I spy London and Notting Hill! Listen to your heart Niomi, time to move back and sort your tit out!
Also, that stain on the carpet… has Forky been round?!
Also, that stain on the carpet… has Forky been round?!
Niomi Smart #73 Life with Joey was a dream, now she’s bowing to a pointy peen
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I know a woman who was doing this in her 30s and posting it on social media, although this was in a group gathering for "sisterhood activities". A few months into the year she got pregnant with a guy who cheated on her with multiple women.
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Anyway, I'm sure she was just choosing the wrong magazines and Nimbobs has this well in hand
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Anyway, I'm sure she was just choosing the wrong magazines and Nimbobs has this well in hand
I feel like you’ve just predicted Nim’s future. If this happens in 2024 you simply MUST set up your own fortune telling business.
If you do this @julixx, maybe you can be Nimbobs’ new go-to!
I think you need more than a vision board Niomi hun but best of luck for 2024 anyway 
"You will not stop me from singing my song".We used to do this with our school-sanctioned agendas in high school. We’re in our thirties, right?
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ETA: I guess she couldn’t find Bali, or Barley, so she had to settle for London. And Nims, the only thing you’re inspiring me to do is the complete *opposite* of everything you do. Who are you trying to inspire anyway?
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i laugh at the "no place like home" (you don't have any, darling) and puke at "just married"
Must be a dig to her ex friends that she dumped and the shadows / anyone who doesn't compliment her."You will not stop me from singing my song".
Also I didn't know that Niomi sings, maybe she's talking about her Swan Song right before she retires from YT permanently
Must be a dig to her ex friends that she dumped and the shadows / anyone who doesn't compliment her.
Also I didn't know that Niomi sings, maybe she's talking about her Swan Song right before she retires from YT permanently
I wanna be where the people are,I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin'
But I got an uglee Donkey with me,
all I see is his jaw as he's munchin'
chomp chomp 
Omg it's okay Niomi, no one asks and needs a tutorial of that... I feel like she's really going backwards, for the worse.
Happy New Year everyone! May you bow to the most gorgeous peen this new year and your kundalini be filled with joy and prosperity!
Happy New Year everyone! May you bow to the most gorgeous peen this new year and your kundalini be filled with joy and prosperity!
Lol, literally. No place like (a) home. In every sense.
omg good catch because that actually 100% confirms our suspicions about what she wants and how lordon is not letting her
I can't believe she wrote a comprehensive tutorial for something that is entirely self-explanatory, even for a child. It reads like parody
If we’re lucky, next she’ll teach us how to write a list of New Year’s resolutions
step 1: get a pen
step 2: get some paper
step 3: write the resolutions
She's always overexplaining super obvious things. It's quite an irritating trait.
Dimbobs to a T 
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I love how Nims is all into "manifesting, vision boards, and signs from the universe" but ignores the most blatant ones of this past year while talking about 2024. While she has been with Donkey, she has: lost all presence on youtube, lost followers/subscribers, had a failed podcast, quite literally had to shut down her business, went through what seems like legitimate depression/anxiety (although she ignores it), lost her best friend, lost most of her other other friends, seems to be distant from her family, got dropped by her management, no longer gets invited to PR and social events (eg. what her whole job basically used to be) and DOES NOT HAVE A PLACE/PEOPLE TO CALL HOME.
Instead of reading about numerology and signs from the universe, maybe she should sit down and actually look at what her life has looked like since donkey planted himself right in the middle of it.
^Please feel free to add to this list, this is what I could think of on the spot.
Instead of reading about numerology and signs from the universe, maybe she should sit down and actually look at what her life has looked like since donkey planted himself right in the middle of it.
^Please feel free to add to this list, this is what I could think of on the spot.
I have nothing to add, this is perfection!
She's such a self absorbed person, 2024 has to be all about her, again... She's always acting as if she's a victim of some grand evil plan manifested by her haters... I'd be wishing for something more useful like world peace because my heart hurts every single day from reading the news.
It's an irritating influencer thing. Appropriating entirely normal experiences and pretending they are unique to them. Like 'Omg I went for a walk and realised that like, trees are amazing. I think I might be really intuitive with nature'. So annoying.
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