Jack Grealish #97 Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

[Starttheline]

Happy Christmas Eve!

Hope your turkeys are stuffed, your carrots are peeled and your presents are wrapped. If not, it's too late now, don't bother.

Here's hoping Jack is either cumin down your chimney tonight (sorry) or is waiting patiently in a big box under the tree.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

 

[Violetroselily]

Thank you brother STL. I need to go out and buy a Christmas cake, and then get started on the veg. And finish the trifle.

Very excited for the dinner and trifle reveals tomorrow

 

[ruby1080]

Merry Christmas babs

I went back to last Christmas’ thread to find the Extra Special Deluxe Christmas chez Grealo menu and discovered that he had Ruby chocolate sauce 🥹 Bae we barely even knew each other this time last year you soft twit

I hope this year’s meal puts a smile on his face and that there’s also something for Skye if he’s going to insist on having her on his lap.

 

[rasperryripple]

Thanks @Starttheline for some festive Bae.

I need to go to Tesco a miscommunication over crackers. We have none. RLF went to get bits yesterday and asked if we had any crackers I thought he meant crackers for cheese and said yes. We don’t have any to pull. Can’t have Christmas dinner without any crackers

 

[Starttheline]

Thanks @Starttheline for some festive Bae.

I need to go to Tesco a miscommunication over crackers. We have none. RLF went to get bits yesterday and asked if we had any crackers I thought he meant crackers for cheese and said yes. We don’t have any to pull. Can’t have Christmas dinner without any crackers
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This is one of the reasons I went to Mozzas yesterday. We only have 8 crackers. There are 11 of us.

Sadly there were none so I am making some this afternoon

 

[spilldatea]

i had a mad rush this morning cos i spent the start of the month sunning myself in the caribbean and then moved house so i didn’t have any gifts for anyone do not recommend swanning off on your holidays just before moving in case ya were wondering

 

[wonderstruck25]

Thank you @Starttheline I was in a past page 50 panic

 

[Violetroselily]

Merry Christmas babs

I went back to last Christmas’ thread to find the Extra Special Deluxe Christmas chez Grealo menu and discovered that he had Ruby chocolate sauce 🥹 Bae we barely even knew each other this time last year you soft twit

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I hope this year’s meal puts a smile on his face and that there’s also something for Skye if he’s going to insist on having her on his lap.

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Ruby chocolate sauce sounds like your pooh

I still need someone to explain what turkey sauce is

 

[madamchristmas]

gosh he is a sexy sexy man. wish he would duck off.

 

[Starttheline]

I wonder what people buy him for Christmas.

I'd buy him a selection box and a lump of coal.

 

[madamchristmas]

I wonder what people buy him for Christmas.

I'd buy him a selection box and a lump of coal.

id buy him one of those pumps that makes your willy bigger and some extra small condoms

 

[ruby1080]

I wonder what people buy him for Christmas.

I'd buy him a selection box and a lump of coal.

I’d get him a framed photo of Skye, a multipack of under boleros, a snood, hot chocolate and marshmallows wrapped in a fancy bag like I do for the kids and a chocolate orange for me to melt down and lick off his dick.

 

[Starttheline]

I’d get him a framed photo of Skye, a multipack of under boleros, a snood, hot chocolate and marshmallows wrapped in a fancy bag like I do for the kids and a chocolate orange for me to melt down and lick off his dick.

That took a raunchy turn.

I'd commission a portrait of Avicii

 

[spilldatea]

i’d get him a butt plug - a blue one with a turquoise gem on the end x

 

[sugarfairy23]

I’d get him a Lynx shower set - keep the guy humble

 

[Jen667]

That menu says 'turkey sauce'. there's no such thing is there?

 

[ruby1080]

That menu says 'turkey sauce'. there's no such thing is there?

I think it’s because he insisted he didn’t like gravy so his mum asked the caterers to call it turkey sauce.

 

[BeauJD]

That took a raunchy turn.

I'd commission a portrait of Avicii

I’m thinking something along the lines of this

 

[Gattle09]

Happy Christmas Eve brothers, thanks for the new thread @Starttheline. Two more down in the Gattle house now, RLF is on antibiotics and my youngest is rough as toast sleeping on the sofa

For Christmas I would let Jack empty his sack, I’m kind like that.

 

[rasperryripple]

Got my crackers they were down to last few boxes. Also came out with cashews, Bombay mix, a bottle of Port, a leek and some new dinner plates. I find it impossible to go in for 1 thing.
If I had any money left I would get Jack these