Niomi Smart is a social media influencer that was known for talking about being vegan and sustainable. She appears to be no longer vegan and no longer pretending to be sustainable while she jets off on holiday every week.
Lordon
Niomi's new boyfriend-life coach without any certification / professional brainwasher is named Jamie White. He used to promote events called "Knickers for liquors" in Ireland where young women have free drinks if they give their panties.
During one of these parties, a teenage girl was raped, the organisator (Lordon) kept organizing such events.
Jamie White, which ran the promotion, said the offer is an example of “more exciting things to come,” told papers including the Evening Herald that there’d been no complaints from locals and the Rape Crisis Centre was “wrong” to say it was exploitative. (@news.pollstar)
His website also posted a "step by step guide for one night stand" giving instructions on how to get a woman drunk in order to have sex with her (thanks to SydneyBarrett for the details)
We call him Lordon because he can't spell London!
Fun Times at the Beach
They went to the beach in early May around Lordon’s birthday, and had a good frolicking. It was there that he became known as the chinless wonder.
It has yet to be confirmed by either party, but as of this writing, Niomi has taken down these photos and reels of her once-beloved, with more to come eventually. This will be updated accordingly.
Nimsplain (verb):
1. To be blind to the irrelevant and unrelatable privilege of your own experiences, while condescendingly advising people who experience real difficulty, hardship, suffering or pain that they can overcome said circumstances merely through vague self belief and/or partaking in increasingly bizarre facsimiles of culturally-appropriated practices.
2. To write a lengthy, rambling spiel in which you attempt to appear enlightened, while revealing yourself to be ignorant and idiotic.
