I spy London and Notting Hill! Listen to your heart Niomi, time to move back and sort your tit out!
Also, that stain on the carpet… has Forky been round?!
Also, that stain on the carpet… has Forky been round?!
I feel like you’ve just predicted Nim’s future. If this happens in 2024 you simply MUST set up your own fortune telling business.I know a woman who was doing this in her 30s and posting it on social media, although this was in a group gathering for "sisterhood activities". A few months into the year she got pregnant with a guy who cheated on her with multiple women.
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Anyway, I'm sure she was just choosing the wrong magazines and Nimbobs has this well in hand
If you do this @julixx, maybe you can be Nimbobs’ new go-to!I feel like you’ve just predicted Nim’s future. If this happens in 2024 you simply MUST set up your own fortune telling business.
"You will not stop me from singing my song".We used to do this with our school-sanctioned agendas in high school. We’re in our thirties, right?
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ETA: I guess she couldn’t find Bali, or Barley, so she had to settle for London. And Nims, the only thing you’re inspiring me to do is the complete *opposite* of everything you do. Who are you trying to inspire anyway?
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Must be a dig to her ex friends that she dumped and the shadows / anyone who doesn't compliment her."You will not stop me from singing my song".
I wanna be where the people are,Must be a dig to her ex friends that she dumped and the shadows / anyone who doesn't compliment her.
Also I didn't know that Niomi sings, maybe she's talking about her Swan Song right before she retires from YT permanently
Lol, literally. No place like (a) home. In every sense.i laugh at the "no place like home" (you don't have any, darling) and puke at "just married"
omg good catch because that actually 100% confirms our suspicions about what she wants and how lordon is not letting herI spy London and Notting Hill! Listen to your heart Niomi, time to move back and sort your tit out!
Also, that stain on the carpet… has Forky been round?!
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If we’re lucky, next she’ll teach us how to write a list of New Year’s resolutionsI can't believe she wrote a comprehensive tutorial for something that is entirely self-explanatory, even for a child. It reads like parody
She's always overexplaining super obvious things. It's quite an irritating trait.I can't believe she wrote a comprehensive tutorial for something that is entirely self-explanatory, even for a child. It reads like parody
I have nothing to add, this is perfection!I love how Nims is all into "manifesting, vision boards, and signs from the universe" but ignores the most blatant ones of this past year while talking about 2024. While she has been with Donkey, she has: lost all presence on youtube, lost followers/subscribers, had a failed podcast, quite literally had to shut down her business, went through what seems like legitimate depression/anxiety (although she ignores it), lost her best friend, lost most of her other other friends, seems to be distant from her family, got dropped by her management, no longer gets invited to PR and social events (eg. what her whole job basically used to be) and DOES NOT HAVE A PLACE/PEOPLE TO CALL HOME.
Instead of reading about numerology and signs from the universe, maybe she should sit down and actually look at what her life has looked like since donkey planted himself right in the middle of it.
^Please feel free to add to this list, this is what I could think of on the spot.
It's an irritating influencer thing. Appropriating entirely normal experiences and pretending they are unique to them. Like 'Omg I went for a walk and realised that like, trees are amazing. I think I might be really intuitive with nature'.She's always overexplaining super obvious things. It's quite an irritating trait.