Old Banger Bett
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Looks like his cock has finally dropped off then.
- Notice
MissWinnie
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Jace is back to ear grabbing again - she shouldn’t have to be patient Sarah, stop letting your son use her like that 
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Malcolm Conkers
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When Peter asks sixteen year olds to sneak out and swim naked with him, it’s not usually sexual?
You can tell Isla wants to go to school, but she relies so heavily on copying Esmé that she won’t ever speak up and say that.
They’ve just admitted that they have no water. So they’re also admitting that they’re in the middle of nowhere with 3 children, a toddler and a baby with 0 water facilities. No toilet, no wash, no shower, no teeth brushing, no drink.
Now compare this to me. I’m a single mother (not by choice, my partner left one night whilst I was pregnant with my youngest who’s only couple of months, and never came back) with a lot of young children. If I admitted online that I was purposely (because let’s face it, these twats are purposely putting those children in this situation, they should have stayed home.) making my young children go without a toilet, washing, showering, not brushing their teeth and not giving them drinks, I’d have them taken off of me and probably be locked up for child neglect and abuse. So WHY are they getting away with this?
They’ve just admitted that they have no water. So they’re also admitting that they’re in the middle of nowhere with 3 children, a toddler and a baby with 0 water facilities. No toilet, no wash, no shower, no teeth brushing, no drink.
Now compare this to me. I’m a single mother (not by choice, my partner left one night whilst I was pregnant with my youngest who’s only couple of months, and never came back) with a lot of young children. If I admitted online that I was purposely (because let’s face it, these twats are purposely putting those children in this situation, they should have stayed home.) making my young children go without a toilet, washing, showering, not brushing their teeth and not giving them drinks, I’d have them taken off of me and probably be locked up for child neglect and abuse. So WHY are they getting away with this?
Malcolm Conkers
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My guess - either he suddenly realised he left his phone in the back and didn’t lock it, or something to do with having to take his hat off.
Greenandgold
Member
Sarah claims social services just inform them of the reports they receive. That's not true Sarah is it? They've most certainly "advised" you about the ear pulling with the little one.
Here's an idea, how about you and Chris do a vlog and show us your evidence of how Chris is innocent and you don't emotionally abuse your weans? You've never offered any counter argument about why all these children would say Chris was grooming them. You keep saying you don't have to justify yourself. You actually do if you're married to a man interested in sex with children. It goes with the territory.
Here's an idea, how about you and Chris do a vlog and show us your evidence of how Chris is innocent and you don't emotionally abuse your weans? You've never offered any counter argument about why all these children would say Chris was grooming them. You keep saying you don't have to justify yourself. You actually do if you're married to a man interested in sex with children. It goes with the territory.
thegreencow
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HUGE TSUNAMI DEVASTATION | WINTER VAN LIFE NORWAY
Creepstopher shows us the view. Back to an hour ago with Lazy screeching. It’s raining. Jace and Mila are eating biscuits. She thought they were an hour away from the fjord yesterday when they were at the viewpoint. Creepstopher likes to lie about how far away from places they are. They’re a lot further north and it’s warmed up. It’s raining now snowing. They’ve been chilling in the van with the girls doing school work and Lazy setting up stuff for Tat and Me. It’s 1pm. They’re packing to leave for a coastal town with incredible history. Another look at the view. King Jace starts playing with Mila’s ears. Lazy asks him if he loves her and tells him she love him too. The poor girl looks like she’s on the verge of tears. Lazy cackles that Mila is so patient. Esme and Isla are dressed to match today. King Jace demands to be filmed. He’s hungry and wants more biscuits. Lazy heads outside to get footage of Creepstopher driving off. Then he drives back because he wants a shot of him driving over the bridge.
Driving. The girls have taken photos because they’re in Narnia. Isla is using her toddler camera. They’re in a blizzard snow. Creepstopher is putting snow chains on. Lazy keeps screeching about the white snow. Magical. She apologies for being irritating. Drone shots of driving. Fjord.
There is a two hour drive to Lake Lovatnet “love-at-net”. River. Screeching at a waterfall. Driving. Welcome to Lake “love-at-net”, the correct pronunciation of which is “loo-vat-nuh”. Absolutely beautiful but scary and interesting history. Drone. Snow. Voiceover of a read off Wikipedia. I won’t bore you. Google it if you want to but basically there were tsunamis in 1905 and 1936 which killed half a town. Shot of the van.
Moaning about the dark. It’s hard not to feel like it’s bed time. They drove to a stooooooooniiiiiin town. Isabelle is staying at the van to catch up with friends on the x-box and babysit Mila. Everyone else is going for a walk. Esme is scared the snow will go away. The rain was cool where they were yesterday because you didn’t get wet. Screeching from King Jace. Lazy doesn’t want to carry a sledge. More screeching from King Jace. They’re the only van in the car park. King Jace doesn’t want to wear a hat or his hood. The town is Christmassy and magical. Most of the houses either have twinkly lights or their Christmas trees are still up in their garden with lights on. Every house also has a lamp in every window. Smoke is coming out of chimneys. There are Hundreds of houses with hearts out of twinkly lights. King Jace, Esme and Isla show us the snowman they built. Photos. The girls go on the play park.
Back in the van Lazy wants to watch a movie where a woman does a solo boat trip around the world. The girls and King Jace will not come inside. Lazy cannot relax in her bed so she’s watching them from the window. Isla is sat on the wet and cold ground. Lazy thought it would be cool to show us an invaluable modification. This trip Creepstopher has added a drying rail for coats in the shower room. He wired or filtered the diesel heater into the bathroom. When the door is closed it’s like a sauna. It’s good to warm up. He calls it a hot room.
Lazy is going to get the girls in for hot chocolates. She looks forward to tomorrow’s adventures and is glad the ifam are enjoying it.
End of vlog
Creepstopher shows us the view. Back to an hour ago with Lazy screeching. It’s raining. Jace and Mila are eating biscuits. She thought they were an hour away from the fjord yesterday when they were at the viewpoint. Creepstopher likes to lie about how far away from places they are. They’re a lot further north and it’s warmed up. It’s raining now snowing. They’ve been chilling in the van with the girls doing school work and Lazy setting up stuff for Tat and Me. It’s 1pm. They’re packing to leave for a coastal town with incredible history. Another look at the view. King Jace starts playing with Mila’s ears. Lazy asks him if he loves her and tells him she love him too. The poor girl looks like she’s on the verge of tears. Lazy cackles that Mila is so patient. Esme and Isla are dressed to match today. King Jace demands to be filmed. He’s hungry and wants more biscuits. Lazy heads outside to get footage of Creepstopher driving off. Then he drives back because he wants a shot of him driving over the bridge.
Driving. The girls have taken photos because they’re in Narnia. Isla is using her toddler camera. They’re in a blizzard snow. Creepstopher is putting snow chains on. Lazy keeps screeching about the white snow. Magical. She apologies for being irritating. Drone shots of driving. Fjord.
There is a two hour drive to Lake Lovatnet “love-at-net”. River. Screeching at a waterfall. Driving. Welcome to Lake “love-at-net”, the correct pronunciation of which is “loo-vat-nuh”. Absolutely beautiful but scary and interesting history. Drone. Snow. Voiceover of a read off Wikipedia. I won’t bore you. Google it if you want to but basically there were tsunamis in 1905 and 1936 which killed half a town. Shot of the van.
Moaning about the dark. It’s hard not to feel like it’s bed time. They drove to a stooooooooniiiiiin town. Isabelle is staying at the van to catch up with friends on the x-box and babysit Mila. Everyone else is going for a walk. Esme is scared the snow will go away. The rain was cool where they were yesterday because you didn’t get wet. Screeching from King Jace. Lazy doesn’t want to carry a sledge. More screeching from King Jace. They’re the only van in the car park. King Jace doesn’t want to wear a hat or his hood. The town is Christmassy and magical. Most of the houses either have twinkly lights or their Christmas trees are still up in their garden with lights on. Every house also has a lamp in every window. Smoke is coming out of chimneys. There are Hundreds of houses with hearts out of twinkly lights. King Jace, Esme and Isla show us the snowman they built. Photos. The girls go on the play park.
Back in the van Lazy wants to watch a movie where a woman does a solo boat trip around the world. The girls and King Jace will not come inside. Lazy cannot relax in her bed so she’s watching them from the window. Isla is sat on the wet and cold ground. Lazy thought it would be cool to show us an invaluable modification. This trip Creepstopher has added a drying rail for coats in the shower room. He wired or filtered the diesel heater into the bathroom. When the door is closed it’s like a sauna. It’s good to warm up. He calls it a hot room.
Lazy is going to get the girls in for hot chocolates. She looks forward to tomorrow’s adventures and is glad the ifam are enjoying it.
End of vlog
Old Banger Bett
Chatty Member
Aye aye fucking sex pest alert.
Stephie
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I'm just here to say 'Hello' 
to the new Tattlers 
I've seen loads of influenzers have a moan about Tattle. But they always state they won't name the 'gossip' site. Because they know it'll drive more people there. And they'll see exactly why they get slated
But these fuckers take out a whole ad for it
to the new Tattlers I've seen loads of influenzers have a moan about Tattle. But they always state they won't name the 'gossip' site. Because they know it'll drive more people there. And they'll see exactly why they get slated
But these fuckers take out a whole ad for it
Marsygal
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It took me about 10 attempts!
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Neck lace
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For this week's Memory Monday, we go back to June 2019 and remember all the drama with Nuby, where Creepy behaved appallingly.
It all started when Nuby gifted them a breast pump and dummy steriliser. They hadn't researched who they were gifting to and didn't know about Creepy's grooming of teenage fans.
When told about what he had done by tattlers, Nuby apologised and said that they would not have anything to do with the family from then on. They were officially on the Shit Midas List but things got even worse for them, particularly for one of their members of staff.
Lazy posted an Instagram story that spoke directly to a young woman who had contacted Nuby and filled them in on Creepy's behaviour with young teenagers. The young woman was just trying to let Nuby know that they were working with a proven groomer and should definitely rethink working with the family. Lazy told the young woman that the police had all her personal details and that a company (which turned out to be Nuby) had passed them on.
Just after this, Creepy messaged the young woman on Facebook. He sent two screenshots. The first was a a screenshot of the message that the woman had sent to Nuby and the second was a threatening piece about malicious communications. He wrote underneath that the police now had all her social media and personal details
.
The woman confirmed that the only way that Creepy could have seen the message that she had sent to Nuby was if Nuby had passed it on to him (she hadn't shared it anywhere else). This meant that Nuby had breached the privacy laws by passing this woman's personal details to Creepy and that was of course, an extremely serious matter.
When the incident was investigated by the management at Nuby, it was found that Creepy had been manipulative and had lied to a member of staff. He had told her that there was a police investigation taking place (about the 'harrassment from haters' that his family were experiencing) and that the police had asked him to ask companies to pass on the details of anyone who had tried to contact them about Creepy's past behaviour.
The unfortunate member of staff who was manipulated and lied to by Creepy was then disciplined and then probably went on to lose her job
. It was awful for that woman and also awful for the woman who got threatened by Creepy.
It turned out, after the police had been contacted that there never had been a harrassment case, the police had never been sent the Nuby message and Creepy had been doing a very lot of lying.
It all started when Nuby gifted them a breast pump and dummy steriliser. They hadn't researched who they were gifting to and didn't know about Creepy's grooming of teenage fans.
When told about what he had done by tattlers, Nuby apologised and said that they would not have anything to do with the family from then on. They were officially on the Shit Midas List but things got even worse for them, particularly for one of their members of staff.
Lazy posted an Instagram story that spoke directly to a young woman who had contacted Nuby and filled them in on Creepy's behaviour with young teenagers. The young woman was just trying to let Nuby know that they were working with a proven groomer and should definitely rethink working with the family. Lazy told the young woman that the police had all her personal details and that a company (which turned out to be Nuby) had passed them on.
Just after this, Creepy messaged the young woman on Facebook. He sent two screenshots. The first was a a screenshot of the message that the woman had sent to Nuby and the second was a threatening piece about malicious communications. He wrote underneath that the police now had all her social media and personal details
. The woman confirmed that the only way that Creepy could have seen the message that she had sent to Nuby was if Nuby had passed it on to him (she hadn't shared it anywhere else). This meant that Nuby had breached the privacy laws by passing this woman's personal details to Creepy and that was of course, an extremely serious matter.
When the incident was investigated by the management at Nuby, it was found that Creepy had been manipulative and had lied to a member of staff. He had told her that there was a police investigation taking place (about the 'harrassment from haters' that his family were experiencing) and that the police had asked him to ask companies to pass on the details of anyone who had tried to contact them about Creepy's past behaviour.
The unfortunate member of staff who was manipulated and lied to by Creepy was then disciplined and then probably went on to lose her job
. It was awful for that woman and also awful for the woman who got threatened by Creepy. It turned out, after the police had been contacted that there never had been a harrassment case, the police had never been sent the Nuby message and Creepy had been doing a very lot of lying.
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Impleo
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'The One With The Tattoo'
Where a 35 year old, who refuses to admit he's attempted to engage in a sexual encounter with a minor, goes off to get not only his wife's first name but also her last name tattooed down his entire forearm and vlog it, in an attempt to prove to everyone that everything's just fiiine and we were mistaken.
MissWinnie
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Esmé’s latest insta post - blink and you’d miss it moment there but why the sudden need to document homeschool related stuff if you’ve not had SS or the LEA in touch eh Sarah? First the MacBooks, now snippets of ‘learning’ being shown here and there.
Thing is Sarah you’ve f*cked up there because your daughters untitled document is a copy & paste job so where is the actual learning she’s gaining from this? She has actually typed that out word for word from Bitesize! That won’t satisfy with the LEA at all.
Thing is Sarah you’ve f*cked up there because your daughters untitled document is a copy & paste job so where is the actual learning she’s gaining from this? She has actually typed that out word for word from Bitesize! That won’t satisfy with the LEA at all.
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Greenandgold
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I reckon Sarah continually shuts Isla down because Sarah has realised, probably sometime ago that Isla is the child, for want of a better phrase that is most likely to "talk out of school". Sarah doesn't trust Isla because she seems to power on ahead with her questions and no matter how much Sarah dismisses her, Isla keeps asking and talking when she's not supposed to. Sarah is afraid of Isla. She might be their absolute undoing with her loose lips. Sarah babies Isla to try and contain her natural why's and how's. There's so much explaining to do in the very near future and Sarah, cunning as she is, needs to keep dumbing down her own flesh and blood to pander to that disgusting vile predator she married. It's absolutely horrifying.
Incidentally, I see you all refer to their trips as "vanlife", it's actually just van as there is not even a resemblance of any lives in that deathtrap.
Sarah and Chris, I see you. You are being watched. You just don't know who by
Incidentally, I see you all refer to their trips as "vanlife", it's actually just van as there is not even a resemblance of any lives in that deathtrap.
Sarah and Chris, I see you. You are being watched. You just don't know who by
thegreencow
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Feeling absolutely delighted to have found out I won on the premium bonds tonight. Maybe that's what Lazy meant when she said they have other investments.
DRIVING TO NORWAYS CAPITAL OSLO & CLIMBING THE ROOF OF THE OPERA HOUSE! WINTER VAN LIFE NORWAY
The blinds in the hotel room rise to reveal a stoooooooooninnnn bridge and the ocean. Creepstopher opens the door and heads outside. He shows us the restaurant. This is almost certainly an ad from the effort he’s putting in.
Lazy has always wanted to ring a bell. Isabelle is getting a coffee. The best thing about low season is they have breakfast all to themselves and it’s so cute. Cute pans. Lazy shows us all the food. Lazy thinks some red bell peppers are carrots and then she calls them tomatoes. She thinks about how nice it would be in summer. Footage from breakfast. Esme and Isla head outside.
The Inghams are about to check out. Lazy shows us Mila’s cardigan and the view. She forgot to bring clothes from the van so will either change in the van or stay in the clothes from yesterday. They’re heading to Oslo and she is excited. They debated what to do on the trip. They decided to do a bit of Sweden and a bit of Norway. Swedish Lapland looks incredible but it was a 17 hour drive.
Oslo is pronounced “oz-low”. Creepstopher starts mouthing off. He has already got a shot of the hot tub. Driving. Creepstopher is wrapped up in his coat and snood.
The Inghams have stopped to fill up with water and diesel blah blah blah. Isla has been doing some work on a light and wants to share some facts. Shadows are caused by a light source when there’s an opaque object in front of it and it can uses a shadow. Creepstopher interrupts to moan about the price of the diesel. Translucent and transparent objects don’t have shadows. A water bottle is transparent. Light is a source of energy and emits light. Light only travels in a straight line. Lazy prompts her to say what refraction is. Refraction is where light bends. Crystals slow down light into loads of colours. White light is where white light shines on a white object and all colours reflect off it. If it was red light then all colours except red shine off it. Lazy tells Isla she’s a clever cookie. Creepstopher is still moaning. It’s now more expensive than in the UK. The girls have done schoolwork. The diesel comes to 1490kr. Creepstopher starts making some of his faces. It converts to £122. Pizzas last night were 590kr. You’re not really a millionaire if you live in Sweden because it won’t mean the same in England.
Creepstopher washes the van windscreen. They only stopped to put air in the tyres. Lazy asks why when she enters a new country she looks dodgy. Creepstopher said “hello sir”. The man didn’t ask for passports. Lazy doesn’t reveal how long they’re staying in Norway for. The man told them to have a lovely holiday. Five minutes ago it was sunny. Over the bridge and through border control there is now snow everywhere. Wintry wonderland Norway. Driving
The Inghams are in Oslo. King Jace is having a meltdown over his mittens. Lazy tells him to take them off but that his hands will be cold. He will learn from his mistakes. Mila doesn’t want her mittens on. It was a 45 minute drive around the city and they couldn’t find any parking. They found somewhere near the Oslo Opera House. Lazy has heard you can walk onto the roof. Creepstopher parrots everything Lazy just said. He tells us Oslo is the capital of Norway, the first city when you cross over from Sweden. It’s -4 and due to get down to -8. They’re only in Oslo for today. Two things they were recommended to do is the opera house.
The Inghams are shocked to see people swimming outside in the cold water. Those guys are hard core. It was a rush in the ocean last night but Creepstopher doesn’t know if he could do it in the ice ice. He’s doing it on this trip but not here. King Jace screeches about big snow. The mittens are back on. Mila and Isla walk along a wall.
The Inghams wanted to walk on the ocean side because the view is nutso. Shots of the view and pigeons (?). Lazy hasn’t seen so many birds in one place at one time. Esme said it was raining birds. King Jace wants to slide down the slop on the way back but Lazy says he can just play in the snow instead. More view footage. Creepstopher films Lazy and the girls walking back down off the roof.
King Jace has been desperate for the snow. He runs over and Lazy tells him to be careful. The pile of snow has been swept off the pavement and is pure ice. King Jace is told he can’t climb on it. Two people in electric scooters looked so cool because they were spinning on the natural ice rink. The weather is a shock to the system. Lazy’s hands and feet are not cold. Her cheeks are chilly. Creepstopher and the kids climb on the snow pile. He takes Mila to the top and lets her slide down. She and King Jace have 2 coats. Creepstopher grabs her by the coat on her chest and drags her up as usual before swinging her about. Isla’s hat falls off and she says she has a wet bum from sliding down the snow. They head to the ice rink because people have been walking on it with normal shoes. It feels like velvet under your feet. Lazy bets it’s a fountain im summer.
The Inghams find a play park on the way back to the van. Screeching. King Jace and Mila go on one of those spinny roundabout things you lay on. King Jace keeps demanding to stay there longer. At the end Creepstopher drags Mila off it like she is one of the reborns Shittle is trying to flog. King Jace and Isla go on a spinning see saw. Mila is out on Isla’s lap and then left unsupervised. Then it’s Lazy’s turn to go on with Jace and almost crush the poor boy. He seems to quiet down when Lazy is on it, probably as he’s concentrating on breathing whilst the great lump squashes him.
The Inghams have had a snack and setup the vlog. They’re heading to “Vije-land” Park with 150 statues. The windows look worse than before Creepstopher cleaned them.
It’s -5 but feels -9. They have a 15 minute walk through the park. Sheets of ice are everywhere. They brought a big selection of gloves and hats. Music with echoes of screeching. Creepstopher tells Isabelle there is a totem pole with 121 naked bodies on it and it took 14 years to make. A sign on a gate says ‘closed in winter’. Lazy has read the reviews. They find a different entrance that is open. The steps are closed as they’re too icy. Isabelle has fallen over already. She felt like Bambi. Photos of the kids looking at the totem pole. The dark footage is poor.
Back at the van, Mila is asleep in the backpack. No one is very hungry as they’ve snacked a lot. Lazy fancies cheesy beans on toast. They have bread they need to use up. Lazy doesn’t like European bread as none of it is Warburton. Lazy brought a lot of bread. Cheese in Europe is expensive and tasted rubbery. It tastes like cheese string so she brought 4 blocks of cheddar.
Isabelle show us the weather. It will be -10 by 8am. It’s 20.1° in the van. The heater is staying on all night.
Driving. A candle is lit. Tea is made. They drove around the corner to a beautiful shot. Creepstopher and the girls went for a walk. King Jace sings and then Lazy duets with him. She is excited to head north. They’re about to read Jace’s favourite Curious George Valentines book.
End of vlog
He treats her like a bloody ragdoll.
DRIVING TO NORWAYS CAPITAL OSLO & CLIMBING THE ROOF OF THE OPERA HOUSE! WINTER VAN LIFE NORWAY
The blinds in the hotel room rise to reveal a stoooooooooninnnn bridge and the ocean. Creepstopher opens the door and heads outside. He shows us the restaurant. This is almost certainly an ad from the effort he’s putting in.
Lazy has always wanted to ring a bell. Isabelle is getting a coffee. The best thing about low season is they have breakfast all to themselves and it’s so cute. Cute pans. Lazy shows us all the food. Lazy thinks some red bell peppers are carrots and then she calls them tomatoes. She thinks about how nice it would be in summer. Footage from breakfast. Esme and Isla head outside.
The Inghams are about to check out. Lazy shows us Mila’s cardigan and the view. She forgot to bring clothes from the van so will either change in the van or stay in the clothes from yesterday. They’re heading to Oslo and she is excited. They debated what to do on the trip. They decided to do a bit of Sweden and a bit of Norway. Swedish Lapland looks incredible but it was a 17 hour drive.
Oslo is pronounced “oz-low”. Creepstopher starts mouthing off. He has already got a shot of the hot tub. Driving. Creepstopher is wrapped up in his coat and snood.
The Inghams have stopped to fill up with water and diesel blah blah blah. Isla has been doing some work on a light and wants to share some facts. Shadows are caused by a light source when there’s an opaque object in front of it and it can uses a shadow. Creepstopher interrupts to moan about the price of the diesel. Translucent and transparent objects don’t have shadows. A water bottle is transparent. Light is a source of energy and emits light. Light only travels in a straight line. Lazy prompts her to say what refraction is. Refraction is where light bends. Crystals slow down light into loads of colours. White light is where white light shines on a white object and all colours reflect off it. If it was red light then all colours except red shine off it. Lazy tells Isla she’s a clever cookie. Creepstopher is still moaning. It’s now more expensive than in the UK. The girls have done schoolwork. The diesel comes to 1490kr. Creepstopher starts making some of his faces. It converts to £122. Pizzas last night were 590kr. You’re not really a millionaire if you live in Sweden because it won’t mean the same in England.
Creepstopher washes the van windscreen. They only stopped to put air in the tyres. Lazy asks why when she enters a new country she looks dodgy. Creepstopher said “hello sir”. The man didn’t ask for passports. Lazy doesn’t reveal how long they’re staying in Norway for. The man told them to have a lovely holiday. Five minutes ago it was sunny. Over the bridge and through border control there is now snow everywhere. Wintry wonderland Norway. Driving
The Inghams are in Oslo. King Jace is having a meltdown over his mittens. Lazy tells him to take them off but that his hands will be cold. He will learn from his mistakes. Mila doesn’t want her mittens on. It was a 45 minute drive around the city and they couldn’t find any parking. They found somewhere near the Oslo Opera House. Lazy has heard you can walk onto the roof. Creepstopher parrots everything Lazy just said. He tells us Oslo is the capital of Norway, the first city when you cross over from Sweden. It’s -4 and due to get down to -8. They’re only in Oslo for today. Two things they were recommended to do is the opera house.
The Inghams are shocked to see people swimming outside in the cold water. Those guys are hard core. It was a rush in the ocean last night but Creepstopher doesn’t know if he could do it in the ice ice. He’s doing it on this trip but not here. King Jace screeches about big snow. The mittens are back on. Mila and Isla walk along a wall.
The Inghams wanted to walk on the ocean side because the view is nutso. Shots of the view and pigeons (?). Lazy hasn’t seen so many birds in one place at one time. Esme said it was raining birds. King Jace wants to slide down the slop on the way back but Lazy says he can just play in the snow instead. More view footage. Creepstopher films Lazy and the girls walking back down off the roof.
King Jace has been desperate for the snow. He runs over and Lazy tells him to be careful. The pile of snow has been swept off the pavement and is pure ice. King Jace is told he can’t climb on it. Two people in electric scooters looked so cool because they were spinning on the natural ice rink. The weather is a shock to the system. Lazy’s hands and feet are not cold. Her cheeks are chilly. Creepstopher and the kids climb on the snow pile. He takes Mila to the top and lets her slide down. She and King Jace have 2 coats. Creepstopher grabs her by the coat on her chest and drags her up as usual before swinging her about. Isla’s hat falls off and she says she has a wet bum from sliding down the snow. They head to the ice rink because people have been walking on it with normal shoes. It feels like velvet under your feet. Lazy bets it’s a fountain im summer.
The Inghams find a play park on the way back to the van. Screeching. King Jace and Mila go on one of those spinny roundabout things you lay on. King Jace keeps demanding to stay there longer. At the end Creepstopher drags Mila off it like she is one of the reborns Shittle is trying to flog. King Jace and Isla go on a spinning see saw. Mila is out on Isla’s lap and then left unsupervised. Then it’s Lazy’s turn to go on with Jace and almost crush the poor boy. He seems to quiet down when Lazy is on it, probably as he’s concentrating on breathing whilst the great lump squashes him.
The Inghams have had a snack and setup the vlog. They’re heading to “Vije-land” Park with 150 statues. The windows look worse than before Creepstopher cleaned them.
It’s -5 but feels -9. They have a 15 minute walk through the park. Sheets of ice are everywhere. They brought a big selection of gloves and hats. Music with echoes of screeching. Creepstopher tells Isabelle there is a totem pole with 121 naked bodies on it and it took 14 years to make. A sign on a gate says ‘closed in winter’. Lazy has read the reviews. They find a different entrance that is open. The steps are closed as they’re too icy. Isabelle has fallen over already. She felt like Bambi. Photos of the kids looking at the totem pole. The dark footage is poor.
Back at the van, Mila is asleep in the backpack. No one is very hungry as they’ve snacked a lot. Lazy fancies cheesy beans on toast. They have bread they need to use up. Lazy doesn’t like European bread as none of it is Warburton. Lazy brought a lot of bread. Cheese in Europe is expensive and tasted rubbery. It tastes like cheese string so she brought 4 blocks of cheddar.
Isabelle show us the weather. It will be -10 by 8am. It’s 20.1° in the van. The heater is staying on all night.
Driving. A candle is lit. Tea is made. They drove around the corner to a beautiful shot. Creepstopher and the girls went for a walk. King Jace sings and then Lazy duets with him. She is excited to head north. They’re about to read Jace’s favourite Curious George Valentines book.
End of vlog
He treats her like a bloody ragdoll.
