The Chateau Diaries #303 Nothing at $hitoo Lie Land makes sense, that's why we're all here.

[KiKiGee]

Well... Look who released a new video...
I mean by the time she has released 10 episode and puchased a château we might be in the year 2033
Also, those cringe dance moves...


That being said. I've heard from people she's a sweetheart and a decent person.

According to,
Morgan Lawley, she was a guest at the same time as Patty Martens, aka @missartemis.

@missartemis

Morgan Lawley

Feb 12, 2022
#119
No one seemed happy at Lalande this past year.
Patty Martens was also at Lalande the same time Wendy mouse house Grimwood was there.
Let's not forget Celeste R, although she was not a volunteer, I am sure, she was treated as one. She has been given the cold shoulder treatment by BJJ and referred out to Nutti.

From the gift grab 1/24/22 comments...
Wendy (mouse house/Lalande patron/fall guest) Grimwood, is not happy...

Wendy Grimwood
22 hours ago (edited)
Oh what happened to my 2 parcels Nati ? you said you had received them..... hopefully you opened them.

...and then there is Patty... She has changed her YT account name several times since her unhappy visit.

Unhappy Lalande volunteer mystery solved.

Oct 9, 2021
#79
Patty Martens arrived at Lalande 9/27 and stayed until 10/5. Friday 10/1 was a rough day for Patty, Why??? She is not the first guest/volunteer to have a hard time. I am not a fan of Selmar, but it was very kind of him and Tatty to make her a flower arrangement. Someone will eventually spill the tea.

9/13 Monday's gift grab live chat...
MsPmartens Hello @Cat T - I'll be at Lalande next week and hope to meet you. That is if I can find it - I'll be driving
MsPmartens @Celeste R - maybe our paths will cross. I leave Oct 5.

9/28 Tuesday's CD live chat...
Patty Martens hi @jetje goes Dutch I'm watching from Lalande.
Neil Hartley @Patty Martens glad you made it there safely
Patty Martens thanks Neil.
Patty Martens it was an epic journey to get here.

Comments from Selmar's and Tatty's latest flog.


MsPmartens
1 day ago
Selmar and Tatiana, your gift of flowers was so beautiful it made me cry tears of joy after having such a rough day on Friday. The two of you made my stay at Lalande really special. You are both so kind, interesting, giving, and creative. It was an honor to meet you and dine with you. And the tango lesson was the best. I wish you both all good things. You taught me so much about gratitude and positivity. I know you will attract love and goodness because that is what you give to others.

MsPatricia

Fast forward, yesterday's CD's day 18 comments...
Patty now goes by, MsPatricia. Looks like SJ was too busy... mystery solved.

MsPatricia
7 hours ago
Thank you for featuring a female artist (Jenny De Vasson) in your vlog today...not sure you remember me from my visit to Lalande, but I collect and support the work of female artists. Just had 6 female artists at my home tonight for my figgy pudding party and all agreed that women artists are still only acknowledged and recognized at a ratio of about 1 to 10 compared to male artists. We must help to elevate them to their deserved status. Thanks, Stephanie. I loved visiting La Chartre and loved tagging along with your excursion today. Happy Solstice.

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The Chateau Diaries
3 hours ago
Dear Patricia, of course I remember you! You were in the Tack Room apartment and I’ll never forget your appearance in the night after your adventure on the local roads! I was blown away by Jenny de Vasson’s photography. It was surprisingly vibrant and modern

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This is the number one post, here…

The Chateau Diaries #117 AKA The Stephanie and Philip Shyte Show

Interesting comment, because this is exactly what I have heard. Stephanie Jarvis of The Chateau Diaries YouTube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped ordered her boyfriend's Venice costume at Viliotti's, knowing he needed to be presentable. She gave the South African villain costume...

tattle.life

@missartemis
Feb 23, 2022
#456

OhIDontKnow... said:
Wow. It was bad huh? Actually I think many of us would love it if you did go on and tell us your observations. How was the food? Was your room clean? Did you see her much? Welcome. Sorry for the trauma. You’re amongst friends here.

Thanks for the warm welcome, OhIDon'tKnow. I definitely got to pull the curtain back and see the real chateau Oz. Stephanie did a bizarre post titled Living the Downton Abby Life (or something like that), glamourizing the whole servant and master thing. It was prescient. I was there for over a week and a few "volunteers" worked tirelessly for no pay (while one just lingered around the fringes doing nothing). The washing machine broke down and someone had to take all the laundry into town while a skeleton staff of 3 had to clean and prepare every room for an upcoming full house weekend (12 guests); they also did all the shopping, cooked all the meals, served them, and cleaned up afterward. SD and T and SJ and Philly were off on mini vaca for several days but returned on Friday, showed up at dinner to grace us with their presence, and basically dialed it in. They seemed disinterested, aloof, and burned out on the guests who had traveled during a pandemic to middle-of-nowhere France at great expense to meet them. I actually found Tatianna to be refreshingly authentic and interesting; she was one of the only ones besides Josie who recognized how messed up the whole operation is - and she was definitely treated as an outsider. SJ and snorty were "flouncing" about avoiding people as much as possible, except those who had given them copious amounts of presents, had social capital or big money; they gushed over them for a few minutes before disappearing again. The food was delicious thanks to Josie and the table settings were nice, so mealtime was lovely - but you can get a lovelier meal almost anywhere in France - it's not the reason you make CLL your destination. SJ sells it hard on her vlog as a welcoming place to interact with her and her posse and experience a glimpse into chateau life. It's not. I rented an apartment and it was clean thanks to the slave laborers. There were no window coverings and the bathroom door didn't close so I could see right into the parking area while sitting on the throne. And there was no heat in the late autumn. From the moment I arrived, it was clear that I did not pass the "Natti test" and I was treated like an interloper and an inconvenience. She wouldn't even let me enter the chateau for the first two days and forbade Josie from taking a walk with me because of all the work she was required to do. For 3 nights and 4 days, I was the only one in that huge building with 3 volunteers, one of whom told me they couldn't be bothered with the guests and another who ran away from me at a full sprint when approached. I was totally isolated. I also got in a car accident while I was there (the other driver's fault - no injuries but my car was totaled) and NO ONE at CLL helped me deal with the aftermath except Amaury - in his "spare time". Can you imagine? It was a nightmare. And I was not the only unhappy customer. Several people encountered complications or problems and no one at CLL offered to help. The whole experience was a joke. The only saving grace was the beautiful countryside and villages in the area. I spent most of my time exploring the region's art galleries, shops, museums, restaurants, and walking paths, and I dreaded going back there each day. Luckily CLL was not my only destination. I could fill this forum with all the problems I encountered there- and I never complained - I just bided my time and got the hell out. Most of all I want to get the message to others: Just don't go. And stop supporting her on Patreon and YouTube. Everything I've read in this forum is true. I wish I had found it before my travels.

 

[Tartuffe]

Ugly people need not apply!!! Need more playmates in the Shittoo

I noted that! One must apply with a photograph. Only the best looking galley slaves will be allowed to serve Queen Fanny and Le Petit Prince.

I noticed the “ send a photo” also. Really? Stephanie wants camera ready “ pretty people.” So pathetic. Recall Clara said that Fanny hand selected male volunteers for their looks and desirability so she could get them drunk and get them to sleep with her.

Perhaps Marie is trying to select a potential baby daddy out of the recruits.

I just applied (for the second time) and attached my photo, as instructed.

Watch for me on the Patreon Day vlogs. I'll give secret shout-outs to all my homies at Tattle!

 

[Lady Avonlea]

​

Hello everyone! Philip and I have edited this week’s Patreon video, which is the Q&A of the questions you wrote for us, including what we’re planning for our wedding and what was our first kiss! We’re about to start the upload but it’s a long video and we think it’ll take two or three hours. I wanted to let you know in case any of you were worried about the time. A bientot! Stephanie x​

Don't know why because I haven't seen anything but a 30 sec preview for the past year, but today I could watch the entire patreon video on an app. When it's uploaded gird your loins & take a stiff drink before watching. Also, have something on hand to settle your quessy tummy when Fanny talks about her purpose in life & their first kiss.

It's all personal crap, hard-selling Snorty as the paaaaaarfect man and their fake engagement. Just more evidence that the fake engagement is being staged because there's nothing else to film. Not a single question about the shitoo, work on the shitoo or status updates.

Wedding

• They ARE getting married, but after Natti & Amuary. There will be no joint nuptuals.
• There will be a blessing in the chapel
• They have not set a date - Fanny is in no hurry (NO SHIT)
• Snorty wants an intimate autumnal wedding for 20 guests (he has no friends), but Fanny wants to invite eveyone she's ever met to an OTT summer affair. (For Snorty the wedding depends on the size of the dinner service, so if he starts compiling a 100 piece dinner service we'll know how large the wedding will be).
• Snorty has known what he wants his wedding outfit to look like since we was a child (ofcourse he did)
• Fanny wants 3 outfits - 1 for the registry, 1 for the blessing & 1 for the paaaaaaarty

Travel

• Snorty likes small weekend getaways and prefers to stay home while Fanny enjoys grand excursions, BUT,

Ring

• Fanny wants them to travel to India to look for a stone for the wedding ring - ideally a pink sapphire or maybe a yellow citrine (which Tattler guessed a trip to India or nuptuals in India????)

Languages

• Fanny thinks Snorty is a language savant because he can speak Dutch, Lindberg, English, German and French. Yes Fanny, Snorty's a mimic - he mimic'd & love-bombed you, you desperate cow!

Daddy

• Was invited to apply to Disney (the porn channel) as an animator, but didn't want to compromise his own art

Snorty

• Fanny lists all his fake allergies (too long to write down here)
• Had nightmares as a child but his grandfather helped him to get over them (Snorty was aninsipid little boy who grew up to be an insipid little boy)

 

[Jules100]

Cara also told me she hates dachshunds. Wtf, nobody hates dachshunds. It was a weird conversation.

 

[KiKiGee]

jason dubey
12 hours ago
This vlog first reminds me of my own antique 20K sq ft home in California, and the thousands of square feet of attic space with a vaulted ceiling and loft with thousands more, off our Library. It is so nice to see others, like us, who choose to live in these enormous historic homes, and are passionate and empathetic in our conservation restorations. The ruin veranda of the other Chateau reminds me of my almost lost flying double veranda that was peeling off the house and risking collapse, which is today one of the most incredibly beautiful places to stand and look in awe of the mansion, pristinely preserved and almost perfect. The exploration, lite food, and perfect company on your outing made it so enjoyable!

 

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Jules100 for naming the thread, thank you @Lady Avonlea for the extended nomination.

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Jules100
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Saturday at 10:20 PM

• #747

TorontoGWM said:
Why is she moving the paneling now if renovations cannot happen during the B&B season????? Something’s up and doesn’t make sense.

Nothing makes sense there. That’s why we’re all here.

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Jeeves
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Wednesday at 12:15 PM

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Not sure if this will work.
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Not up to Comtesse's usual standard but perhaps someone else can pick up the slack on this one. Nanny duties have first dibs this morning!

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T Rex
VIP Member
Thursday at 2:47 AM

• #104

Hedda Hopper said:
Any takers out there? You must meet these requirements though!

"Hey guys! I am looking for some extra help for our Patreon Days this year! You will be working alongside me to prepare lunch for 3 days!"
That's cute- FRK is looking for her own slave. Also a bonus if you are from the US and bring her the aprons she is trying to evade duty on. Where would the slave volunteer stay? In the room with the missing keystone? On a the massage table in the "Not So Grand Salon" construction site? On an inflatable bed in FRK's room?

- You must have experience with making lunch for 30-50 people
Anyone who has ever hosted a BBQ, baby shower, children's birthday party. Face painting and balloon animal making skills are a plus!

- A basic understanding of food safety in a kitchen environment
What is the point when food gets left out for hours, meals are made on the listeria table, dogs in the kitchen, no one wears gloves nor hair nets, and people just put their grubby hands into whatever is being made (Fanny) to "sample"?

- Experience working in a restaurant kitchen, catering/cafe kitchen
Kind of a moot point, as the LaLande kitchen is none of those things!

Nope. That is a hard pass from me.

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graciemckitten
VIP Member
Thursday at 5:16 AM

• #144

Come to the holiday from hygiene Dump where you will enjoy

• Prison ration meals on lead laden plates
• drinking cheap boxed wine in leaden crystal
• being charged for a 3 star meal at a 5 star price
• the tension of unlocked guest rooms
• the one room on the ground floor of the Dump to fraternize under the stern gaze of Ñutty , who wil eavesdrop on your conversations, go thru your camera and delete any videos or photos of which she does not approve ( what a bonding experience among the guests).
• Ratso romancing your legs and “helping” to prepare your dinner
• Watching Steohanie fake gush over the mandatory $ 250 minimum gift to Fanny to be granted access to the Dump.
• playing the “who peed on the floor” game
• taking photos in front of the orange fence to memorialize your stay
• eating dinner with Stephanie for 15 minutes out of the scheduled three hours for dinner, as she rushes back and forth to film Marie.
• listening to Phillip detail his daily three hour routine he endures daily, in order to create the impression that he is not going bald
• playing a unique party game called, Who am I?, involving a person with a bag on their head doing charades to act out a Greek mythology character named after one of the deceased animals at the Dump.
• tepid water for your bathing and showering while toweling off with a slightly rank, old towel emblazon with a lopsided embroidered peacock
• Being awakened at night by the door of your room, opening and closing…… Stephanie will claim it was Henri, but we know it was really tipsy Phillip, how cute!
• Paying the extra €50 for the Stefanie send off. When you check out of the dump at noon, Stephanie will force herself out of her bed in her pajamas, and waved to you from the kitchen window as she is preparing herself a cup of tea and getting ready to start her day. Priceless memories.

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Miss Trunchbull
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Saturday at 1:27 PM

• #657

Fanny clearly is taking notes from here…..saying she’d travelled too much, must panel the salon….has a dirty kitchen, yet still has not addressed the fact that she is engaged to this……even the tulips have lost the will to live. And wtf is going on on the top of his head. Looks like area 51….

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Hedda Hopper
VIP Member
Saturday at 4:35 PM

• #681

I'm picturing my arrival at the dump as a guest and this is my welcome:

• An orange plastic fence.
• A large mysterious dent in the lawn.
• Storage units, always a welcoming site.
• Scaffolding on the chapel.
• Workers vehicles.
• Weed choked gardens.
• Rooms that are off limits due to structural problems.
• Inconsistent and often mysterious food.
• An unleashed hyper little dog (I don't trust most dogs)
• A room with peeling wallpaper and mismatched everything.
• No way to get a decent cup of coffee.
• Boxed wine served in decanters containing lead.

I want my money back!

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TorontoGWM
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Thursday at 5:10 PM

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As always, thank you all for contributing in whichever why you do.
Remember we have a wiki
Happy Tattling.

 

[TorontoGWM]

Most, if not all, of the chapel restoration is being paid for by Adopt a Star and the Lake money etc. which was previously accumulated.

Where in the hell is all of the monthly Patreon money going???????????

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Maybe a sticky backed google eye?

Given his accidental penchant for all things kitsch, I think Fanny’s stoneless engagement bijou was once that quintessential 70’s accessory…a mood ring!

 

[Karma baby!]

@Karma baby! are you still around? How long would it take the average person to edit a video like hers? Just wondering

Hello dear! I haven’t been around for a minute! And just skimming so far I see literally nothing has happened except more travelling! Shocker!

for the video editing, I think that’s one of the very few situations where she is being truthful. Editing is extremely time consuming, especially if you’re fabricating a timeline out of your a$$
This is a good gestimate:

P.S. I’m currently living somewhere in Europe, not to be disclosed as I don’t need Fanny and co aware of my whereabouts but good god it’s a lot of work moving countries! Thank you for those of you who mentioned me in previous threads.. can’t reply to those anymore

 

[Jules100]

What I don't want is her to be put to work as a chambermaid. Which is what happens to girls there. I think that's why Clara Windsor Heffer or whatever her name was left early. She flew there literally thinking she'd be "brushing my teeth in champagne". I'm afraid she found herself cleaning toilets and departed.

Cara was actually the rudest and nastiest person I’ve been in contact with in the entirety of YouTube’s world of chateaux. She told me she left early because she missed her kids. I think we were misled by someone else into thinking something more was at the heart of her early departure. She also hates tattle and all of us.

 

[Fennelbug]

So Fanny shows other people’s renovations in lieu of her own. Yeah. That’s the ticket.

 

[KyBourbon]

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Morgan Lawley, she was a guest at the same time as Patty Martens, aka @missartemis.

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Morgan Lawley

Feb 12, 2022
#119
No one seemed happy at Lalande this past year.
Patty Martens was also at Lalande the same time Wendy mouse house Grimwood was there.
Let's not forget Celeste R, although she was not a volunteer, I am sure, she was treated as one. She has been given the cold shoulder treatment by BJJ and referred out to Nutti.

From the gift grab 1/24/22 comments...
Wendy (mouse house/Lalande patron/fall guest) Grimwood, is not happy...

Wendy Grimwood
22 hours ago (edited)
Oh what happened to my 2 parcels Nati ? you said you had received them..... hopefully you opened them.

...and then there is Patty... She has changed her YT account name several times since her unhappy visit.

Unhappy Lalande volunteer mystery solved.

Oct 9, 2021
#79
Patty Martens arrived at Lalande 9/27 and stayed until 10/5. Friday 10/1 was a rough day for Patty, Why??? She is not the first guest/volunteer to have a hard time. I am not a fan of Selmar, but it was very kind of him and Tatty to make her a flower arrangement. Someone will eventually spill the tea.

9/13 Monday's gift grab live chat...
MsPmartens Hello @Cat T - I'll be at Lalande next week and hope to meet you. That is if I can find it - I'll be driving
MsPmartens @Celeste R - maybe our paths will cross. I leave Oct 5.

9/28 Tuesday's CD live chat...
Patty Martens hi @jetje goes Dutch I'm watching from Lalande.
Neil Hartley @Patty Martens glad you made it there safely
Patty Martens thanks Neil.
Patty Martens it was an epic journey to get here.

Comments from Selmar's and Tatty's latest flog.


MsPmartens
1 day ago
Selmar and Tatiana, your gift of flowers was so beautiful it made me cry tears of joy after having such a rough day on Friday. The two of you made my stay at Lalande really special. You are both so kind, interesting, giving, and creative. It was an honor to meet you and dine with you. And the tango lesson was the best. I wish you both all good things. You taught me so much about gratitude and positivity. I know you will attract love and goodness because that is what you give to others.

MsPatricia

Fast forward, yesterday's CD's day 18 comments...
Patty now goes by, MsPatricia. Looks like SJ was too busy... mystery solved.

MsPatricia
7 hours ago
Thank you for featuring a female artist (Jenny De Vasson) in your vlog today...not sure you remember me from my visit to Lalande, but I collect and support the work of female artists. Just had 6 female artists at my home tonight for my figgy pudding party and all agreed that women artists are still only acknowledged and recognized at a ratio of about 1 to 10 compared to male artists. We must help to elevate them to their deserved status. Thanks, Stephanie. I loved visiting La Chartre and loved tagging along with your excursion today. Happy Solstice.

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The Chateau Diaries
3 hours ago
Dear Patricia, of course I remember you! You were in the Tack Room apartment and I’ll never forget your appearance in the night after your adventure on the local roads! I was blown away by Jenny de Vasson’s photography. It was surprisingly vibrant and modern

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The Chateau Diaries #117 AKA The Stephanie and Philip Shyte Show

Interesting comment, because this is exactly what I have heard. Stephanie Jarvis of The Chateau Diaries YouTube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped ordered her boyfriend's Venice costume at Viliotti's, knowing he needed to be presentable. She gave the South African villain costume...

tattle.life

@missartemis
Feb 23, 2022
#456

Thanks for the warm welcome, OhIDon'tKnow. I definitely got to pull the curtain back and see the real chateau Oz. Stephanie did a bizarre post titled Living the Downton Abby Life (or something like that), glamourizing the whole servant and master thing. It was prescient. I was there for over a week and a few "volunteers" worked tirelessly for no pay (while one just lingered around the fringes doing nothing). The washing machine broke down and someone had to take all the laundry into town while a skeleton staff of 3 had to clean and prepare every room for an upcoming full house weekend (12 guests); they also did all the shopping, cooked all the meals, served them, and cleaned up afterward. SD and T and SJ and Philly were off on mini vaca for several days but returned on Friday, showed up at dinner to grace us with their presence, and basically dialed it in. They seemed disinterested, aloof, and burned out on the guests who had traveled during a pandemic to middle-of-nowhere France at great expense to meet them. I actually found Tatianna to be refreshingly authentic and interesting; she was one of the only ones besides Josie who recognized how messed up the whole operation is - and she was definitely treated as an outsider. SJ and snorty were "flouncing" about avoiding people as much as possible, except those who had given them copious amounts of presents, had social capital or big money; they gushed over them for a few minutes before disappearing again. The food was delicious thanks to Josie and the table settings were nice, so mealtime was lovely - but you can get a lovelier meal almost anywhere in France - it's not the reason you make CLL your destination. SJ sells it hard on her vlog as a welcoming place to interact with her and her posse and experience a glimpse into chateau life. It's not. I rented an apartment and it was clean thanks to the slave laborers. There were no window coverings and the bathroom door didn't close so I could see right into the parking area while sitting on the throne. And there was no heat in the late autumn. From the moment I arrived, it was clear that I did not pass the "Natti test" and I was treated like an interloper and an inconvenience. She wouldn't even let me enter the chateau for the first two days and forbade Josie from taking a walk with me because of all the work she was required to do. For 3 nights and 4 days, I was the only one in that huge building with 3 volunteers, one of whom told me they couldn't be bothered with the guests and another who ran away from me at a full sprint when approached. I was totally isolated. I also got in a car accident while I was there (the other driver's fault - no injuries but my car was totaled) and NO ONE at CLL helped me deal with the aftermath except Amaury - in his "spare time". Can you imagine? It was a nightmare. And I was not the only unhappy customer. Several people encountered complications or problems and no one at CLL offered to help. The whole experience was a joke. The only saving grace was the beautiful countryside and villages in the area. I spent most of my time exploring the region's art galleries, shops, museums, restaurants, and walking paths, and I dreaded going back there each day. Luckily CLL was not my only destination. I could fill this forum with all the problems I encountered there- and I never complained - I just bided my time and got the hell out. Most of all I want to get the message to others: Just don't go. And stop supporting her on Patreon and YouTube. Everything I've read in this forum is true. I wish I had found it before my travels.

Thank you @KiKiGee for the reminder about @missartemis ’s horrible experience as a guest at La La Land. I’m also reminded of the volunteers who were treated so terribly there, too. It’s angering to think that Stephanie had volunteers for free labor when she has plenty of money to travel, dine in fine restaurants, and buy clothes, porcelain, and tat. Then she ends up “dating” and getting “engaged” to one of her volunteers…Philip, while adding him to her payroll. Keep in mind that when she pays Philip, her “fiancé,” she’s essentially just paying herself…the money gets spent on her. She treats her high paying B&B guests like garbage…rooms with no heat, no locks on doors, no filming, no speaking to the “princess” unless she speaks to you, serving them pretentious, unpalatable food with minuscule portions on a shoestring budget. Meanwhile, Stephanie travels, staying at expensive hotels and dining at expensive restaurants. She expects luxurious accommodations and excellent food…all while filming with the pink phone in her man-like claw hands and screeching like a mad woman annoying everyone around her. Truly a disgusting hypocritical person.

 

[T Rex]

My cold black T Rex heart grew two sizes today after FRK explained the dessert, Fanny dismissively said, "Thank you" as in "You may go now", and this lovely gangster granny not only rubbed Marie's arm, but wanted to shake her hand. I will give FRK credit- she does try incredibly hard, so it was nice that someone genuinely acknowledged her.

It's kind of sad when you think about it- after dinner, FRK and Dishpan Dave had to do the washing up, and then FRK had to set the table for the guest brekkie after making coffee and tea for the guests. I certainly HOPE Frugal Fanny is paying FRK a living wage, but we all know this is probably NOT the case. Stockholm Syndrome much?

 

[Sparrowsfart]

So Grant is leaving on the first Patreon day, timed so he avoids the more expensive flights etc because of the Paris Olympics.
Is this why Fanny chose these dates for the Patreon days? So that it was very expensive for her fans to travel and it would cut the numbers down, to only the richer more foolish fans???

 

[Pekey]

@hollykeller1545
2 hours ago
Is Grant going to do some major structural work?!

I did not know that Grant was a Plastic Surgeon !

 

[Jules100]

Wasn’t this pic from Grant’s most recent post on Instagram taken from Stephanie’s bedroom?

 

[KyBourbon]

@TheChateauDiaries
2 days ago
The chapel is the current renovation - as it's costing over half a million euros, it's blocking funds for other things at the moment!

Bullshit! She’s raised money to restore the lake…it’s been funded for years. She’s also raised money for the Grand Salon with donors getting the “honor” of having their names written on the back of paneling. The chapel was funded with the Star Grift-A-Thon. There’s no reason why the chapel project should cause any delays to any of the other projects due to money…except if she spent that money on something else. Like travel, shopping, and non-renovations. What a joke!!! She’s truly a fraudster.

 

[Rory]

Whatever Grant’s reasons for spending 2 months in France, can care be shown to the daughter please.
It is not unusual in Aust for families to take extended trips and take school work. Post Covid, there is a growing amount of children refusing to go to school - for various reasons including being neurodivergent or being bullied or suffering from poor mental health. (I am not suggesting this necessarily is the case here).
Can we keep the crazy speculation about a minor to what is shared on vlogs. They are travelling, she has school work to complete so it seems a bit of an adventure.

 

[graciemckitten]

TheChateauDiaries
33 minutes ago
I’m so sorry that I rarely reply. I very much enjoy reading every comment, but if I replied to them all I wouldn’t be able to film as many videos as I do. But I do appreciate them very much

Stephanie deliberately ignored what the woman wrote in her comment.
The woman wrote, “ could we have the odd comment from you ? So many comment and no response ?“ the woman did not ask Stephanie to respond to each and every comment in the comment section. She only asked for an occasional comment from Stephanie to a few of the comments in the comment section. As usual, Stephanie is manipulating the narrative and twisting and falsifying the actual question asked, in order to play her fake poor overworked me storyline.

WHAT A LIAR!!!!
Stephanie does reply under fake accounts like Caroline gooder, Sgirl, and several other made up account names. She will just never admit it to viewers or patrons. She is usually so busy deleting comments, shadow banning viewers, blocking viewers from posting comments, and posting fake, gushing comments about herself and Snorty, that it is a wonder there are any videos released at all.

She doesn’t appreciate any comments that are critical of her or ask her to respond to questions or query her about the accounts or her fake gay cast member fiancé Snorts or her sexcations with Pottie.

It is funny that Stephanie still has plenty of time to read comments under Dan’s videos and read the complete Tattle forum every day. Weird.

 

[tuffiti]

It's all personal crap, hard-selling Snorty as the paaaaaarfect man and their fake engagement. Just more evidence that the fake engagement is being staged because there's nothing else to film. Not a single question about the shitoo, work on the shitoo or status updates.

Wedding

• They ARE getting married, but after Natti & Amuary. There will be no joint nuptuals.
• There will be a blessing in the chapel
• They have not set a date - Fanny is in no hurry (NO SHIT)
• Snorty wants an intimate autumnal wedding for 20 guests (he has no friends), but Fanny wants to invite eveyone she's ever met to an OTT summer affair. (For Snorty the wedding depends on the size of the dinner service, so if he starts compiling a 100 piece dinner service we'll know how large the wedding will be).
• Snorty has known what he wants his wedding outfit to look like since we was a child (ofcourse he did)
• Fanny wants 3 outfits - 1 for the registry, 1 for the blessing & 1 for the paaaaaaarty

Travel

• Snorty likes small weekend getaways and prefers to stay home while Fanny enjoys grand excursions, BUT,

Ring

• Fanny wants them to travel to India to look for a stone for the wedding ring - ideally a pink sapphire or maybe a yellow citrine (which Tattler guessed a trip to India or nuptuals in India????)

Languages

• Fanny thinks Snorty is a language savant because he can speak Dutch, Lindberg, English, German and French. Yes Fanny, Snorty's a mimic - he mimic'd & love-bombed you, you desperate cow!

Daddy

• Was invited to apply to Disney (the porn channel) as an animator, but didn't want to compromise his own art

Snorty

• Fanny lists all his fake allergies (too long to write down here)
• Had nightmares as a child but his grandfather helped him to get over them (Snorty was aninsipid little boy who grew up to be an insipid little boy)

Thanks so much for summarising it for us! I could not hack watching this one - maybe tomorrow.

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