kerry and now Fermanagh.. the poor thing stuck in the car seat for that long..so unnecessary

I was a bit shocked at that too...you'd think she would have stayed closer to Cork rather than all that driving with an infant. Wonder what her mother makes of the whole thing