Notice
Thread ordered by most liked posts - View normal thread.

c1608

New member
OMG GUYS

I think I might have found who her mystery guy is!! She's just followed a guy (who kind of fits the description of the man she was seen with) and when I went to look at his insta story it was the exact same view from Primrose Hill as the one she posted on her stories..!??

Screen Shot 2020-11-04 at 14.23.46.png
Screen Shot 2020-11-04 at 14.25.10.png


What do you guys think??
 
  • Like
  • Wow
Reactions: 83

coriander

VIP Member
I reckon that Joe ended it and tbh it was a pretty mundane break up. Hence "mutual respect" nims in her video intro etc
She may be processing the shock, and has found keeping herself busy has helped that.
Probably similar to Amelia's:

Niomi came home one day.
All the windows are open.
Joe looks as pale as a sheet.
The atmosphere is tense.
Niomi: What's the matter, Joey?
Joe: I can't do this.
Niomi: .....
Joe: I love you, but I fucking hate yoga and I want to stuff my face with steak and meatballs. Then a triple cheeseburger.
Niomi: .....but I made you a liddle smoothie bowl..
Meanwhile Freddie on the sofa: Also can you take that spice rack with you on your way out.
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 80
I know him hahaha. If it’s confirmed he’s the new guy I’ll spill some tea. All I will say is that he wasn’t really a professional cricketer it was more like local stuff and he is definitely 50 shades material.
 
  • Like
  • Wow
  • Haha
Reactions: 71

Chocolate2008

VIP Member
He had a kind eyes, lol.
He did & they say the eyes are the window to the soul.

It’s always hard when you don’t get closure. We saw his advent calendars, his love of bread, the pyjamas photoshoots, the time he forgot his coat, the time he was a man lobster. I hate his taste in engagement rings but I was prepared to overlook it on account of his puppy eyes & bashful smile.

Now what, we don’t even get an ending?! Will he just marry some slender beauty & not even show us the ring?!

My therapist says I should consider writing him a letter.,,
 
  • Haha
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 69

Gflo93

Well-known member
Niomi Smart #11 posing like a baddie, snogging dettol daddy... come on Nimbobs we know you’re still saddy
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 69

palmer

Chatty Member
Honestly I'm sick and tired of people coming up with these "she's technically not breaking the rules in this case" / "the rules are different here" excuses. USE YOUR FUCKING COMMON SENSE!!!! Who really cares what X government has instructed at Y exact point in time? In every country, specific rules have gone back and forth constantly since March, but at the end of the day the situation has remained the same this whole time: We have been going through a pandemic! The UK is about to go into another lockdown - clearly things are critical. We don't need people to make it worse till the last minute just because they are technically allowed by law right now. As someone above said, the point is not to have a race to get as much socializing done and go to as many places as possible till the minute the lockdown officially starts. It should actually be the opposite. Knowing that the UK is about to enter a new lockdown should make you think: "well, things must be really bad then, better stay extra safe!". People have literally been instructed to work from home where they can. And if there's ONE person who CAN work from home, you better believe it is Dimbob Smart! If she wants to support businesses then she can just grab the coffee and then go home. No need to stay inside WITHOUT A MASK! She literally is taking ZERO PRECAUTIONS: 1) she goes outside to visit a café which is unnecessary, 2) she decides to sit indoors instead of getting it takeaway, 3) she doesn't even wear a mask which is literally the bare minimum, 4) she doesn't even stay just enough time to drink her beverage, she actually stays for hours to WORK! How dumb can you get??? Can't believe people would actually defend this behavior. Especially when we are talking about a girl who's literally met up with 30+ people and has been out NON-STOP, i.e. she literally could be spreading it all over the place right now for all we know (she might just be asymptomatic herself, but she could still spread it to other people). She's a fucking entitled dumbass and I will honestly NEVER look at her the same after this year's debacle. She has NO respect or even consideration for others. She's the most selfish person I've probably ever come across. I mean, she literally says it herself right: She's putting herself FIRST!!!! The problem is, she doesn't even put anyone SECOND. It's just HER. No space for anyone else in her tiny world!
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Heart
Reactions: 67

earlgrey

VIP Member
Guys you have to see this:



At 16:00 she starts telling off young people who are still clubbing, seeing people, going out to restaurants etc "we all need to take it upon ourselves to play our part and stay safe" "it's not worth it just stay home, cook food" "you don't know what underlying conditions people have"

She clearly cared and had common sense at one point, how can she completely flip??
 
  • Like
  • Angry
  • Wow
Reactions: 57

palmer

Chatty Member
New thread for Niomi "Putting Myself First" Smart
Title by @sarah17020661

The list of people Nimbob has been socializing with (despite COVID guidelines) keeps growing:
  1. Her mom, Verity
  2. Her stepdad, Paul
  3. Her little sister, Daisy May
  4. Her grandma, Terrina
  5. Terrina's husband, Ian
  6. Her aunt, Holly Naomi Smart
  7. Her cousin, Arabella Sky Cowan
  8. Her best friend, Charlotte Bainbridge
  9. Kelly Eastwood (aka the London Chatter, her new landlord)
  10. Rosanna Falconer
  11. Rosanna's husband
  12. Venetia La Manna
  13. Sarah Ann Macklin
  14. Caggie Dunlop
  15. Camilla Elphick
  16. Lauren Clark (her Gleam manager)
  17. Briony Gaffer (her other Gleam manager)
  18. Bradley Simmonds (muscle guy)
  19. The mysterious new guy she's gone on dates with (maybe multiple guys?)
  20. Amelia Liana
  21. Georgia Luisa Allegra Meramo (her photographer)
  22. Georgia's boyfriend
  23. Guy Hollis
  24. Yasmine Cheikh
Plus:
  1. hairdresser
  2. facialist
  3. yoga instructor
  4. pilates instructor
  5. clairvoyant
  6. movers
  7. barista
To be continued...
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Angry
  • Sick
Reactions: 54

Readinginks

VIP Member
I work at one of the biggest universities in London, and being a librarian I have to be on site. I’ve recently found out I’m pregnant, and I’m freaking out, absolutely not feeling safe, and yet will have to continue to go to work full time even throughout the new lockdown. And then there is this privileged moron who could stay home and keep other safe, yet she chooses every single day to potentially put others at risk.
 
  • Like
  • Heart
  • Sad
Reactions: 54

BigQueenEnergy

Well-known member
Omg, MSN! I miss the smileys!

C42C25F5-5CE0-487B-B95E-42BB8695F3A8.jpeg


The modern ones just don’t cut it. I’ve been waiting for a proper :$ embarrassed emoticon for so long!!

This one doesn’t cut it —> 😳

I miss this little guy

E5EC70B1-5D96-4F3C-83CE-B6C44A08BE75.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Heart
Reactions: 53

mg95

VIP Member
the new guy is the brand manager for dettol and niomi is continuing her super-spreading adventures around the city???? it's comedic

Edit: I did more snooping. He is just Joe 2.0. A marketing brand manager from a cricket family? Now we know why she says she's over Joe. She's still dating him

he also follows her private account and her friend charlotte. wonder if it's another from her reject pile like joe was 😂. he also follows the girl we flagged as joe's possible new girl @annahernaman
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Haha
  • Wow
Reactions: 53