OMG who here asked the question of what shoes Tim was wearing when he slipped on the banana peels!?! 
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Im guessing tims at howl o scream tonight
Being greasy, it’ll definitely look darker, along with it not being touched up. I think what you’re noticing is mostly poor placement of highlights. You leave pockets of depth so that the highlights pop more, but not in the front quadrants on either side of the head from behind the ear forward.
Dear Will and Dawn (aka Yankee In The South),
Today, I discovered, to my immense disappointment, that the Tracker household, of Orlando, are utterly inept at broadcasting video ”livestreams” by means of the internet. Sadly, they really don’t seem to have any idea what they’re doing at all. As such, I fear that they’re causing much trauma and distress to anyone that happens to tune in and watch.
Therefore, knowing that you have many, many hours of valuable experience in this specialist field, might I suggest that you offer your expertise and wisdom to them on a consultancy basis? I’m sure they’d love to hear your tips for sitting in a Taco Bell car park, hiding viewer donations or mis-pronouncing words in a humorous manner. Evidently, the Trackers need all the help they can get, even from the most desperate of sources. Fortunately, they clearly have ample funds towaste invest, so this could be your opportunity to take advantage of this very particular opportunity.
To this end, I’d be happy to offer my services as intermediary and agent (for a mutually agreeable fee), in order to get this up and running. Please get in touch if this would be of interest.
Yours sincerely,
Harold T Walrus Esq.
Today, I discovered, to my immense disappointment, that the Tracker household, of Orlando, are utterly inept at broadcasting video ”livestreams” by means of the internet. Sadly, they really don’t seem to have any idea what they’re doing at all. As such, I fear that they’re causing much trauma and distress to anyone that happens to tune in and watch.
Therefore, knowing that you have many, many hours of valuable experience in this specialist field, might I suggest that you offer your expertise and wisdom to them on a consultancy basis? I’m sure they’d love to hear your tips for sitting in a Taco Bell car park, hiding viewer donations or mis-pronouncing words in a humorous manner. Evidently, the Trackers need all the help they can get, even from the most desperate of sources. Fortunately, they clearly have ample funds to
To this end, I’d be happy to offer my services as intermediary and agent (for a mutually agreeable fee), in order to get this up and running. Please get in touch if this would be of interest.
Yours sincerely,
Harold T Walrus Esq.
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I don’t see how they bring a newborn into that house and function on any level if they are dragging this badly right now.
Not sure if I heard it right, but someone asked about a nursery and I think Tim said you’re looking at it. Definitely a boy.
Not sure if I heard it right, but someone asked about a nursery and I think Tim said you’re looking at it. Definitely a boy.
Bruh, this witch literally goes on a rant about how she doesn’t know how to get rid of all the crap they’ve accumulated in their house. Here are the excuses she gives for their house being 1 Disney t-shirt haul from a hoarding situation:
1) Their neighborhood is strict and community garage sales days always happen when they are out of town. Apparently they don’t announce the dates far enough in advance for them to plan for it. — please, like dates would actually help you.
2) They can’t sell stuff on Facebook marketplace because they’re “famous” and don’t want people to know where they live. — Jokes on you, it ain’t hard to find your house address online in the year of our Lord 2022. BTWs it’s called meeting in a random public place that’s not your house, Jennifer. Normal non-famous folk do this all the time.
3) None of their friends need the stuff they are trying to give away. — Pffft, we know you ain’t got any friends left. Next.
4) She refuses to give it to goodwill because they don’t help people. — I … I don’t even know what to say to this. If you dislike goodwill there are plenty of places that gladly take gently used items; the Assistance League is one of many. Since you were cryptic about the items you’re looking offload, I will automatically assume you want to give people your dirty panties and don’t understand you’re not famous and those ain’t valuable.
5) She’s called every shelter in Orlando during COVID and they all only want new items. — have you tried calling again recently?
The EXCUSES. Empty pampers boxes are trash, Jennifer, not treasure.
1) Their neighborhood is strict and community garage sales days always happen when they are out of town. Apparently they don’t announce the dates far enough in advance for them to plan for it. — please, like dates would actually help you.
2) They can’t sell stuff on Facebook marketplace because they’re “famous” and don’t want people to know where they live. — Jokes on you, it ain’t hard to find your house address online in the year of our Lord 2022. BTWs it’s called meeting in a random public place that’s not your house, Jennifer. Normal non-famous folk do this all the time.
3) None of their friends need the stuff they are trying to give away. — Pffft, we know you ain’t got any friends left. Next.
4) She refuses to give it to goodwill because they don’t help people. — I … I don’t even know what to say to this. If you dislike goodwill there are plenty of places that gladly take gently used items; the Assistance League is one of many. Since you were cryptic about the items you’re looking offload, I will automatically assume you want to give people your dirty panties and don’t understand you’re not famous and those ain’t valuable.
5) She’s called every shelter in Orlando during COVID and they all only want new items. — have you tried calling again recently?
The EXCUSES. Empty pampers boxes are trash, Jennifer, not treasure.
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I mean come on you guyzzzzz, they're just so busy barely parenting the first kid, why do the meanie pants expect them to make any effort for the second offspring as well? It can sleep in a Pampers box for at least a few weeks.
It would have been a lot easier to say, "I'm too lazy to bleeping blow my snotty nose so obviously I'm too lazy to do anything but come up with excuses for not getting rid of all the junk in my house."
Anne asking the really important questions here.
Maybe if this wasn't Dim's reaction to Buddy saying he needs to go to the bathroom, the kid could actually get properly potty-trained. Ugh, how dare the kid need to use the bathroom while these two zombies meander through pointless questions on a live stream? And then Ginn uses the tactic of saying "do you want me to take him to the bathroom?" instead of just you know.... going and doing it, and then Dim huffs that he'll do it which Ginn knew he would offer to do. Best parents ever!!! Such a loving couple!!!!!! The perfect family!!!!!!
Maybe if this wasn't Dim's reaction to Buddy saying he needs to go to the bathroom, the kid could actually get properly potty-trained. Ugh, how dare the kid need to use the bathroom while these two zombies meander through pointless questions on a live stream? And then Ginn uses the tactic of saying "do you want me to take him to the bathroom?" instead of just you know.... going and doing it, and then Dim huffs that he'll do it which Ginn knew he would offer to do. Best parents ever!!! Such a loving couple!!!!!! The perfect family!!!!!!
I have naturally blonde hair myself, a shade not too much darker than Ginns right now. I’ve never dyed it or highlighted it because I like how it looks. As such I’m acutely aware that unless I choose to dye it darker or bleach it lighter, the slightest oil buildup means I look like I haven’t bathed in DAYS. The contrast in color is unreal. I have to wash it every 2 days, maybe 3 if I don’t hit the gym.
I thought her natural hair was platinum blonde, which is why that super dark patch on the side by her face has me confused so. It’s not unusual for natural blondes to slowly get darker as they age, this is true for me, but still it’s DARK.
I would LOVE to put a toner on her hair so it doesn’t look so brassy. The shade in this live just looks nasty.
New avatar anyone?
Dim can hardly speak English well enough.
Why are they so obsessed with J¢ saying numbers in Chinese? Are they planning on shipping him off to China when the new baby comes along? Can Stanny Lean maybe do something useful besides just teaching him what she learned from her Chinese ESL students? Isn't she supposed to be "certified" or some genius early childhood specialist?
It is hard when a kid drops their nap because parents lose the time they had to get things done. BUT...you can replace nap with quiet time. When my son dropped his nap, we explained that he would instead of some quiet time in his room. He could look at books, color, play quietly, etc. But he couldn't run around the house or bother mom/dad. He got the hang of it pretty quickly. Now he's 6 and if we are home on weekends he will still just do his own thing in the early afternoon while his little brother naps and I do what I need to do.
Another thought- since doing a live stream is their job, they could let him watch some tv so they can do their work in peace. It would make much more sense to let him watch a show while they film something like this rather than have him watch a show during meal time.
Another thought- since doing a live stream is their job, they could let him watch some tv so they can do their work in peace. It would make much more sense to let him watch a show while they film something like this rather than have him watch a show during meal time.
Maybe that is what she is doing when we think she is “resting“.
Maybe try asking people who are actually knowledgeable about CA unlike these two, Ally. 
Angela thinks Dim's instagram avatar is their new logo.
Angela thinks Dim's instagram avatar is their new logo.
Someone commented they were sad they didn't do Knots and their response suggests they did something. Media preview of that maybe?Why do these idiots keep the Lego set where Buddy can get to it? They are so preoccupied with him playing with it and Dim seems pissed that he’s dismantling it.
Someone suggests they do river cruising by Disney and Gin says she’d love to go on the Mediterranean or the Norwegian Fjords.
Oh tit. Now they are trying to say that they were trying to make #screamsquad a thing to make fun of Universal. Ironically, unironically. They just make no sense.
So Dim is going to something tonight that is “time sensitive” so she’s going to put that video out in the middle of this never ending California trip. Oh so now they care about that??
Ginn said they put a deposit down on a bigger car and they're waiting to see how things go with that? Rivian probably?
LOL!
I have a friend that works in transportation. Dim doesn’t roll down his window to say Hello or mentions he needs to charge his car. He just does this weird “plug in” hand movement through the front windshield to them. Friend says he’s super awkward and the other CMs laugh about him doing that dumb hand movement!
I have a friend that works in transportation. Dim doesn’t roll down his window to say Hello or mentions he needs to charge his car. He just does this weird “plug in” hand movement through the front windshield to them. Friend says he’s super awkward and the other CMs laugh about him doing that dumb hand movement!
Ginn also said Josh D'Amaro said "Portos" in a way that made it sound like something else and she continued "if we weren't who we are, I'd make a TikTok out of it". Well if you weren't who you were, then yeah you might, cause you might actually have a chance of being funny/creative/productive/functional so maybe you would actually make a TikTok. I think she meant "if we weren't lazy grifters who lost media privileges and were able to tit on Disney like we really want to". 
"Does he want to... rub butts... with someone?"
That, to me, screams that it's a boy. If it were a girl, they'd have tried for the Academy Award of YouTube videos by
1. Actually doing it
2. Going completely over-the-top with cinematography and actions
There's no chance to me that they wouldn't make a movie if it were a girl. They thrive off of the attention and I'm sure their stans would've had some Disney princess dreamscape reaction if they were. They'd hella phone it in if it were a boy, which is what they're doing right now.
Well, he'd NEVER get a Tesla - y'know, cos of Musk and all that.
Sidenote: has Dim ever acknowledged Lean's existence before? Gin bigs her up cos they're bezzies
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