Gimjamalam
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he is cute… dont attack the kids..staceys a twat but dont be a prick on her kids.
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Noseycow2020
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God love open sesame she is the spit of mick who in turn is the spitting image of Joe 
Not cute at all, I’ll be joining my fellow tattle bastards in hell
Not cute at all, I’ll be joining my fellow tattle bastards in hell
Nonyaxx912
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I think this is even more stupid than "Lennie rhymes with Ronnie" her initials don't spell roses, they spell roess????
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bunnyhop15
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“Joe took a nice photo” but I decided to post this one instead….
The sun always shone onto the rose so we knew she was our rose? So why were you walking round with baby name books trying to find something you both liked? You have to be clever to be a good liar Stacey.Her initials DO NOT spell out “Roses” unless you put Solomon before Esme
Bestlife@60
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Joe hoe if your wondering what to get Your Stace for Christmas, this is ideal!!!
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Dancing_in_the_dark
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Why is she now rearranging the 20 names to spell out roses. She was rose opal fruit esme Solomon swash before 
Blimey, that's a bit strong.Not sure that’s true. Every mum I know has put their kid into nursery from age 10-12 months as they return work. Not full time, no-one can afford that
Not everyone works after having a baby, people work from home, other childcare is available etc.
Nursery is a bonus, not an essential.
And definitely not affordable for everyone.
Maybe a bit more consideration before making such a sweeping statement ?
It’s just so bloody staged, I mean, fair play to them if they’d all spent the afternoon in the garden messing about with pumpkins and getting some fresh air or what have you, but it’s obvious they haven’t! 
Zach’s clearly just been dragged out of the annex bare foot, poor lad. It’s more than likely that until about five minutes previously he’ll have been chatting and playing games with his mates online but, despite ignoring him for the past two weeks, suddenly when Stacey calls he’s expected to drop everything, don an orange jumper and join the rest of the obedient fools his mother has under her command. The only reason they’re all so obliging and say ‘how high’ when she says ‘jump’ is I imagine she’d be an absolute nightmare if not getting her own way.
Leighton bless him, looks a combination of bored shitless and that he would really rather be anywhere else than stuck in the garden purely because his mother wants some Halloween themed photos. I think his behaviour sums up perfectly how he feels as he sits surrounded by woodland whilst bashing the living hell out out a plastic pumpkin with a fake bone. At least Stacey manages to get the fact she’s still wearing sanitary towel in though as, well, as if the whole ordeal wasn’t bad enough, this gives the bullies at school a little more ammunition to tease the older boys with.
As for Mick, he just looks a bit bewildered and bemused by the whole experience. Having been pretty much ignored since Opal Fruit’s birth, he gets showered with sporadic bursts of attention from his mother when she wants to take a few snaps for Instagram before being shunned again so full attention can be given to the one child she’s always wanted.
I think whilst the older boys have resigned themselves to their lowly status, Rex must find the whole debacle utterly confusing. No doubt Stacey will be at a loss if the nursery reports that Rex’s behaviour has taken a downward spiral and he’s become disruptive and destructive. You could hardly blame him, poor little mite, he won’t have a clue what he’s done to make his mum not care anymore.
Everything about that household is chaotic, in fact, the only thing that’s consistent and you can truly rely on is Stacey’s lack of personal hygiene!
Zach’s clearly just been dragged out of the annex bare foot, poor lad. It’s more than likely that until about five minutes previously he’ll have been chatting and playing games with his mates online but, despite ignoring him for the past two weeks, suddenly when Stacey calls he’s expected to drop everything, don an orange jumper and join the rest of the obedient fools his mother has under her command. The only reason they’re all so obliging and say ‘how high’ when she says ‘jump’ is I imagine she’d be an absolute nightmare if not getting her own way.
Leighton bless him, looks a combination of bored shitless and that he would really rather be anywhere else than stuck in the garden purely because his mother wants some Halloween themed photos. I think his behaviour sums up perfectly how he feels as he sits surrounded by woodland whilst bashing the living hell out out a plastic pumpkin with a fake bone. At least Stacey manages to get the fact she’s still wearing sanitary towel in though as, well, as if the whole ordeal wasn’t bad enough, this gives the bullies at school a little more ammunition to tease the older boys with.
As for Mick, he just looks a bit bewildered and bemused by the whole experience. Having been pretty much ignored since Opal Fruit’s birth, he gets showered with sporadic bursts of attention from his mother when she wants to take a few snaps for Instagram before being shunned again so full attention can be given to the one child she’s always wanted.
I think whilst the older boys have resigned themselves to their lowly status, Rex must find the whole debacle utterly confusing. No doubt Stacey will be at a loss if the nursery reports that Rex’s behaviour has taken a downward spiral and he’s become disruptive and destructive. You could hardly blame him, poor little mite, he won’t have a clue what he’s done to make his mum not care anymore.
Everything about that household is chaotic, in fact, the only thing that’s consistent and you can truly rely on is Stacey’s lack of personal hygiene!
Dear bloody God… just catching up on the ‘gram as didn’t get much chance for anything yesterday and dodgy Dave with his zoom lens is only back at it again! Amazingly someone must have been so (I’m struggling to find the right word here) impressed/touched/moved/influenced, well, whatever, by a heavily pregnant Stacey stripping off to have her father snap soft porn shots of her, that they’ve thought ‘if it’s good enough to for Stacey Solomon, it’s good enough for me’ and have only gone and hired him to take pregnancy woodland pictures for themselves!
I am completely flabbergasted! Why?! WHY?!
The man is just strange and I’m sorry, more than a bit pervy, and I’ll tell you something for nowt, I wouldn’t be following him into some lonely, creepy old woods, camera or no camera!
Euuurrghhh, it’s making me shudder just thinking of it.
Weird. As. Fuck.
I am completely flabbergasted! Why?! WHY?!
The man is just strange and I’m sorry, more than a bit pervy, and I’ll tell you something for nowt, I wouldn’t be following him into some lonely, creepy old woods, camera or no camera!
Euuurrghhh, it’s making me shudder just thinking of it.Weird. As. Fuck.
Sogdhitalley
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I'm now calling him Mick Stagger
DustyRose
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If you scroll down Harry’s follower list it’s just a bunch of middle aged women.
I hate it when this argument is used BUT….. imagine if that was a 15 year old girl being followed by a bunch of middle aged men?!?!
Like… what the FUCK. Are WE the crazy ones? Is
this normal behaviour these days? I’m genuinely extremely confused and slightly worried. Bunch of absolute weirdos.
I hate it when this argument is used BUT….. imagine if that was a 15 year old girl being followed by a bunch of middle aged men?!?!
Like… what the FUCK. Are WE the crazy ones? Is
this normal behaviour these days? I’m genuinely extremely confused and slightly worried. Bunch of absolute weirdos.
bagpuss17278
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Her initials DO NOT spell out “Roses” unless you put Solomon before Esme
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Day 756 (or whatever it is) in the bedsit and Stacey still hasn’t stopped staring at Opal Fruit. She’s actually forgotten the names of her other children as she thinks of them so little, so Joe, in an effort to help her remember, has written their name on flash cards for her. Sadly Stacey now thinks her other children are called Zats, Luton and Rhets, but well, it’s close enough I suppose! 
I’m guessing the reason we’re being limited to bedroom photos is because Stacey isn’t aware of all the work that is being done in the doorstairs of the house!
Yep, I’m pretty sure she’ll have been utterly oblivious to all the hammering and banging, to-ing and fro-ing that will have been going on and I’m convinced she won’t have picked the soft furnishings and furniture, or had any part whatsoever in the finished design. In fact, I predict it’s going to come as a complete surprise to her once she does eventually venture from the bedsit and I hope someone reminds Joe he’s going to have to catch it all on camera, so it’s ready to be posted on the ‘gram asap. He will of course have arranged the whole renovation without Stacey’s knowledge but in no doubt with a little help from the undead interfering fame-hungry meddler that is her sister, so everything with be arranged in size or alphabetic order and labelled or stickered to within an inch of its life.
So Stacey, since you’re not going to be fooling anyone can we just please hurry up and get over the ‘wow, the downstairs has been completed whilst I’ve been stuck upstairs recovering from having a baby and I knew nothing at all about it’ farce which is inevitably due to come next. Tbh, we’d like a little more material to play with so if you could provide some shots of Opal Fruit being wheeled round in the monstrosity that is the big, fat gypsy pram (I can’t help but laugh at that, it gets me every time!) or perhaps Rex misbehaving and doing something potentially dangerous in the garden whilst you do nothing but film it that we can criticise, then we’d be much obliged, ta!
Pffft, idle as she is, if she thinks we believe she’s not moved from that room for two weeks she’s mistaking us for sheep!! Gotta get up earlier in the morning to get one over on us petal!!
I’m guessing the reason we’re being limited to bedroom photos is because Stacey isn’t aware of all the work that is being done in the doorstairs of the house!
Yep, I’m pretty sure she’ll have been utterly oblivious to all the hammering and banging, to-ing and fro-ing that will have been going on and I’m convinced she won’t have picked the soft furnishings and furniture, or had any part whatsoever in the finished design. In fact, I predict it’s going to come as a complete surprise to her once she does eventually venture from the bedsit and I hope someone reminds Joe he’s going to have to catch it all on camera, so it’s ready to be posted on the ‘gram asap. He will of course have arranged the whole renovation without Stacey’s knowledge but in no doubt with a little help from the undead interfering fame-hungry meddler that is her sister, so everything with be arranged in size or alphabetic order and labelled or stickered to within an inch of its life. So Stacey, since you’re not going to be fooling anyone can we just please hurry up and get over the ‘wow, the downstairs has been completed whilst I’ve been stuck upstairs recovering from having a baby and I knew nothing at all about it’ farce which is inevitably due to come next. Tbh, we’d like a little more material to play with so if you could provide some shots of Opal Fruit being wheeled round in the monstrosity that is the big, fat gypsy pram (I can’t help but laugh at that, it gets me every time!
) or perhaps Rex misbehaving and doing something potentially dangerous in the garden whilst you do nothing but film it that we can criticise, then we’d be much obliged, ta! Pffft, idle as she is, if she thinks we believe she’s not moved from that room for two weeks she’s mistaking us for sheep!! Gotta get up earlier in the morning to get one over on us petal!!
Summernights
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Brilliant
Hotgirlautumnleaf
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Don’t think it was posts the person was pointing out. The Label Lady runs a business and often mis spells the labels and blames the customer. Alan Sugar funded the business and it looks like the stuff you’d find on a primary school Christmas fete but inflated prices. All fakey fakey tend best buddies with the followers/shoppers/
DrMeredithGrey
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Jesus H Christ himself
