“The Ick” #2

[watermelon sugar]

Oh this made me think of men who wear a football tshirt (of their team, with that shiny material)

Lads who go to the pub to watch the match in their footie shirt is one thing, but when they just sit in front of the telly at home wearing one is another

It reminds me of a meme I seen once saying "why do lads wear a football shirt at home to watch the match, i don't dress up as Gail Platt to watch Corrie"

 

[Gamu]

I get really put off by men who feel the cold and are always shivering.

 

[ProphecyGirl]

Men who wear stuff like Marvel t-shirts, Disney t-shirt, Pokemon and so on

Like if you wear something saying you're a Gryffindor then please do one. And if you're wearing something like that then you're probably a Hufflepuff anyway

 

[PrincessCharming]

I’m sure I’ve mentioned before my ex who couldn’t spell. When I dumped him - not for his spelling, though he definitely couldn’t spell faithful - he wrote me a letter begging me to reconsider. He said he loved me with his “hart and sole”.

 

[Hastaggifted]

My dad used to wear a really short dressing gown and be always bending over to look for the tv remote or whatever

Omg this reminded me... when I first started dating my husband he took me to meet his parents, we were 16 at the time. They obviously were not expecting me. His dad was wearing the shortest denim shorts I've ever seen (husband later told me he made them himself out of old jeans anyway..). He tapped the sofa for me to sit next to him, his fucking balls were hanging out the bottom of the shorts

I had tucked that memory deep away. I've scarred myself all over again

 

[justapossum]

Speaking of Tinder - men who have passive aggressive bios such as:

• "don't bother swiping if you're not gonna talk"
• "not here to find a pen pal"
• "does anybody actually talk on here"
• "no time wasters"

Ironically, these are usually the men who have the personality of a sponge (soaking in all the fun).

 

[Clickbait]

Just remembered the worst photo that I ever received from a prospective date. We’d been chatting for a little while but it was getting too weird for me, he was making it increasingly more sexual which is a no-no for someone I’ve never met (who wants to find out they’ve been sexting a catfish?) and he was also revealing some quite violent kinks. I’d tried to shut that down before so decided I’d just have to ghost him.

He messages me a couple of times and I ignore them. Then on a random mid-week evening he sends me a photo with his legs up and a lube bottle inside a condom shoved up his asshole. Mic drop

I was rendered absolutely speechless. Why would I want to see that?! I blocked him. Trust your instincts early when it comes to the ick from photos you’re being sent because things can get worse!

 

[Lovethesun]

Anyone with a shit name ........ Dean , Craig , Kevin , Barry ........... instant ick

 

[under the ivy]

I'm sure it used to be purely location-based. I remember me and my mates driving from Leeds to Manchester and absolutely caning tinder on the motorway to see if anyone interesting was nearby

I once opened Tinder in a uni lecture and the lecturer came up

 

[Zanzi202]

A bit graphic but I once dated a guy that used to lick his finger after touching me down there that ended pretty swiftly

 

[Kittypops]

I went out with a man my bestie called:"chicken chewer"

He'd cook chicken for his cat, let it cool down, then... pre-chew it for the cat, before putting the chickeny globules into the cat's bowl for said cat to enjoy.

I'm certain that cat used to blink twice at me, hoping for escape.

 

[quinzel]

This. Everything about this.

 

[Allypally]

I was once with a guy who was the stingiest. I asked him to get me an 89p bottle of juice from the shop and when he came back he said “I don’t suppose you’ve got that 89p” I used to pay for pretty much everything in that relationship, if he saw a woman driving a nice car he would say “oh look at her driving around in her husbands car” No you dickhead it’s THEIR car! They are married, they are a team! Glad he’s someone else’s problem now

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Ugh.... UGH

So .. back in the first ick thread I mentioned a bloke who I had a weird lapse of judgement with and was exchanging racy texts with and he referred to my bits as my 'privates'

I saw on a local newspaper page on Facebook this morning....his name and face and all there... He's heading to prison for being a paedophile. I actually have felt sick all day. I'm so freaked out and feel so devastated for those girls he was grooming

 

[Flossy2019]

I once went out with someone who stopped mid shag to have a poo

 

[Lovethesun]

Men who ask at nighttime when your messaging “what your wearing”
I’m in my 5.99 primark pjs hun you ?? . Do men just think us women swan around in sexy underwear 24/7 & lie on a chaise lounge

 

[Sardine]

Overweight men with beards who think they're some sort of Viking and go on about it. Um nah you're a fatty with a beard & you get ur clothes off Jacamo.com

Guys that belong on Love Island/TOWIE/Made in Chelsea or any other chavvy ITV or channel 4 reality dating shite.

Guys that like peaky blinders or think they're part of peaky blinders??

That pigeon faced cunt in Gogglebox who looks exactly like his sister. Unfunny, ugly and an irritant or guys like that who think they're hilarious.

I hate everyone

 

[This.is.me]

Oh here we go...bet you’re still a dick though

 

[HitchhikingGhost]

When guys open a conversation with 'hey you'. Makes my skin crawl

One guy who I was speaking to once kept referring to himself as a 'happy chappy' which also made me cringe.

 

[Kittypops]

Oh no, I remembered another one earlier today

Double Olive Roller

He'd take two oily olives, roll them around in his gob and say "Mmmm, I like how they feel in my mouth"

I can barely read that back myself, sorry