Jack Grealish #92 sorry to newsstand.co.uk, but if we don't get our jack cover we will make u pay

[jumpmoon]

Congrats to @cornflower on the title in tribute to our new friends at Newsstand customer service. Thanks for all your hard work.

This week in the news:

England vs. USA was very dull and no one did a goal but bab injected some spice towards the end. Lad's trying hard in the world cup.

Jack made a disgusting smoothie garnished with a cauliflower florette for poor old Madders

also showed a cheeky hint of BEAUTOX so this is the poll we're going to run with chaps

POLL IS DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE A PIC OF HIS BUM IN THE HANDSOME DEVIL PORTFOLIO/IS GOD REAL ?!?!!?

 

[333149O]

thanks for the thread juicy jumpy.
if there IS bum I will perish and decease 🪦

 

[spilldatea]

thanks jumpy x

was gonna say what a bunch of thirsty fuckers getting to thread 92 but think the vast majority of posts are tit posts and everyone is very much bros > hoes (but aware this may change once you flirts have homme in your grubby little hands)

 

[Starttheline]

I went for the middle three, because I NEED TO SEE IT but also I will perish but GIVE ME THE ARSE

 

[jumpmoon]

ok WHO is the bleeping mormon??!?!

 

[Donald23]

stop it i love salt and pepper was gutted when they closed in the arndale it funnily enough they started serving food in black dog (which is also on tib street) so managed to keep getting my fix. @SpilledTheTea
They’ve moved onto high street and have added a curry sauce that looks delightful

 

[ruby1080]

 

[cornflower]

I put no it's too much, give me the arse and I just want to see his phat hairy arse for Christmas. I just don't think there'll be arse as much as I want him balancing a glass of Champagne on his rump a la Kim kardashian (did that happen or did I dream it)

arse negativity tax

 

[Starttheline]

Circling back to this because I didn't fully appreciate it earlier, by way of a secondary poll, which ones are your favourites? 2, 3, 7 and 9 for me. Also 6.

 

[Just Drive]

GIVE ME THE ARSE.

 

[madamchristmas]

this is what i am expecting ok @jackgrealish make it happen or duck OFF

 

[ruby1080]

I actually think we’ve seen all the outfits/looks now, and the 30 pages are just variations of them plus the interview.

Soz for being negative.

 

[Starttheline]

this is what i am expecting ok @jackgrealish make it happen or duck OFF

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duck OFF in my scrolling haste I thought you'd unearthed something unholy

I actually think we’ve seen all the outfits/looks now, and the 30 pages are just variations of them plus the interview.

Soz for being negative.

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Same. Starting to think I should have stuck with all my screenshots and just made a new album titled 'Homme'

 

[ruby1080]

Circling back to this because I didn't fully appreciate it earlier, by way of a secondary poll, which ones are your favourites? 2, 3, 7 and 9 for me. Also 6.

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2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9

my post is not too short

 

[spilldatea]

do you think it will be hard and solid or soft and squishy?? like could you grab a handful and have a good knead or would it feel like groping a barbell

i think it would only be hard and solid when he’s stood up i think laying down you could grab a proper handful. like a round juicy globe.

 

[StephenTJackson]

this is what i am expecting ok @jackgrealish make it happen or duck OFF

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I'm so down for Peachy Peaty as well.

 

[cornflower]

here we go this is what I want, everything about this

Spoiler

 

[333149O]

Circling back to this because I didn't fully appreciate it earlier, by way of a secondary poll, which ones are your favourites? 2, 3, 7 and 9 for me. Also 6.

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for me it’s probably just 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 I reckon?

 

[StephenTJackson]

ok WHO is the bleeping mormon??!?!

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Not me.

A lot of what the Mormons do...I can't swallow it.

 

[madamchristmas]

do you think it will be hard and solid or soft and squishy?? like could you grab a handful and have a good knead or would it feel like groping a barbell

i think it would only be hard and solid when he’s stood up i think laying down you could grab a proper handful. like a round juicy globe.

rexkon it will be quite hard he’s not got much body fat