Jack Grealish #100 JG you have got us to a tun. Now please show us your peachy 🍑

[jumpmoon]

WELL DONE YOU THIRSTY witches WE ARE AT THREAD ONE HUNGERED
what a toime to be alive
we have truly seen both the sublime and the ridiculous

We are celebrating the 100m pound man on his 100th thread

congrats to sweet @applecrumble7 for the on theme title

and to @cornflower for the quite frankly disgusting poll theme which i couldn't even bring myself to actually write but i did it because i love you

there are 100 questions as to why we are all still here... including...
why do we all melm our kecks over a bloke who holds a pen like this? or is it because he holds a pen like this?
why is he such a tart? why is he such a wally?
how tall is he?
why did he get rid of all his lower body hair?
why does he have a temple in his back garden?
what is his favourite easter egg?
what ever did he get up to in vegas/mykonos/dubai/ibiza (delete as appropriate)?
what is his favourite Simply Red song?
how did the creative director of Arena Homme + broach him biting his jumper?
why do people keep writing Cantonese fan fiction about him as a dog?

and many more...

Jack tax suggestion is your top ten Jacque moments of all time.

enjoy yaselves and i hope you all appreciate that this was me trying not to name this Mick Hucknall number 1

me writing the poll out against my own gentle sensibilites:

 

[Violetroselily]

Jumpy please

Where is my poll option?
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Sorry for making digs

 

[jodieelmorris]

Who’d have thought we’d reach thread 100 and still no nudes! Shocking really

 

[jumpmoon]

Jumpy please

Where is my poll option?

ok you get one all to yourself now u lil hater
all the haters on here would still 100% let Jacque cum up their nostrils y'all are just lying to yourselves

 

[Starttheline]

Number three is suspiciously specific

 

[jumpmoon]

Number three is suspiciously specific

this one was for VRL tbh i thought she would not want to romanticise his effluvia

the after sun lotion is for texture

i cant believe im writing this on company time

 

[Gizmo24]

Can we also add KFC twister to the poll. Willy juice and them are remarkably similar.

Kinda made myself ill with willy juice there but I'm sticking with it.

 

[ruby1080]

Thank you @jumpmoon

I need some time to think about my top 10 moments, but have a few classic photos in the meantime as a bit of an appetiser.

 

[jumpmoon]

Can we also add KFC twister to the poll. Willy juice and them are remarkably similar.

Kinda made myself ill with willy juice there but I'm sticking with it.

JESSUS CHRISTO GIZMO

it is only 11:22 in the morning on a Tuesday

how has this thread got off to such an 'earthy' start

it's like Tristram Shandy in here and I'm holding @cornflower responsible

 

[Starttheline]

Going to book the day off and think about my top 10 moments of all time

 

[Gizmo24]

JESSUS CHRISTO GIZMO

it is only 11:22 in the morning on a Tuesday

how has this thread got off to such an 'earthy' start

it's like Tristram Shandy in here and I'm holding @cornflower responsible

I take you shouting at me seriously with your cute little moon face

 

[Gattle09]

Thanks @jumpmoon, thanks for not making it about Mick too

Let’s hope Bae gives us lots of content for his centenary thread.

 

[333149O]

THREAD 100!
what a toime to be aloive.

I will find my top 10 moments later, I can’t believe work restricts me this way these days I am in a capitalism (is that the right word? corporate maybe) chokehold

love you all sooooo much

 

[madamchristmas]

on strike until the nudes come out

 

[Gattle09]

A few favourites, far too many to choose from, there may be duplicates but he is fit so who is complaining.

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[Gizmo24]

A few favourites, far too many to choose from, there may be duplicates but he is fit so who is complaining.
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That is a fine selection. Od forgotten about the yellow kit one.

Speaking of is that elusive picture going to make an appearance for such a special occasion.

 

[Donald23]

He’s possibly forgotten the rules of the game

 

[Starttheline]

Here we go. Top 10 moments of all time (not in any order)

1. Green Aston Villa kit Jack. Hasn't been seen all that often, but really nestled in the mind banks. A gorgeous colour for a gorgeous man. Of all the kits, this has to be number one (followed closely by RIP NAN).

2. England bum. I see this image when I close my eyes. That juicy juicy peach forever grateful that somebody was around to snap the (almost) full moon, but laced with a tinge of regret that it wasn't the front view. We can't have it all I guess. So chunky.

3. The Handsome Devil portfolio, of course. All of it, every last detail, changed who I am as a person. Combined with the tattle hysteria of where is it?! Who has it?! How will it be delivered?! Where will I keep it?!

4. The Santorini Set. A glorious summer of content that kept us going for many threads, but Jack was really feeling his holiday bod and treated us to a sweaty photoshoot. We have very different holidays.

5. The discovery of the bolero. Our nesh king likes to keep his arms under wraps but gets a hot tummy, and during the World Cup came up with a solution. The crowd went wild as he swapped shirts, ready to enter the pitch and we caught sight of this DIY job.

6. The Face. Another artsy shoot by our sensitive man. Treated to chilly nips in an abandoned warehouse somewhere in Stockport, and an array of new personalities (hey Abe). Top sneezing fodder.

7. Astar barber's social media presence. We've had nips, we've had fluffy hair, we've had coy smiles. Astar's media team have been working hard to give the people what they want. Each notification is a thrill.

8. The 'Sneeze'. The sneeze to end all sneezes. Was it a sneeze, or was it a sneeze..? We all know what we'd like to believe. Sneeze.

9. The Medical. Jack's first day at City and our first taste of things to come. Fond memories of the snail (RIP) and lots of sultry looks underneath his curtains. Birmingham swag at its best.

10. Last but no means least, for me, its the Sure advert. It didn't feature heavily on the thread, and there might be plenty of other stand out moments, but there's something about it that keeps me coming back for more.

 

[Gattle09]

Here we go. Top 10 moments of all time (not in any order)

1. Green Aston Villa kit Jack. Hasn't been seen all that often, but really nestled in the mind banks. A gorgeous colour for a gorgeous man. Of all the kits, this has to be number one (followed closely by RIP NAN).
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2. England bum. I see this image when I close my eyes. That juicy juicy peach forever grateful that somebody was around to snap the (almost) full moon, but laced with a tinge of regret that it wasn't the front view. We can't have it all I guess. So chunky.
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3. The Handsome Devil portfolio, of course. All of it, every last detail, changed who I am as a person. Combined with the tattle hysteria of where is it?! Who has it?! How will it be delivered?! Where will I keep it?!
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4. The Santorini Set. A glorious summer of content that kept us going for many threads, but Jack was really feeling his holiday bod and treated us to a sweaty photoshoot. We have very different holidays.
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5. The discovery of the bolero. Our nesh king likes to keep his arms under wraps but gets a hot tummy, and during the World Cup came up with a solution. The crowd went wild as he swapped shirts, ready to enter the pitch and we caught sight of this DIY job.
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6. The Face. Another artsy shoot by our sensitive man. Treated to chilly nips in an abandoned warehouse somewhere in Stockport, and an array of new personalities (hey Abe). Top sneezing fodder.
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7. Astar barber's social media presence. We've had nips, we've had fluffy hair, we've had coy smiles. Astar's media team have been working hard to give the people what they want. Each notification is a thrill.
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8. The 'Sneeze'. The sneeze to end all sneezes. Was it a sneeze, or was it a sneeze..? We all know what we'd like to believe. Sneeze.
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9. The Medical. Jack's first day at City and our first taste of things to come. Fond memories of the snail (RIP) and lots of sultry looks underneath his curtains. Birmingham swag at its best.
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10. Last but no means least, for me, its the Sure advert. It didn't feature heavily on the thread, and there might be plenty of other stand out moments, but there's something about it that keeps me coming back for more.
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Superb selection. Thanks for the naked, sweaty holiday bod, the snail and the bum. I don’t have any of them on my phone as I’m trying to keep it wholesome in case the kids see it.
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An unseen!! He knew it was the day of 100 threads and treated us. What a guy.

 

[Starttheline]

Superb selection. Thanks for the naked, sweaty holiday bod, the snail and the bum. I don’t have any of them on my phone as I’m trying to keep it wholesome in case the kids see it.
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An unseen!! He knew it was the day of 100 threads and treated us. What a guy.
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This is GORGEOUS. UNREAL. I LOVE IT.



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