Jack Grealish #91 Live from the Nigerian embassy

[ruby1080]

Thanks to @jumpmoon for the thread title.

Recap

Bae got it in the back of the net

He’s still a Handsome Devil and is driving us round the bend.

The Handsome Devil Poll (so far)

Photos are listed in order of first appearance (I think, who knows anymore? What is time anyway?)

You can vote for three because I want to vote for three.

ETA: You can now vote for all four because I felt sorry for Flasher.

1. Bite Me

2. Hair

3. Flasher

4. Perfection

 

[Starttheline]

Jasus look at the man. He is perfection. He is the moment.

Where the F am I.

 

[Gattle09]

Thanks to @jumpmoon for the thread title.

Recap

Bae got it in the back of the net

He’s still a Handsome Devil and is driving us round the bend.

The Handsome Devil Poll (so far)

Photos are listed in order of first appearance (I think, who knows anymore? What is time anyway?)

You can vote for three because I want to vote for three.

1. Bite Me

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2. Hair

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3. Flasher

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4. Perfection

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Thanks Rubae and thanks Bae for being so ruddy fit.

 

[VC10]

" The first ......time........
Ever; I saw your face................
Ooooaaawwwwwwwwww
Yours legs and arrrssseeeeee
Your big coccccckkkkkkkkkk..............
It's a whopper! It's bigggggggg......
Push it in so slowwwwwwwwww.......
.....my love.........
...till the end....of...time..............
My love......" ***


*** I may have changed some of the words

 

[cornflower]

thank you rubae

apology tax for being a miserable bleep in the previous thread (I am JG and GS is my sanity)

 

[Gattle09]

Just in case anyone is struggling to find time to sneeze during these unprecedented times.

 

[ruby1080]

Changed it so you can vote for all of them. Didn’t want him to think we don’t like him in his pants

 

[Starttheline]

I've placed one vote. The perfection photo. It is perfection. It is everything I have dreamed of. I am ANXIOUS about my RLF accepting the delivery of a plastic wrapped Jack Grealish on 7 December but it is what it now. I will tell him it is research for work or sumthin.

I couldn't figure out how to check in and opened my phone to find my booking details and THAT FLIPPIN PICTURE was the first thing that popped up as a helpful concierge asked if I needed help. YES I do need help sir. Help from this Jack Grealish sickness that is consuming me. Yes I would like you to sort my room key thank you

 

[VC10]

" ooooooooooo....love to love you baby...
Oooooooooo...love to love you baby...
Hhhhmmmmm ooooowwwwwwwww
Do it to me again & again....
Stick that big thing in....
In......all the way in....
Ooooooooooooooo ...love to love you baby.....
Oooooooooo...oooo ooo oooooooo oooooooooo"

the full, 12" version, of course

 

[Starttheline]

@VC10 You are my hero

 

[ruby1080]

Is he supposed to have no head in the flasher photo or is that just how I saved it?

 

[VC10]

@VC10 You are my hero

It's out of control tonight.


I shan't get any sleep

 

[Starttheline]

Is he supposed to have no head in the flasher photo or is that just how I saved it?

I only have a bit of his head

 

[Just Drive]

Thanks to @jumpmoon for the thread title.

Recap

Bae got it in the back of the net

He’s still a Handsome Devil and is driving us round the bend.

The Handsome Devil Poll (so far)

Photos are listed in order of first appearance (I think, who knows anymore? What is time anyway?)

You can vote for three because I want to vote for three.

ETA: You can now vote for all four because I felt sorry for Flasher.

1. Bite Me

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2. Hair

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3. Flasher

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4. Perfection

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I will never get over the Perfection one. Holy bleeping tit.

 

[Starttheline]

Wait did he just call himself Jdot?

 

[WylieWyles]

Wait did he just call himself Jdot?

 

[rasperryripple]

Thanks @jumpmoon for new thread title and @ruby1080 for the poll. Perfection for me followed by the biting one. Still hate flasher. @VC10 you need to stop with the raging Villa Jack it’s too much for me this week

 

[jumpmoon]

Danke @ruby1080 for thé thread but LADS I am so sorry this won as the title I had an early night and missed my chance to swap it to something normal and relevant during a time of babs first England goal, but now it looks like @Starttheline might be seeking sanctuary at the high commission after taxi driver bothering during an outburst of Grealish mania so it’s tangentially relevant. This is why we shouldn’t have democracy

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genuinely don’t think I’ve seen anyone as happy as Jdot is right now

 

[Starttheline]

Friends I do not feel good

 

[Gizmo24]

Thanks for the new thread. For some reason I can only like and not heart/laugh or any other reaction. Please accept this indifferent eaction to all of your future posts. Jacks got a big dick The big black dog ate Skye Jack and Sasha are engaged