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Congrats to @airbusA330 for our next thread title, with an assist from @mjm9 Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-190-the-world-according-to-jenn-tracker-me-me-me-me.46823/

Congratulations to @Mopsy75 for the new thread title 🎉 I'll let someone else handle the recap because it angers me that two of the dumbest assholes on the planet hit the life lottery with having unearned wealth (IMHO) and the ability to conceive (without medical intervention) and birth two...

Congrats to @FreckleFart90 for our new thread title!! Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-188-jenn-youre-fired.46607/

Congrats to @airbusA330 for another hilarious Tracker thread title. Somebody else can handle the detailed recap but Jenn is even lazier now and they've hired an editor.

Congrats to @CoolWhip for the thread title! Recap: I finished binge watching the second season of the House of the Dragon. Oh you want a recap of the Bojos? Nothing. Nothing happened. They epically failed at #doublecontent (like everyone except them knew they would), she uploaded a single voog...

New thread title courtesy of @And Now It's Time to Splu Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-185-i-love-the-smell-of-desperation-in-the-morning.46301/ I'll let someone else do the recap.

Congrats to @Galaxyprincess for the thread title win. Somebody else can do recap duties but last thread was mostly about Jen's solo trip where she went on a Disney cruise and did pretty much nothing but eat and sleep.

Congrats to @Jambo1981 and @littlemuv for another funny Tracker thread title. Can somebody else do the recap duties? Thanks

New thread title courtesy of @Mopsy75 👏 Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-182-we-cant-even-be-bothered-to-do-the-bare-minimum-anymore.45971/

Congrats to @mjm9 for our new thread title!! Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-181-use-buddyseartubes-for-20-off-new-merch.45842/

Congrats to @airbusA330 for our new thread title :m Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-180-all-in-all-things-used-to-be-fantastic-now-theyre-just-good.45748/

Congrats to @fiveleggedgoat for our newest thread title. I think this was one of our most popular thread titles with over 65 votes! Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-179-i-love-my-kids-but.45686/

New thread courtesy of @And Now It's Time to Splu Previous thread here https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-178-xmas-is-starting-now-on-tattle.45639/ Someone else can do the recap

Congrats to @And Now It's Time to Splu for another hilarious thread title. Recap: @xmasbdaygirl is on the same cruise as the Trackers and spilling a ton of tea! Others feel free to expand on this recap please!

New thread courtesy of OG Buddy with an assist from @And Now It's Time to Splu Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-176-the-only-thing-jenn-doesnt-burn-are-calories.45472/

New thread courtesy of @Quasimodo 👏 I'll let someone else tackle the recap Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-175-the-future-no-longer-looks-rosie.45323/

Congrats to @Quasimodo for another thread title win with a landslide 90 votes! But is it accurate anymore? Trackers were without both children at a Disney outlet store. Apparently they are trading in the tetanus pans for Factor microwave meals. Somebody else an expand on the recap if they want to.

Congrats to @Mrpibbandredvines for the new thread title, which references both Jenn's legendary tetanus pan and the crumbling viewership of this sustained trainwreck. Previously, on The Real White Trash of Lake Nona: The Trackers get this episode started on a languid low note with yet another...

Thanks to everyone for the positive feedback on last week's recap, which also provided the winning thread title (with additional thanks to @littlemuv for the suggestion). Let's do it again, shall we? Previously, on The Real White Trash of Lake Nona: The last week sees our dynamic duo of...

Congrats to @Mopsy75 for the thread title. Previously, on the Real White Trash of Lake Nona: Our favourite grifters attended the opening of Epcot's Flower and Garden Festival sans-offspring for an orgy of overindulgence, wherein Jenn treated herself to stuffed toys which will be added to the...

Congratulations to @Quasimodo for the thread title 🎉 I'll leave the recap to someone else because want I want to say about the Bojos isn't fit to print right now. Unfortunately, when it comes to the miracle children, nurture over nature seems to be winning. Old thread here...

Congrats to @BoPeeps78 and @TheDimSnacker for another hilarious thread title! Somebody else please handle recap duties! Last thread was a doozie!

It's time for a new thread. Credit to @WDWUO83 who said it and @cavamom who nominated it. Let’s pick up where we left off. Trackers are disembarking from their umpteenth cruise on the Disney Fantasy. Ginn somehow both overpacked with too many clothes and had to do laundry part way through...

Welcome to the new thread. Title courtesy of @PoorKid. Here we are in the middle of 14 cruise slogs from a boring same old Fantasy cruise. At least they went to a couple of new places for them, but everything else is rinse and repeat. Join T&J as they stuff their faces, waddle around the...

Congrats to @eatcherheartout for the winning thread title I'll let someone else do the recap.