Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze

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Watching back their isolation/lockdown vlogs it’s really apparent how disconnected she seemed from Joe’s family. I understand they were separate from them in a guest house (a bloody amazing guest house at that!) but she talks about his parents in the most awkward way. She refers to them “at the main house” and “Joe’s parents” but almost wincing as she says it. Maybe that’s something to do with the split? Baring in mind she’d stayed there even without Joe when he was away with work so she must have had an actual good relationship with them at some point. She never called them by their names which may have been to protect their privacy but it was always seemingly awkward. I know for a good chunk of lockdown they couldn’t socialise with them due to their quarantine and the general rules but let’s be honest she’s hardly a stickler for the rules. The rush to get back to London and live in the flat cramped with Freddie was odd in itself but maybe she/Joe fell out with his parents? Joe’s dad seemed to really admire her and she shared things he’d done for her etc but we never heard anything about her mother-in-law to be.

I also really really really hope she is packing up and going back to Brighton for this lockdown. The darkness and coldness and the fact it’s so polar opposite to the first lockdown for her makes me really worried for her mental health 🥺 I know most people on here don’t agree with how much she is flouting around London (me included) but she’s obviously hurting and confused and for some reason trying to pretend she’s ‘the happiest she’s ever been’ when anyone can see that’s not true. I don’t know what minimum of 4 weeks in the face of that flat/cave will do to her already poor mental health 🙁
She was more than happy to gush about Joe's parents being at Prince Harry's wedding... She sure was fine being associated with them then. She comes across as someone who chooses people based on what they can do for her image. She must have been pretty happy having in-laws that were connected to the royals, but probably didn't see any need in nurturing an actual relationship with them, because that would take work and we all know Dimbobs needs all her energy to do yoga and take self-absorbed pics for the gram.
 
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Didn't they gift her non-vegan gingerbread houses every year that she had to give to Daisy Mae? I found that pretty weird. Then again they fully stocked the outhouse with vegan ready meals so its probably nothing.
 
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She was more than happy to gush about Joe's parents being at Prince Harry's wedding... She sure was fine being associated with them then. She comes across as someone who chooses people based on what they can do for her image. She must have been pretty happy having in-laws that were connected to the royals, but probably didn't see any need in nurturing an actual relationship with them, because that would take work and we all know Dimbobs needs all her energy to do yoga and take self-absorbed pics for the gram.
Isn't it why she spoke at the Duke of Edinburgh too, even though she has done nothing notable? Can't imagine her managing the Gold DofE award!!! Hahahahaha

Who follows her around taking photos?!
I have no idea how much she actually gets paid but believe its Glameramo? Who interestingly enough was also at Soho Farmhouse recently and taking her own photos...
 
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She's honestly so vapid and vacuous I can't even deal anymore...even Tarn Tarn is sharing useful links about mental health importance and suicide helplines in preparation for the lockdown.

Then you've got Dimbobs - so perpetually in love with herself that even when sharing something about a pandemic lockdown, she posts black and white pictures of herself laughing and posing and calls it a "strange" time. It's not a "strange" time. It's a bleeping serious pandemic. Even after being called out on it so many times, she still can't seem to grasp the severity of it.



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Essential journeys only eg. carer duties, can't work from home etc. Just going back and forth to socialise and attend yoga classes isn't allowed.
Just thought I should add, she is legally allowed to travel if she wants. This lockdown is not enshrined in law and it is not currently a criminal offence to disobey the non essential travel rules.

So technically she can do what she wants
 
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Just thought I should add, she is legally allowed to travel if she wants. This lockdown is not enshrined in law and it is not currently a criminal offence to disobey the non essential travel rules.

So technically she can do what she wants
Only selfish people disobey the rules.

Are you saying she's selfish? I agree!

I don't care if I'm technically allowed to socialize. I still won't do it because I care about other people.
 
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She's honestly so vapid and vacuous I can't even deal anymore...even Tarn Tarn is sharing useful links about mental health importance and suicide helplines in preparation for the lockdown.

Then you've got Dimbobs - so perpetually in love with herself that even when sharing something about a pandemic lockdown, she posts black and white pictures of herself laughing and posing and calls it a "strange" time. It's not a "strange" time. It's a bleeping serious pandemic. Even after being called out on it so many times, she still can't seem to grasp the severity of it.



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I'd hope Finn Harries could see through her. Also, that comment seem to have vanished.
 
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Only selfish people disobey the rules.

Are you saying she's selfish? I agree!

I don't care if I'm technically allowed to socialize. I still won't do it because I care about other people.
yeh exactly outside all tube stations etc is a warning about only essential travel. I hardly think a yoga class she could probably do a walk away from home counts
 
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yeh exactly outside all tube stations etc is a warning about only essential travel. I hardly think a yoga class she could probably do a walk away from home counts
Yoga isn’t essential? But I thought 10 hours of yoga with an açai bowl in between was an essential part of everyone’s day?! 😱
 
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Doesn’t she get her meals delivered to her door? Why does she have to go out to eat? I thought she was on a meal plan.
 
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Doesn’t she get her meals delivered to her door? Why does she have to go out to eat? I thought she was on a meal plan.
Because she's putting herself first. Not that she hasn't gone her whole life only thinking of herself, but in the middle of a pandemic, she's putting herself first. So what if shes spreading the virus to people that have to serve her? It's smoothie bowl weather! Everyone else should just take a ginger shot and deal with it. She needs to gallivant around her "stomping grounds" to contribute duck all to the world.
 
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please piss off, you selfish cow. You’re too dim to appreciate a museum anyway. Go home.
 
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It’s like she thinks she has to go to as many places as possible before the whistle blows. Newsflash Dimbob - just because lockdown starts on Thursday doesn’t mean you HAVE to rush out and do a tour of London in the meantime! You entitled idiot.
 
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Finding it a bit weird that it’s only new posters or posters who have either commented in here once or never who keep defending Niomi’s covid spreading antics 😂 hi Dimbobs 👋🏻
 
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Zannas also treating herself to looking round galleries and museums today, her whole life is one big treat - maybe they are together
 
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