Thanks to @pourthetea for the winning thread title.
Can anyone provide a recap? I don't really follow this thread, I just read now and again. Thanks.
Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/louise-pentland-21-disney-too-expensive-oh-dear-you-just-need-a-new-social-media-career.42794/
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Title thanks to @Sunshineandrainbows112233
There's been no big dramas, just Louise being painfully out of touch and involving Darcy in ads. Oh, and she went to the dentist.
If you want to go to Disney just start a "social m" career. If Louise can do it, we all can 🥶
Title is from an absolute belter from @Spoke
Recap:
12 year old Darcy just got her ears pierced at Maria Tash and got diamond earrings to the tune of £1000+
Louise thinks she may neuroatypical and might be seeking a diagnosis.
The family went to Disneyland Paris and Louise thought hearing the...
Thread title credit to @emerald :)
Previous thread:
https://tattle.life/threads/louise-pentland-18-the-wedding-dress-was-just-for-clout-darcys-the-fav-pearls-still-left-out.34905/
Thread title credit to @wifiisoff
- Darcy started secondary school
- Louise was overly dramatic about the Queen's death, and posted about it non-stop
- Darcy has been signed to a children's talent agency
- She hung out with Dan & Phil
- She used her Instagram to call out a small business on...
Thread title credit to @emerald
Recap:
- She was #gifted a trip to Disneyland and she went with just Pearl and Liam. Darcy was on holiday with her dad & stepmum.
- Her book, #TimeAfterTime, was finally released after two years of her "writing" it.
- Darcy and Pearl now share a bedroom. She...
Nobody suggested a thread title so I used a comment instead. Credit to @simbi123
Full comment was "£1000 on her important charity project, £3000 on ugly christmas decorations that last a month"
- Lady tight arse Louise entered a competition for a free kitchen despite being rich of enough to buy...
Thread title credit @flixy83
Nobody suggested a thread title so I just sorted from most liked posts in the previous thread until I found something suitable.
Nothing new has really happened. Her youtube videos are quite shit, she is still using that god awful white walker filter on instagram and...
Thread title credit to @SwipeUpSally
Some unverified tea was posted about Liam and Louise, and how they had a night nurse for Pearl
More spelling errors from our favourite best selling author!
She posted a job listing for a social media assistant whose role would include driving around for...
Thanks to @lhb120 for the title and also @FakeSmile
Recap:
- Somehow blended families and divorces are linked to.....vitamins?
- She has a "side hustle" where she re-sells jewellery that she buys from ebay and possibly from charity shops
- She ate full sized chocolate cake in her car
- The hot...
New thread! Thanks to @Debbiedownerrrr for the title :)
Recap:
Nothing really eventful happened, however, Lady Lazy Louise:
- Unsurprisingly posted a ton of ads.
- Whinged about lockdown and how much she wants to go back to Disney.
- Took the fam on another trip to Center Parcs. How fun.
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Thread title from, erm, me. 😬 Thank you me, what a nice thread title. 😆 honest now guv I didn’t rig the vote or nuffink!
Special mention to @SwipeUpSally who was the runner up with Louise Pentland #10 - All my work's done by Nichole and my kids, hire me to help you! Tip 1, be born rich!
Thought...
Thanks to @saltymermaid for the thread title. I couldn't fit it all in, it was 'A new day & another "frugal" charity shop. Smile, doodles! Its #AD o'clock'.
I thought it was time we had a new thread! How quick did that one fill up!!!
Thanks to @Yellowpear for the title, there weren’t very many to choose from, we were all discussing too much to think of any 😆
A honorary mention goes to @FlipFlop0706 for this early thread title contender:
What...
New thread! Thanks to @BananaPenguin for the title suggestion. It had to be edited to fit, the full title was “made another shareable, cooking skills are terrible, her hashtag filled captions are #unbearable”.
The alternative was from @Yellowpear “Hello Louise, it's Mr Slop; Work stopped...
NEW THREAD: Thanks to @SwipeUpSally for the title suggestion, sorry it had to be edited for length, full title: A life of ease, full of pasta and cheese, she's engaged, if you please! It's Lady Louise!
Thread two.
I combined what looked like the top two suggestions @RALN @shartgoblin so I hope that’s ok!
Continue here, just in time for the New Weekly (nap inducing vlog)
I think we all are getting sick of Louise being a literacy whore and going on and on about buying her book.
Anyways, it is released 9 August 2018 - we will be reviewing it here on Tattle.Life.
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