We finally made it, thread #105. Iโd try to do a recap but I canโt remember that far back in time to the beginning of the last thread. If anyone else would like to attempt this then please do ๐ Thank you to @jumpmoon for the thread title ๐
I can, however, present you with the final most...
Thanks to @rasperryripple for the thread title โค
Arse poll 2023 ๐
You can vote for them all because I donโt want any left out.
The obvious choice ๐
Community shield ft the dearly departed ๐๐ญ
Almost bare ๐
Black shorts
Villa ๐
Lying on ground ๐
Gym time ๐
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In news...
quite possibly the best thread title of all time by @Violetroselily
mildly biased recap:
- jack fucked the champions league trophy
- jack's sultry reaction to seeing a blindfold
- jack WEARING said blindfold thank you god
- @ruby1080 winning the fpl
- an article about jack's 'age-defying looks'...
๐๐๐The Blonde King has returned ๐๐๐
Oh and heโs also a Premier League Champion again ๐๐ Well done Bae ๐
More photos incoming ๐ค
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New thread thanks to @cornflower for the title inspired by Jacks most recent haircut ๐ฅต where he was wearing an S&M collar and convincing us all he really does love being Sub Jack
Recap
The last thread moved quite slowly (hint hint Jack we need more inspiration from you)
We have seen him on...
WELL DONE YOU THIRSTY BITCHES WE ARE AT THREAD ONE HUNGERED
what a toime to be alive
we have truly seen both the sublime and the ridiculous
โจ We are celebrating the 100m pound man on his 100th thread โจ
congrats to sweet @applecrumble7 for the on theme title
and to @cornflower for the quite...
Hello, and welcome to thread 99.
We've got 99 problems and they're all Jack related. When will he show us his willy? Has the ๐ been eliminated for good? What was he doing in Nuremberg? Will he ever remove his shorts AND shirt after a match? I could go on.
I've tried to incorporate a bit of...
Eveninโ all and happy juicy new year.
Thank God we are finally off the Christmas thread. Title thanks to @Starttheline and poll idea courtesy of Goku but girl I cannot for the life of me remember how to write your username.
Feck allโs been happening apart from a slick assist and Jackโs...
Happy Christmas Eve!
Hope your turkeys are stuffed, your carrots are peeled and your presents are wrapped. If not, it's too late now, don't bother.
Here's hoping Jack is either cumin down your chimney tonight (sorry) or is waiting patiently in a big box under the tree.
Merry Christmas ya...
๐ pizza eater, ๐ coat wearer, ๐ opinion divider, the ultimate ๐ of ๐s
Thank you to @wonderstruck25 for the thread title which has been modified with the express permission of @cornflower. Sorry @wonderstruck25 if you hate it ๐ฅน
Photos are all linked in some way in my own mind, or I just wanted...
hi gals n guys, 'tis the season for a Christmas choccy poll!
thank you to @Starttheline for our thread title.
quick recap before we get onto the good stuff.
- England got knocked out of the World Cup while we wished we could knock out the ref and majority vow to never buy a croissant in 2023...
thread title by @cornflower
SO, what's your favourite part of Christmas dinner? had to google what goes in a Christmas dinner UK lol so soz if it's wrong
puddings are a whole other poll
options are demonstrated by our wonderful model @jackgrealish
turkey/meaty or fake meaty bit
nice...
Afternoon JGers!
Last thread started very bum heavy, but we've since learnt a lot about our man. He doesn't like pineapple on pizza and he loves sneezing and Saka.
The Handsome Devil portfolio was released but most of us are still peeping through the letterbox waiting for it to arrive...
Congrats to @cornflower on the title in tribute to our new friends at Newsstand customer service. Thanks for all your hard work.
This week in the news:
England vs. USA was very dull and no one did a goal but bab injected some spice towards the end. Lad's trying hard in the world cup.
Jack...
Thanks to @jumpmoon for the thread title.
Recap
Bae got it in the back of the net โฝ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Heโs still a Handsome Devil and is driving us round the bend.
The Handsome Devil Poll ๐ (so far)
Photos are listed in order of first appearance (I think, who knows anymore? What is time anyway?)
You...
Hello to everyone who survived the :devilish: Handsome Devil Portfolio :devilish: preview drop/wall-to-wall England content/Jack existing
Rubae is just about still with us and the title goes to her @ruby1080
Jack is still on a mission to have all the girls and gays collectively implode, so...
WELCOME to a brand spanking new thread full of delicious England content.
Shout out for @Starttheline and her ruined kecks for the new title.
Our WC themed poll today is favourite footie banger where we pay homage to the beautiful melodies that the beautiful game has produced over the years...
We started the thread with The Biggest Ick of October (aka Beardgate), but we were over it within about an hour.
Jack's beard is growing by the day, as is our thirst for him. The man is trying really hard to prove that he does still have the ability to grow hair, flaunting both his luscious...
Thread title courtesy of @Gizmo24 ๐งตโค
He has lost his beard and we have lost our minds.
Is no beard okayโฆ. Yes or no?
Soft yes: Itโs put me off him but Iโm already getting over it
Soft no: Not the best but I can deal with it
Hard yes: Itโs going to take something fucking incredible to get...
A bit chaotic towards the end.
Honourable mention to
and shop shop's 11th hour:
"get ur tits out cos itโs halloween, jg give us a wiggle of ur massive peen"
Result of the last poll was that we are generally ick free, hooray!
Poll as requested by @cornflower is peen size. Closest ansa...
Thanks to @madamchristmas for the thread title โค
POLL
Where do you currently find yourself on the ick scale?
0 = no ick
10 = full ick
โจ Jack tax is BACK and is due by the end of the weekโจ
Bae is eagerly awaiting the poll results, please don't break his precious little heart ๐๐๐
hello babs and babettes!
poll: fave body hair of bae's
snail trail - our darling who sadly went MIA back in May '22. she took on many forms: groomed, wild, light & soft, dark & wiry. we continue to hold out hope for her eventual return. photos shamelessly stolen from VRL's classic tribute post...
Thread title curtesy of @ruby1080
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Whatโs your favourite vein?
We all have them, but most donโt do what they do for the haram.
So have a little gander and whatโs your favourite?
Dick (not pictured)
Like a sweet smell, you know itโs there but you canโt see it...