The Ingham Family #271 OLLI Obnoxious Lazy Lying Imbeciles

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Did you forget to tell the journalist how your mother-in-law trolled not only your husband's victims, but your own niece, Sarah Ingham?
Did you also forget to add how some of your Ifam told these girls to un-alive themselves?
I keep seeing about this but don't know the backstory, can anyone point me to where I can find more?
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For bleeping adults, you dipshit! And come the duck on, we all know it wasn't him being just a "naturist" FFS.
 
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The Sarah Ingham Forever tattoo cracks me up, even without the backstory.
If my husband came home with that, I'd laugh my head off and tell him he looks like a tw@ 🤣
 
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If someone had paid attention, they could write a really good '90s style comedy around Chris Ingham. Like Borat, Alan Partridge, or a Ricky Gervais style character. They've missed a trick, it would be hilarious. He's a scriptwriters dream.
They seem to have already created a character who is based on Creepy 😂. Have a look on 'Class dismissed' on CBBC on BBC iplayer. Check out episode one, series one and jump to four and a half minutes into the episode. You'll see a character called 'Mr Cap' who simply has to be based on Creepy 😂. He is a teacher who spends his spare time down at the skate park and he talks just like Creepy. In that clip, he fist-pumps the kids as they walk into the classroom, whilst saying "sup" to them 😂. He says "I totes didn't wanna come back to school today" and uses the word "sic". It's a hilarious clip as it literally IS Creepy 😂. He even shows them a skating trick that goes wrong (albeit on a skateboard, not roller boots).
 

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The Sarah Ingham Forever tattoo cracks me up, even without the backstory.
If my husband came home with that, I'd laugh my head off and tell him he looks like a tw@ 🤣
Anyone remember that vlog?? 😂😂😂
He dragged the three girls with him, to have that tattoo and she looked appalled 😂

Apparently if you’re caught being a smelly n*nce, just getting a tattoo of your enabler wife on your arm, solves the problem 🤷‍♀️
 
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Anyone remember that vlog?? 😂😂😂
He dragged the three girls with him, to have that tattoo and she looked appalled 😂

Apparently if you’re caught being a smelly n*nce, just getting a tattoo of your enabler wife on your arm, solves the problem 🤷‍♀️
It was the fact that he refused to film her initial reaction to it 😂 because you know full well he had to do a grovelling speech convincing her he'd never cheat on her again. The desperation was pitiful.
 
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That tattoo, the persistent beanie (in sauna/hard hat/summer) and his constant need to hide behind his kids is a complete cringe fest. He doesn’t socialise with guys his own age as they view him as a creepy bastard who can’t fit in. Mind the skater video in the car when he tries to join in with whatever they were listening to?!?!

Guys a fraud. Just shite his kids are suffering because of it.
‘Alicante’ would be a great episode. He was a cross between a fish out of water, and a deer in headlights, the whole trip. They were definitely taking the piss out of him. He probably paid for it as well, knowing Deliveroo! 😂
 
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Anyone remember that vlog?? 😂😂😂
He dragged the three girls with him, to have that tattoo and she looked appalled 😂

Apparently if you’re caught being a smelly n*nce, just getting a tattoo of your enabler wife on your arm, solves the problem 🤷‍♀️
He didn't film or show her reaction which screams she hated it 🤣
 
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🙄 a nursery teacher 🙄 explaining how incredible Sarah is and then going on to say they encourage one activity a day and a few other things which link it for a young child!

Not nothing for months and then a sudden onslaught of 20 different types of activities in a day!

She obviously hasn’t watched the vlogs…


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Look at all the exclamation marks. Who else do we know that overuses exclamation marks. Especially when they're not even needed 🤔

Definitely not a nursery teacher 🐷📣
 
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‘Alicante’ would be a great episode. He was a cross between a fish out of water, and a deer in headlights, the whole trip. They were definitely taking the piss out of him. He probably paid for it as well, knowing Deliveroo! 😂
'Loch Le Mond' would be another great episode, where Creepy was inexplicably crouching down in the doorway of his caravan when Kayak Paul approached. And then Creepy told him that he and his three teenagers were "famous".
 
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Sorry, I know it's easy to over-egg these things, but can we also do an episode where Hayley Cropper from Corrie made a guest appearance and vlogged herself crying when she lost her drone off a cliff

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just looked up the van number plate on the gov website and if entered the details correctly it came back with no tax or MOT.
 
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Esmé’s latest insta post - blink and you’d miss it moment there but why the sudden need to document homeschool related stuff if you’ve not had SS or the LEA in touch eh Sarah? First the MacBooks, now snippets of ‘learning’ being shown here and there.

Thing is Sarah you’ve f*cked up there because your daughters untitled document is a copy & paste job so where is the actual learning she’s gaining from this? She has actually typed that out word for word from Bitesize! That won’t satisfy with the LEA at all.
 

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'Loch Le Mond' would be another great episode, where Creepy was inexplicably crouching down in the doorway of his caravan when Kayak Paul approached. And then Creepy told him that he and his three teenagers were "famous".
Haha then after she made him go outside - ‘I swear down, you don’t want me to take this online’, while his Adam’s apple was up in his nostrils, and he sounded like he’d had a helium balloon.
 
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The average £100 a day vlog they do is only the equivalent of Sarah selling two blankets!! 😡
 
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It’s definitely taxed/mot’d - not that MOT means anything because he cleared it out in preparation for that & done loads of bodge attempts since :(
Ah ok. coniceidence that there is another number plate with the same van but with no tax or mot lol. Unless Chris is using false plates ( I know unlikely )
 
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🙄 a nursery teacher 🙄 explaining how incredible Sarah is and then going on to say they encourage one activity a day and a few other things which link it for a young child!

Not nothing for months and then a sudden onslaught of 20 different types of activities in a day!

She obviously hasn’t watched the vlogs…


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Made her day, but she doesn't care what other people think 🙄 just another example of how much she thrives when she is in her protective bubble of bootlicking fans. She's been totally thrown off by the reaction to their tabloid sob story, so she is pouring over her DMs to find super duper pozzy messages to share to prove how beloved and awesome she is. I also worked at nursery level for a lot of years, Sarah. By your little Einstein's age, i had moved my kids on to reading, writing, science, and art. Colours and shapes were what we worked on when they were the Little Thug's age...
 
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Sorry, I know it's easy to over-egg these things, but can we also do an episode where Hayley Cropper from Corrie made a guest appearance and vlogged herself crying when she lost her drone off a cliff

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Talk about a happy coincidence! This was the image I was looking for to complete my Norway 2023-inspired triptych! I’m charging the Apple Pencil.
 
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The Sarah Ingham Forever tattoo cracks me up, even without the backstory.
If my husband came home with that, I'd laugh my head off and tell him he looks like a tw@ 🤣
I would normally maintain that getting a romantic partner's name tattooed on your body is the kiss of death to 100% of relationships. But tattoos can be an excellent reminder of a special time in one's life, so, just this once, i shall give Chris credit where credit is due. I absolutely love that *every single time* she sees it, it reminds her of why he got it 🥰🥰🥰🤣
 
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my niece goes to nursery and does multiple activities i went to pick her up and they had at least four tuff trays aswell as other activities out,
 
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