Why do i get such predatory creepy vibes from this? Perhaps its the mocking face with the passed out girl asleep on him. So creepy to have a picture od yourself asleep put on the internet no consent given or else the whole thing is staged
Niomi Smart #73 Life with Joey was a dream, now she’s bowing to a pointy peen
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It's his, I've been MIA but I still got her, don't you forget it.Why do i get such predatory creepy vibes from this? Perhaps its the mocking face with the passed out girl asleep on him. So creepy to have a picture od yourself asleep put on the internet no consent given or else the whole thing is staged
Oh god I initially thought that Niomi was a little girl in that photo, assuming a child from his family
How creepy. And what with her making her vision board and wearing pigtails the other day, as just a couple of examples, she's really playing into the infantalisation.
What an absolutely vile creature!
Why can't he ever behave appropriately? He's thirty-six and sticking his tongue out at the camera like some misbehaving kid.
I honestly can't believe she thinks this dude is marriage material - let alone someone to have kids with. Wtf is she doing?!
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Good catch! So she's obviously hoping for a move to London even though he previously convinced her the city no longer served her. How will he talk her round this time? I suspect he'll suggest a permanent move to Bali. He won't want he near her family and whatever friends she has left. And there's no way this dude is paying for a place in Notting Hill!
I don't see Dublin on her vision board!
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I wonder if Lordon got her anything for Christmas… If he got her something amazing she would have definitely shared to show that he can afford nice presents. Not doing presents is absolutely fine, but Niomi simply isn’t one of those people who wouldn’t care.
Lordon probably told her no gifts because he is her gift.
Is she seriously going to move to Barley?! They bang on about having all these friends there and a so called “Bali-family” but the people she (occasionally) hangs out with there are really just acquaintances. Their hangouts are usually “content creation” based like a photoshoot or a way of highlighting a business or blog… then poof, as soon as they’ve produced whatever it is they produce, never to be heard of again.
Is she seriously going to move to Barley?! They bang on about having all these friends there and a so called “Bali-family” but the people she (occasionally) hangs out with there are really just acquaintances. Their hangouts are usually “content creation” based like a photoshoot or a way of highlighting a business or blog… then poof, as soon as they’ve produced whatever it is they produce, never to be heard of again.
He probably reminded her of „their“ ring as the ultimate forever present, and gave her another dirty feather. Or maybe some stone he found on the street. If he’s being super romantic, he might buy a seashell and claim it’s a Barley one.
Thank you donkey looser for reminding us how extremely repugnant you are 
don't you worry, we will never forget how repelling you are...like NEVER.
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Best he can do is cut out a feather from one of her magazines or hopefully not heavy smelly breathe for 1 sec...who am I kidding ,he is always smelly heavy breathing for sure
Lordon, buy?
You were obviously joining, right? 🫠
Mood boards give me major flashbacks to being inpatient for my ed lmao. And that's where she might be heading, one psychotic break away from a fancy psych yard 
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looks like she had a pretty lackluster christmas and new year to me. i couldn't marry someone my mother didn't like, personally
Bit different from the try hard party girl from last year…
Well, from Big Tezza’s IG, it looks like Nimbobs and Donkey are still kicking it there with family. Since they’re essentially grifting through life, I wonder if they’ll stay there until they head back to Barley.
On an unrelated note, Happy New Year, dear Tattlers! I hope 2024 brings you much laughter, lightness, and love. Thanks for always being a fun place to come to.
On an unrelated note, Happy New Year, dear Tattlers! I hope 2024 brings you much laughter, lightness, and love. Thanks for always being a fun place to come to.
Ugh, she's probably going to fill that one with her little doodle posters from that peen worship workshop, that's why she's keeping it private.I think the ‘you will not stop me from singing my song’ on the vision board was a reference to Joe remaining stoic/emotionless when she sang her ‘smoothie bowl weather’ song in front of him
Happy New year guys, may your chakras align with your moon cycles, and your monthly bleed be blessed 
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