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Piers was humble bragging (again) and I could only see Marie... what is that? It does not look appetizing even though I love smoked salmon.. potatoes? Beets? Overkill?
To me, it looks like a specimen being sent to a pathology department post surgery for examination. Not appetizing at all.
Snorts has a BIG problem with ingrown hairs on his neck, and that's why he doesn't shave. Some of the bumps look red and infected. I really think the only option left for him since he doesn't have the genetic makeup to grow a nice full beard, is to wrap his long hair under his chin and fastens it with a brooch.
Or take a fashion tip from Nick and just start wearing a bag over his head at all times.Win win situation for everyone.
Tweed in London (“brown in town”) - an emphatic no.
Once a jumped-up prat, always a jumped-up prat.
Perhaps that last crocheting visitor with the pineapple can stitch a beard attached to a beanie for PP. (No offense to Tattlers who enjoy this craft!)
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Their whole interaction was weird... her over exuberance and his passive FU comments...
I’d go with gargoyle. An underused word!Never heard the word used in that context. Apologies. Happy to edit my post accordingly.
I was thinking more of Fanny in the classic sense of an odious monsterwho greedily gobbles up everyone in her path.
Marie's interviewing questions based loosely on Fanny's interviewing skills:
Q: What brings you to La Lande?
A: The add you put on your IG account.
Q: Have you always wanted to be part of La Lande?
A: I've never heard of it before now.
Q: How can you contribute to the magic of La Lande?
A: I have cooking skills and I know what a clean kitchen looks like.
Q: Do you consider yourself a goddess?
A: Was that in the add?
Q: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
A: Was that in the add?
Q: What is your favorite color and why?
A: Was that in the add?
Q: What is your most embarrassing moment?
A: Answering your add and coming here.
Q: What brings you to La Lande?
A: The add you put on your IG account.
Q: Have you always wanted to be part of La Lande?
A: I've never heard of it before now.
Q: How can you contribute to the magic of La Lande?
A: I have cooking skills and I know what a clean kitchen looks like.
Q: Do you consider yourself a goddess?
A: Was that in the add?
Q: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
A: Was that in the add?
Q: What is your favorite color and why?
A: Was that in the add?
Q: What is your most embarrassing moment?
A: Answering your add and coming here.
Working alongside you, Stephanie Jarvis, is what W.E.B. DuBois would call a "psychological wage" of whiteness. Your implication that nearness to you confers so much access, status, and prestige that no wage will be required is exceptionally exploitative and vile. You are a natural fascist. Shame on you.
Du Bois and the “Wages of Whiteness”: What He Meant, What He Didn’t, and, Besides, It Shouldn’t Matter for Our Politics Anyway – Nonsite.org
Since the emergence of what has been known as “whiteness studies” in the early 1990s, proponents of the view that the white working class in the United States rejects a class-based politics in favor of commitment to white supremacy have cited W.E.B. Du Bois’s reference in Black Reconstruction...
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Who wears it better ?
One reason people who know me call me Billy Budd.
I honestly did not think she thought appearing in bed or bathrobe was sexy until this minute. Because it is so patently unattractive.
I see now it is her way of flashing us.
Thankfully, I've hung around you hags and trolls long enough to learn some things.
Was Philip trying to dress like Dan the gardener when he & Stephanie went to London together at Christmas time a few years ago and had dinner at that fancy restaurant?
Yet another cringy & creepy little getaway.
None of SJ’s trips are normal.
Weirdo.
This is a more realistic itinerary of Fanny's time in London.
Day 1 - Manicure, Dinner with Davy
Day 2 - Massimo Dutti & Plastic Surgeon's Office
In London it is a 10 minute walk from Massimo Dutti Oxford Street store to Harley Street. Fanny picked up her slacks and then spent the afternoon in the plastic surgeon's office.
Day 3 - Charity Shops
Day 4 - Shopping & Pick Up Yves Delorme sheets
Day 5 - Shopping, Hair appointment, Charity Event
Ded now. Srsly, snorking my cafe con leche.
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Ooops, I see this was a Marie post, and not a Stephanie post. I jumped on it because Clara often said Stephanie said eating dinner with her was worth €75.
What does Marie, the pocket tyrant, mean by it? The same thing, I think. And also, I will be the boss of you. Marie is one of the people bedazzled by the psychological wage of working for Stephanie, as is Pheeph. Neither of them literally have a single outside asset or credential. Are Nati and Amaury showing signs of independence? Has Amaury understood there will be no renovations?
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