Mrs Hinch #638 she’s not pregnant, she’s not fat, she’s just an attention seeking twiat

[idk21]

Just googled her so I could find the DM article. Which one of you nusties did this

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #638 she’s not pregnant, she’s not fat, she’s just an attention seeking twat

Added an i to the title to avoid being told off for sweary titles and in homage to our own greedy, fat thriats.
Credit to @samj123 for the title.

As ever, mark your title suggestions with "thread suggestion" and keep them swear free.

And as the title suggests - she isn't pregnant. We don't know when she'll be on SYLO, her sister lives at Greyskull and Tesco ended the contract not the other way around.

Not much has happened at Not-A-Farm. I think she might have had the roof cleaned but she didn't mention it much.

We would like some #justiceforpam though, as Pam the chook appears to have disappeared.

(Minor edits to credit the title author and spellings)

 

[mumpty]

Sorry for a little derailment of the thread, but Soph seems to have gone awol (has she gone to the Hinch people?) but I passed my PhD today and will hence forth been known as Dr Mumpty, I’m fank you

 

[Andioooop]

She’s putting out enough ‘content’ of the hens to get people asking, she knows what she’s doing. She’ll put out a big story later saying ‘lots of you have been asking about Pam’ she’s so predictable. I reckon Henry had her as a snack

 

[Andioooop]

Ok hun, then do it

 

[Rach8456]

let’s face it Pam got the fuck out of there as soon as the cage was opened again. And I don’t blame her. I hope she does a tell all interview.

#flyfreepam #pamdoesoprah #jailbreak #nushhtyhens #shhhonnikshhhhcrubba #wassshhhhhingmachineclean #atv #hopethathelps

 

[WeTalkAboutBruno]

So is Pam now a "poultry-geist"?

Sorry, I'll see myself out.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

And here’s Danny de Vito holding a gloworm

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Of course it’s sad that the chicken has died and for once she’s phrased it pretty well for her level of skill. However I question how long she would have pretended the chicken was still alive if it hadn’t been for tattle noticing it.

 

[Souffle]

Dear Tattle. I would like to confirm that I do wear jeans. ATB

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Coq au Pam anyone?




Too soon?

 

[SunshineRae]

I’ve just remembered the mashed potato Ronnie, and Danny de Vito holding a gloworm too

You mean this beautiful piece of art work…..

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Raymond hates her.
Be more Raymond.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

She’s putting out enough ‘content’ of the hens to get people asking, she knows what she’s doing. She’ll put out a big story later saying ‘lots of you have been asking about Pam’ she’s so predictable. I reckon Henry had her as a snack

I reckon Jimbob tikka masala'd her for attention.

 

[Pipyspops15]

Anyone reckon the farm animals len was chucking down the toilet last week was Pam?

 

[Jj2431]

There's nothing 'good on Hinch' about it. She was actively posting just the two chickens to purposely create speculation and up her engagement. She used her so called loved dead pet to get her engagement up. Sickening. Henry won't be far behind Pam

 

[Flip&Flop]

my mum has just returned from tesco with a new whisk and potato masher, both hinch, 75p in the clearance sale. Now I'm an orphan.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Whoever has done these bits on Wikipedia, Fiddle will have a voodoo doll of you

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I will love this clip forevaaaaah! (Do you think she regrets this one yet?? )

Well, I think if she didn’t hate me for this:

Or this:

She probably does every time I post this:

 

[BBC1HD]

There's nothing 'good on Hinch' about it. She was actively posting just the two chickens to purposely create speculation and up her engagement. She used her so called loved dead pet to get her engagement up. Sickening. Henry won't be far behind Pam

Hinch is a calculating fuck. The same woman who posted a picture of apple juice in a hospital room to cause speculation.

Her chicken dying is great engagement for her. Instead of saying when it happened, she first posted pictures of just the remaining two to get the speculation going

Who even does that.