Ok. So they got their holiday. Well done, Inghams. You’ve managed to scam your way in life again. But it’s definitely not the win you think it is.
So that will be another hotel you are no longer welcome in once you upload and the hotel is inundated with emails and messages about your husband’s grooming behaviour. But what do you care? You already got what you wanted. And there will always be another hotel to scan, right? Another hotel who will have a shit ton of messages to deal with (as they should if they’re not doing research on who they give freebies to) thinking of others has never exactly been brand Ingham.
Tonight I assume will be the big ‘surprising the girls (and Jace if you can bring yourself to admit you have a son) with a holiday.’ vlog. The one that used to be your big money earning. Pulling in millions of views and shedloads of money as people watched your clean, well dressed children react excitedly to the news.
What’s tonight going to be like? Telling 3 filthy haired girls in ill fitting, cheap clothes, all who have regressed so much that they are well behind their peers in every way, as they scream and cry a lot less convincingly about the news while Jace is screaming and bouncing off the walls, not from hearing the news but because he’s on his 6th sugary snack of the morning and wired.
All to bring in about 100k views, which is still pretty good…unless you consider that in the past, a normal day to day vlog would have brought in over twice that. And for your competition on YouTube, still does.
So yeah, free holiday, couple of days of inflated views. Probably will bring in enough money for you to go out and buy something else for that garden that’ll be used once and left to rot.
But then you’ll be back to your cold, soulless house, with your significant other who you can’t stand, kids whose needs aren’t being met because of your inept parenting, no friends, barely any family who can stand you, scrambling for the next thing to bring money in for that mortgage and looking for something to give you a break from the lonely boredom that your day to day life is filled with.
But yeah, be smug about your holiday. Everyone is jealous. What a bloody life to lead.