I’ve never talked to a lad that doesn’t put kisses on the end? I’m talking to one now who puts more kisses the more excited he gets xxxxxxxx
“The Ick” #2
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Seeing any guys toes would be enough reason in itself to never see him again.
You know when they say ‘quiet nights in’ they mean sexAlso people that can’t spell, I’m really glad you’re ‘layed’ back. I don’t know if it’s obvious that I can’t be arsed with online dating
But has he made a good job of your patio, that’s what I want to know!
Are you humouring him with replies? I will blank and ignore anyone
Oh no, I remembered another one earlier today
Double Olive Roller
He'd take two oily olives, roll them around in his gob and say "Mmmm, I like how they feel in my mouth"
I can barely read that back myself, sorry
Double Olive Roller
He'd take two oily olives, roll them around in his gob and say "Mmmm, I like how they feel in my mouth"
I can barely read that back myself, sorry
@HowlOwl sadly he’s done no actual work on a patio, just has the personality of one! I haven’t replied back to his last text so maybe he’s got the hint. Then again, what the heck do you reply to ‘’?! Great convo. I think he’s prob used to women falling over themselves for him whereas his bland replies, toe picture and weird front teeth have just put me right off!
’?! Great convo. I think he’s prob used to women falling over themselves for him whereas his bland replies, toe picture and weird front teeth have just put me right off!
I remember getting the ick with an online date years ago. His demeanour was perfectly normal on initially meeting but by the time he come back from the bar he was sweating and shaking. So much so, he had to wipe his brow with his coat sleeve.
I did feel a bit sorry for him as he was so ridiculously nervous, but it was like what you would except from a teenage lad on his very first date. It was just too much for a grown man in his mid-30's.
I did feel a bit sorry for him as he was so ridiculously nervous, but it was like what you would except from a teenage lad on his very first date. It was just too much for a grown man in his mid-30's.
When ur texting them and they ask for sexual stuff after 20 mins of texting. Also when they are homophobic racist islamophbic u get the drift. Also when they think smoking weed is a personalty trait like ur not special.
I really don’t understand the audacity of people and they ask you for sexual stuff so quickly? Especially if it’s the first message. Instantly rejected. Also in agreement about about the homophobic/racist/Islamophobic etc just so unnecessary.
I get the ick when guys ask me what type of guys do I prefer because I’m black. I almost vomit when they use the term “do you prefer white or black chocolate” to refer to themselves. Ffs man if I wanted a chocolate I’d go to Tesco. 
I also get the ick when any man says “you’re exactly my type” because what does that even mean? Like bro, do you have a Festish?
I also get the ick when any man says “you’re exactly my type” because what does that even mean? Like bro, do you have a Festish?
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So I've been on a few dates with this guy and he's just LOVELY. Quite funny. Kind. Hasn't asked for anything sexual but has been confident enough to lean in for a little kiss at the right time. But I found out after the 4th date that he owns a pet rat and now I think I'm getting the ick 
I mean it's the pet of a 14 year old boy so I dunno what to do now lol. Advice needed.
I mean it's the pet of a 14 year old boy so I dunno what to do now lol. Advice needed.
LOL I just dunno how he kept that hidden for so longSo I've been on a few dates with this guy and he's just LOVELY. Quite funny. Kind. Hasn't asked for anything sexual but has been confident enough to lean in for a little kiss at the right time. But I found out after the 4th date that he owns a pet rat and now I think I'm getting the ick
they only live for like 2 years it's fine... right?!Yeah hopefully will be going to heaven soonLOL I just dunno how he kept that hidden for so long
but it's the fact a grown man keeps a rat
Aww poor ratYeah hopefully will be going to heaven soon
what’s it’s name?? Lol!I mean where do you even start with this
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Omg that's awful. If it wasn't for the coke reference then the spelling alone is terrible. Plus the rudeness. Who do men think they actually are? Folk gotta be desperate to swipe on that low life.
Only just discovered this page and I have been belly laughing at some of the comments. So, things that give me the ick...
Bitten down finger nails
Men who talk too loud (especially on the phone)
Men who are rude to hospitality staff
Bad dancers (i.e 90% of the male population)
Mummy's boys - I want them to love their mum but they have to be willing to admit when she's being an hole
Fussy eaters - grown lads that still want eat like they're 5 years old
Too much aftershave
Too much hair product so their hair constantly looks wet
Sorry if I have repeated others. As much as I would love to read every page it just isn't going to happen
So, things that give me the ick...Bitten down finger nails
Men who talk too loud (especially on the phone)
Men who are rude to hospitality staff
Bad dancers (i.e 90% of the male population)
Mummy's boys - I want them to love their mum but they have to be willing to admit when she's being an hole
Fussy eaters - grown lads that still want eat like they're 5 years old
Too much aftershave
Too much hair product so their hair constantly looks wet
Sorry if I have repeated others. As much as I would love to read every page it just isn't going to happen
Men with hair that is long enough to bounce as they walk
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