Stacey Solomon #49 A backwards accent might sound posh, but pickle is still called R Swash

[Sod cleaning eat aubergin]

New to the thread but gotta say,

Why is she acting like she's the only woman to ever fucking give birth?! (sorry for the swear)

I met Stacey many years ago when she was with Steve - she was a normal person who spoke normally and didn't shut her effing eyes when she giggled.
Now, she's this "hun" who squints constantly, lays in bed after having a baby, and acts like she's some god like effing being.

Rant over

 

[Poppysmimi]

Is she still in bed ffs?

My brother spent less time in bed after having a fucking liver transplant

 

[nosy_lurker]

Apologies as I've only skim read so far but has anybody noticed the pumpkin patch was shut the day she said she went?

 

[Scragbags]

Can we all be upstanding for the arrival of
Rose opal, esme Solomon-swash
Except of course our stace who is still glued to her bed in her big tena knickers.

Mick jr and the annexe lads are nowhere to be seen and are no doubt scraping the lids of their month old bombay bad boys whilst reminiscing about the time stacey would cut their food into shapes and cute characters.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Staceys bath this afternoon.

 

[pokeitwithastick]

I just watched a bit of Your Face Or Mine and Joe tells the story of how they first met and it was when she came out of the jungle. He said she stood out because she stank worse than anyone else who’d come out of the jungle

 

[Noseymc123]

Got reply back from farm

 

[Tess_Tickles]

Thread suggestion - The kids don’t match, stinking snatch, lied about the pumpkin patch.

 

[BDY_97]

I’m sorry but Rex is not cute, I said what I said.

 

[WilmaHun]

How long do we reckon until there's a "Rex & Rose" baby range released at Primark then?

 

[jackolantern]

I’m sorry but Rex is not cute, I said what I said.

Jesus christ though poor little Opal Fruits. I hope she grows into her face because right now she looks like someone's copy and pasted Joe's face after smashing him one with a frying pan.

I know, I'm a devil woman.

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

This was about skanky and grinch. These are grown women in their late 20s and early 30s

 

[jackolantern]

My brother spent less time in bed after having a fucking liver transplant

With respect, your brother wasn't THE FIRST WOMAN IN THE WORLD TO HAVE A DAUGHTER! Oh wait, neither is Stacey... will someone let her know?

 

[Upthisweek]

She's still in the bedroom?!!!!

 

[Cleaningnothinching]

Can we all be upstanding for the arrival of
Rose opal, esme Solomon-swash
Except of course our stace who is still glued to her bed in her big tena knickers.

Mick jr and the annexe lads are nowhere to be seen and are no doubt scraping the lids of their month old bombay bad boys whilst reminiscing about the time stacey would cut their food into shapes and cute characters.

Sad that the boys have all been abandoned and get zero from her now. Not sad that you said it or that I disagree haha honestly breaks my heart to think of wee Rex and how confused he must be by being dropped like a hot tatty now pinkpicklefivenames is here

 

[Sogdhitalley]

I may have miss read this but if anyone is thinking of ordering any of the kids birth certificates, that's seriously weird and a step too far.
I know I wouldn't be happy if someone did that with my kids.

 

[WilmaHun]

Isn't it funny how we've not seen her do one single "fun" snack for the boys since her book was launched. It's almost as if it was all one big promo activity. Not our Stace, surely?

 

[Ellegee]

I don’t believe she’s spent nearly 2 weeks in bed. She’s not showing very much lately but just enough to have people thinking she’s lazing in bed all day getting waited on hand & foot but at some stage yesterday she got her Nails done & there’s no way that could be done with the baby around & it would stink out the bedroom for hours so I’d be surprised if she had them done in her room.
I reckon she grabs a few photos to keep her going for a few hours & then goes off about her day. She is the queen of prerecords don’t forget. She knows she would be judged house hopping with a newborn during Covid so she won’t show us what she’s up to.

 

[brookemck8]

Joe looks fresh from the morgue

 

[BettyBrooks]

Bit creepy