She's still in the bedroom?!!!!
They changed halfway through the day yesterday. Hopefully she at least got out of the bedroom for that to keep the baby away from the fumesStill in the bedroom and not got out of bed yet she's got her fresh nails on
omg the name fits and everything canโt believe we missed her first birthday partyShe's still in the bedroom?!!!!
Spat the arsewash out.....I'm weakWell according to her, she's not left her bed. Yet her nails have been done? She had a french manicure when she spat the arsewash out.View attachment 813103
She probably hasnโt found them,someone in her management team has. Donโt think she has the brains,but sheโs certainly had the time as sheโs been in bed a fortnightHow many ~rose~ quotes do we think she has saved for the next year?
Pinkpicklefivenames pricelessSad that the boys have all been abandoned and get zero from her now. Not sad that you said it or that I disagree haha honestly breaks my heart to think of wee Rex and how confused he must be by being dropped like a hot tatty now pinkpicklefivenames is here
The annex is the 'leisure complex' also known to have a jacuzzi. It has a kitchen and bathrooms so is a self contained home that the eldest two (possibly Hoe and Mick also) live in.having only been here for the last 5 threads or so iโm a bit confused about the layout of her house. which part is the annexe and do the kids live there? what relation is the cottage in the garden to the rest of it? sorry for my innocence but this seems like thread # 1 banter
The annexe is attached to the pool & has a gym. It seems to have been used as guest accommodation & has a small kitchen & a massive library. Itโs a good distance from the main house & she has put the older boys bedrooms in it which makes zero sense for many reasons. She has shared so much since the new house announcement that it wasnโt hard to find online. She was very careful from the start not to mention the annexe being a separate building but anyone that had a look online was easily able to find it out. Imagine 2 buildings opposite ends of an L shape with a good few metres between them. Her bedroom & the boys bedroom are furthest apart.having only been here for the last 5 threads or so iโm a bit confused about the layout of her house. which part is the annexe and do the kids live there? what relation is the cottage in the garden to the rest of it? sorry for my innocence but this seems like thread # 1 banter
For referenceThe annex is the 'leisure complex' also known to have a jacuzzi. It has a kitchen and bathrooms so is a self contained home that the eldest two (possibly Hoe and Mick also) live in.
The main house, called 'puke..sorry... pickled Cottage has 3 bedrooms, one shower room a dressing room (attached to thing one's bedroom) an ensuite attached to thing 5's (mick) bedroom
Thing 9 - the invisible one (Harry)For reference
Thing 1 - Skanky
Thing 2 - Hoe
Thing 3 - Gormless (Z)
Thing 4 - Gormo (L)
Thing 5 - Mick -(old R)
Thing 6 - Cash Cow (new R)
Thing 7 - Dead One (Gem Gem)
Thing 8 - Creepy Camera Man (Daddy)
And c. That he actually wanted to shag it