Thanks to @rasperryripple for the thread title ❤
Arse poll 2023 🍑
You can vote for them all because I don’t want any left out.
The obvious choice 🍑
Community shield ft the dearly departed 🐌😭
Almost bare 🍑
Lying on ground 🍑
Gym time 🍑
quite possibly the best thread title of all time by @Violetroselily
mildly biased recap:
- jack fucked the champions league trophy
- jack's sultry reaction to seeing a blindfold
- jack WEARING said blindfold thank you god
- @ruby1080 winning the fpl
- an article about jack's 'age-defying looks'...
New thread thanks to @cornflower for the title inspired by Jacks most recent haircut 🥵 where he was wearing an S&M collar and convincing us all he really does love being Sub Jack
The last thread moved quite slowly (hint hint Jack we need more inspiration from you)
We have seen him on...
WELL DONE YOU THIRSTY BITCHES WE ARE AT THREAD ONE HUNGERED
what a toime to be alive
we have truly seen both the sublime and the ridiculous
✨ We are celebrating the 100m pound man on his 100th thread ✨
congrats to sweet @applecrumble7 for the on theme title
and to @cornflower for the quite...
Hello, and welcome to thread 99.
We've got 99 problems and they're all Jack related. When will he show us his willy? Has the 🐌 been eliminated for good? What was he doing in Nuremberg? Will he ever remove his shorts AND shirt after a match? I could go on.
I've tried to incorporate a bit of...
Evenin’ all and happy juicy new year.
Thank God we are finally off the Christmas thread. Title thanks to @Starttheline and poll idea courtesy of Goku but girl I cannot for the life of me remember how to write your username.
Feck all’s been happening apart from a slick assist and Jack’s...
Happy Christmas Eve!
Hope your turkeys are stuffed, your carrots are peeled and your presents are wrapped. If not, it's too late now, don't bother.
Here's hoping Jack is either cumin down your chimney tonight (sorry) or is waiting patiently in a big box under the tree.
Merry Christmas ya...
🐐 pizza eater, 🐐 coat wearer, 🐐 opinion divider, the ultimate 🐐 of 🐐s
Thank you to @wonderstruck25 for the thread title which has been modified with the express permission of @cornflower. Sorry @wonderstruck25 if you hate it
Photos are all linked in some way in my own mind, or I just wanted...
hi gals n guys, 'tis the season for a Christmas choccy poll!
thank you to @Starttheline for our thread title.
quick recap before we get onto the good stuff.
- England got knocked out of the World Cup while we wished we could knock out the ref and majority vow to never buy a croissant in 2023...
thread title by @cornflower
SO, what's your favourite part of Christmas dinner? had to google what goes in a Christmas dinner UK lol so soz if it's wrong
puddings are a whole other poll
options are demonstrated by our wonderful model @jackgrealish
turkey/meaty or fake meaty bit
Last thread started very bum heavy, but we've since learnt a lot about our man. He doesn't like pineapple on pizza and he loves sneezing and Saka.
The Handsome Devil portfolio was released but most of us are still peeping through the letterbox waiting for it to arrive...
Congrats to @cornflower on the title in tribute to our new friends at Newsstand customer service. Thanks for all your hard work.
This week in the news:
England vs. USA was very dull and no one did a goal but bab injected some spice towards the end. Lad's trying hard in the world cup.
Thanks to @jumpmoon for the thread title.
Bae got it in the back of the net ⚽🏴
He’s still a Handsome Devil and is driving us round the bend.
The Handsome Devil Poll 😈 (so far)
Photos are listed in order of first appearance (I think, who knows anymore? What is time anyway?)
Hello to everyone who survived the :devilish: Handsome Devil Portfolio :devilish: preview drop/wall-to-wall England content/Jack existing
Rubae is just about still with us and the title goes to her @ruby1080
Jack is still on a mission to have all the girls and gays collectively implode, so...
WELCOME to a brand spanking new thread full of delicious England content.
Shout out for @Starttheline and her ruined kecks for the new title.
Our WC themed poll today is favourite footie banger where we pay homage to the beautiful melodies that the beautiful game has produced over the years...
We started the thread with The Biggest Ick of October (aka Beardgate), but we were over it within about an hour.
Jack's beard is growing by the day, as is our thirst for him. The man is trying really hard to prove that he does still have the ability to grow hair, flaunting both his luscious...
Thread title courtesy of @Gizmo24 🧵❤
He has lost his beard and we have lost our minds.
Is no beard okay…. Yes or no?
Soft yes: It’s put me off him but I’m already getting over it
Soft no: Not the best but I can deal with it
Hard yes: It’s going to take something fucking incredible to get...
A bit chaotic towards the end.
Honourable mention to
and shop shop's 11th hour:
"get ur tits out cos it’s halloween, jg give us a wiggle of ur massive peen"
Result of the last poll was that we are generally ick free, hooray!
Poll as requested by @cornflower is peen size. Closest ansa...
Thanks to @madamchristmas for the thread title ❤
Where do you currently find yourself on the ick scale?
0 = no ick
10 = full ick
✨ Jack tax is BACK and is due by the end of the week✨
Bae is eagerly awaiting the poll results, please don't break his precious little heart 💘💓💕
hello babs and babettes!
poll: fave body hair of bae's
snail trail - our darling who sadly went MIA back in May '22. she took on many forms: groomed, wild, light & soft, dark & wiry. we continue to hold out hope for her eventual return. photos shamelessly stolen from VRL's classic tribute post...
Thread title curtesy of @ruby1080
·:*¨༺ ★ ༻¨*:·.
What’s your favourite vein?
We all have them, but most don’t do what they do for the haram.
So have a little gander and what’s your favourite?
Dick (not pictured)
Like a sweet smell, you know it’s there but you can’t see it...
Thank you @spilldatea for the title suggestion ❤
@cornflower was the only person to suggest a poll so without further ado.
Right nip or left nip?
We are doing this from our point of view looking at the pic.
So our right and left… have to clarify that for myself as this has confused me so...
Thank you @jumpmoon for the title, inspired by Jack eating Chinese in his vest and pants like a middle aged divorcee
This odious tart continues to divide opinion
He is somehow back behind the wheel and this is terrifying for the population of Greater Manchester
We continue to poll on...