The Ingham family #93 Happy 1st birthday, baby clickbait

[BD10Massive]

First time poster. Wife says I’m allowed to suggest names for new threads. So here’s my first try....

The Ingham Family #94 - Didn’t have pasta, didn’t have mince. But the fridge has been refilled every day since!

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Congratulations @ChrissyPoo on the birth of your beautiful baby. If he's a boy, is he called Jason, Tattle, Reign, Truman, Chris, Malcolm, Hi Steve, Dougal, Matalan or River? And if she's a girl, I'm pretty damned certain you will have named her Sarah. How could you not...?

Another boy (3 now - might have to try for a clickbait girl), but we went for "Mary-Shortle Home-Bargains Morrisons Drop-that-Towel-and-Resend Burger-for-me-tea Ingham". We're unable to register his birth until the pandemic is over, so feel free to send in other suggestions in the meantime

 

[OliviaPope]

From Sarah’s story. I don’t disagree but it seems a little hypocritical posting this when you started hinting at a possible miscarriage as soon as you found out you were pregnant.

And the rest of the clickbait for 9months!!!

 

[Sammief1983]

Yeah, reply i dare you. go on you absolute f#*k wit.

 

[ThatMrsB]

Not sure if this has been shared already... but LOL

 

[RXQueen]

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[Kat5998]

When you catch your wife about to grab your phone

 

[Missusnaz]

Maybe tell that to your husband!!

 

[String Man]

From the Ingham Family memes Insta account

 

[The daft bat]

Hey

just wanted to jump on and say Chris was not a porter at the hospital he worked as an a&e receptionist (tea boy) and told people he was training to be a dr! Liar liar you’re big boy pants are on fire :/

 

[Lolly505]

THOSE ARE NOT MY GRANDSON'S FEET.

 

[Teddybear1958]

I'm fine. Not letting a bunch of brainwashed idiots get to me. Crazy the stuff they're coming out with though. I guess there's no reasoning with stupid

 

[JustAnotherUser]

Sarah ingham 2 weeks ago
' IvE Never heard Of BaNaNa BoAt SuNcReAm. ItS mAdE uS bUrN. ItS uNsAfE'
Sarah ingham August pool party 2018

 

[Hollie1721]

I messaged Sarah on her personal Instagram account just before March purely asking if her blankets were safety tested, instead of a reply, she must have “passed me to the wolves” who are her ifam, and one of them messaged me saying is the blanket going to be used to cover your daughters ugly face (my profile pic was me and my baby daughter) they are all an evil group

 

[ChrissyPoo]

Obviously they are copying it off Instagram (search the tag #milkbath)

I think it's meant to be something to do with breastfeeding #udders #moooooooooo

Note to Lazy:

You are only supposed to do a milk bath if you actually breastfed. I'm not sure it really counts when you were starving your baby boy for months on end because you wanted to sleep, feeding him McDonald's at 5 months old, taking a bloody perfect prep machine all the way to the Maldives to feed him SMA... The list could go on.

You're also supposed to use your own breast milk. Not semi-skimmed cows milk, you absolute tool.

 

[SarahGard83]

Messages still coming thick and fast. I've been called a jealous hater to a big fat c u n t that should go die! But Sarah doesn't encourage bullying

 

[String Man]

Okay, own up - which one of yas was this?

 

[Steelerprincess]

Could be twins

 

[KateESJ]

Sarah talking about the milk bath


ft a bottle of COWS MILK in the background

Does she think we're fucking thick?

 

[SarahGard83]

I am reporting her though as she knew damn well what she was subjecting me to by putting my account out there.