Niomi Smart #73 Life with Joey was a dream, now she’s bowing to a pointy peen

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

I'm finally feeling sympathetic towards Niomi after years! My (now ex) boyfriend blindsided me and broke up with me. Everything was good, it wasn't a Niomi and Joe situation, there were no signs, he also said he doesn't love me anymore. Sorry for the off-topic guys, I'm hurting so much, this thread has been my safe haven for a long time and I'm coming here for any advice you have. I'm so devastated.

 

[lottiekarotti]

This is so funny to me, what kind of influencer is she

 

[spilltheteatime]

Hits the nail on the head!

 

[RunningAvocado]

I don't know why she has to manifest anything, she's got time and money unlike most people, why can't she just get it done?

Did someone say - get it done?

 

[julixx]

Sooo are they in London/Dublin? Any posts?
Please keep us the blocked ones updated

Thank you for your beautiful message and your support

 

[Chinese_whispers]

I forgot she existed and checked this thread for nostalgia.

she. bows. to. his. what?!?

 

[peanutbuttercupp11]

Why has she pinned that comment just draws more attention to her nonsensical bot answer

 

[curiouscat106]

Country Life Magazine? Le Creuset cookware goals? She’s clearly still the same wannabe KM, not the spiritual, free spirited hippy she’s been cosplaying for the last 18 months.

 

[martaS]

- Hey, may I interest you in a relationship with a donkey?
- I'm not really dating right now.
- Can I challenge you on that?
- That's a beautiful question. Absolutely!

 

[ElenaK]

This is so funny to me, what kind of influencer is she

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-Cash or card, Ma'am?
-Beautiful question, thank you for asking!
-Ma'am? Cash or card?
-The universe is talking to us, if only we stop for a moment and listen.
-Ma'am you're holding the line. There's ten people behind you.
-You don't have to be so negative!The hustle of modernity is killing us all!
-Security! Get that looney away from here! Next!

 

[LolitaBlah]

Dear shadows of the dark,

so.. last thread was.. interesting/vomit inducing/educational/the worst nightmare ever/WTF.....

The love birds went to a sex retreat, Niomi learned how to worship a cock by bowing to it, Lordon apparently learned how to give a woman oral sex for exactly 15 minutes, he also has to say and announce "i'm going to touch your pussy" before, they payed she paid 4k for the retreat, Niomi was so playful and unbelievable spontaneous and she changed the song that Lordon was working out to in purpose (wow!), Niomi accidentally erased all her photos from the last 18 months, we had some hope that they broke up, they did NOT break up, NiomiSmartSkin is closing, big amazing projects are coming (as usual) in the next few months....


@friedeggontoast We bow to you for the thread title with 92 votes!

May the moon be with us for this new thread!

 

[LaraQ]

The rank hypocrisy of accepting a free stay in Dubai after her endless anti consumerism lectures.Not an ounce of integrity.

 

[EGuyUK]

So now this 'Eco' couple who have been paid to promote rainforest alliance etc are in Dubai saying how fantastic it is, yet were moaning about development in Bali? Also going on about the gifted buffet - sickening.

 

[CallItAsItIs]

That’ll be the day

From Nims’ latest grid post

From Verity’s latest grid post

 

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

I don't want to continue ranting about this on Niomi's thread, but as someone who was recently blindsided, I've had my therapist confirm that it is indeed a traumatic experience. One day everything is great, we're building a future together, and he's making plans to visit me, and the literal next day he says he doesn't love me anymore and we shouldn't be together. It's the biggest mindfuck I've ever experienced, your whole reality is denied, you've lived in a lie, you're questioning everything about yourself and you're wondering if this person ever loved you in the first place.

There are lasting consequences to being blindsided, I can only imagine it's worse in Niomi's case since she was trying on wedding dresses two days before Joe broke it off. She indeed lived (and still lives) a very coddled life, but the betrayal and heartbreak that comes with being blindsided by the person you loved most in the world is nothing short of traumatic.

 

[curiouscat106]

Trauma is a very personal response. For example, I find seeing pictures of Lordon’s face to be rather traumatic. Nims doesn’t seem to share my response to each their own…

 

[CallItAsItIs]

So now this 'Eco' couple who have been paid to promote rainforest alliance etc are in Dubai saying how fantastic it is, yet were moaning about development in Bali? Also going on about the gifted buffet - sickening.

But you’re forgetting about that gold razor! I mean, truly fascinating.

And then there’s Donkey, being his usual self.

ETA: They’re heading to a water park. She realises that water parks are treated with the same chemicals that are found in all those dead water pools that she looked down on in Bali, right?

WHY U SO STUPID THO?

 

[Callan]

"Slow and easy days" well gezus finally, I was afraid she's going to overwork herself!

 

[Rapsodiaaa]

Did you know that if you cut last year’s Xmas cards into tags then you can offset multiple annual long haul flights?

 

[MuthaCuppa]

I think:

They’ll build a house in Bali for a lot cheaper than they’d get here.
They’ll get married (he’ll want his claws in her cash and she won’t have two failed engagements)
They’ll become life coaches/sex therapists/hippie commune leaders.
Niomi will get pregnant.
The business will begin to fail because the market is saturated and they don’t have the work ethic to put enough effort in.
London will sense the gravy train is drying up and start the prowl for his next victim/sugar mummy.
Divorce.
Niomi returns to London. Marries an aging banker she has no interest in but finally gets to live the life she’s secretly wanted.