Jack Grealish #83 JG got cupped by the luckiest quack, shame about the towel that covered his crack

[cornflower]

hello babs and babettes!

poll: fave body hair of bae's

snail trail - our darling who sadly went MIA back in May '22. she took on many forms: groomed, wild, light & soft, dark & wiry. we continue to hold out hope for her eventual return. photos shamelessly stolen from VRL's classic tribute post from ages ago. I am not biased towards the snail trail at all.

fuckin size of it here!!!!!

3D view

...anyway

chest hair - light, semi-elusive. only ever has the most delicate sprinkling. often difficult to tell if it actually exists.

bonus snail trail here!

more trail + chest multipack goodness

pit hair - trusty, survived the great body hair removal of '22. it was touch and go for an hour or so when he was in ibiza and we now cherish this sweet patch of sweaty, pheromone-tastic glory more than ever.

upper back hair - not a fuckin clue. this here?

lower back hair - ever divisive but a beautiful reminder that this man has a crack and it's begging to be worshipped.

leg hair - sexy bastard likes to buck the horrendous tradition of footballers having hairless legs. gotta keep those nesh thighs warm.

the elusive pubic hair - I just like to pretend, OK (I do think he has pubes tho).

 

[ruby1080]

I tried to vote for ALL and it let me, thank you @cornflower

Will obviously take back all my other votes if for any ridiculous reason the doesn’t run away with this.

 

[Gattle09]

Thanks @cornflower great selection of pictures including the (RIP)

I tried to vote for ALL and it let me, thank you @cornflower

Same. Xx

 

[2busyshopping34]

omg loved how i can vote for them all thankyou cornbab

 

[Violetroselily]

Thank you @cornflower your service will be mentioned in despatches

 

[lozzajb]

Thanks @cornflower what a glorious selection of photos

 

[gohdkakdbdj]

2 questions re snail trail:
1. How can a patch of 50 odd hairs be SO FIT
2. What in the absolute duck possessed him to even attempt to remove it? Forget the greenhouse mate, you need to get to cultivating the trail back

 

[cornflower]

felt the true unlimited vote was appropriate because not everyone likes all hair BUT those that do feel v strongly about it.

making poll threads is like when you have an argument with someone and don't think of a comeback until it's too late, I've defo forgot important photos.

 

[Donald23]

2 questions re snail trail:
1. How can a patch of 50 odd hairs be SO FIT
2. What in the absolute duck possessed him to even attempt to remove it? Forget the greenhouse mate, you need to get to cultivating the trail back

Do you think he counted them when bored? Like when sashs got her led mask on he just sits counting them

 

[Just Drive]

What a delightful poll. Thank you, @cornflower

 

[ruby1080]

I just hope some PR intern really is here, and will use this poll as their final convincing piece of evidence to get him to GROW IT BACK

 

[Violetroselily]

 

[spilldatea]

honestly i’m more upset about the snail trail going MIA than i am at our midfield going MIA the second half of that disasterclass

 

[Starttheline]

hello babs and babettes!

poll: fave body hair of bae's

snail trail - our darling who sadly went MIA back in May '22. she took on many forms: groomed, wild, light & soft, dark & wiry. we continue to hold out hope for her eventual return. photos shamelessly stolen from VRL's classic tribute post from ages ago. I am not biased towards the snail trail at all.
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fuckin size of it here!!!!!
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3D view
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...anyway

chest hair - light, semi-elusive. only ever has the most delicate sprinkling. often difficult to tell if it actually exists.
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bonus snail trail here!
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more trail + chest multipack goodness
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pit hair - trusty, survived the great body hair removal of '22. it was touch and go for an hour or so when he was in ibiza and we now cherish this sweet patch of sweaty, pheromone-tastic glory more than ever.
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upper back hair - not a fuckin clue. this here?
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lower back hair - ever divisive but a beautiful reminder that this man has a crack and it's begging to be worshipped.
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leg hair - sexy bastard likes to buck the horrendous tradition of footballers having hairless legs. gotta keep those nesh thighs warm.
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the elusive pubic hair - I just like to pretend, OK (I do think he has pubes tho).
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OK OK OK, now THIS belongs in an art gallery.

Excellent work Cornbab

 

[ruby1080]

Is there some deep biological reason why this amount of body hair is sooooooo attractive? Is it generally just a testosterone thing? Is it that we just know it would mean he’d knock us up within 5 minutes?

 

[Starttheline]

I reckon they're saving release of the for the next indiscretion.

Is there some deep biological reason why this amount of body hair is sooooooo attractive? Is it generally just a testosterone thing? Is it that we just know it would mean he’d knock us up within 5 minutes?

Me Jack. You Ruby. Let's bang.

(Sorry. This is the closest thing to a caveman club that I could find)

 

[spilldatea]

Is there some deep biological reason why this amount of body hair is sooooooo attractive? Is it generally just a testosterone thing? Is it that we just know it would mean he’d knock us up within 5 minutes?

the snail trail? it’s definitely a psychological thing because it’s a sign that someone is fully matured and developed. also it’s the knowing where it leads. very sexy imo and i reckon is like when men can see a glimpse of out cleavage. like you just know something good is just out of sight and it lures you in.

 

[madamchristmas]

@cornflower bab i really don’t think the pubes exist anymore

 

[Violetroselily]

@cornflower bab i really don’t think the pubes exist anymore

Imagine being the beautician who had to laser his crack and gooch whilst he's spreading his cheeks

 

[Starttheline]

the snail trail? it’s definitely a psychological thing because it’s a sign that someone is fully matured and developed. also it’s the knowing where it leads. very sexy imo and i reckon is like when men can see a glimpse of out cleavage. like you just know something good is just out of sight and it lures you in.

This explanation along with all the hairy photos is making me feral