Mrs Hinch #515 Hinch needs a flappin' fish round the face 🐟🐠

[Andioooop]

Aaaaaand here’s the original

 

[Missinthebackground]

Hey guyzzzz! Just birthed a 10lb baby today you have kept me well entertained in the induction process so I'm fank yoooo. I'll defo have to use the recaps to keep up the next while and probably won't be on as much

Anyway hinch is still a cunt and you lot are legends xx

 

[Sausage90]

Winning title by @Blah blah 2020. Thread titles taken from page 30 onwards and can't have swears xoxo

The Crem survived Storm Eunice with Alpacas intact, who Sophie Rose just can't believe she owns - despite having them for approximately 4 months already. Soph must get frustrated with her constant amnesia.

Ron was caught giving his muvva the side eye after she aggressively told him off for not ssshharing the flappy fish toy - which is a cat toy so no doubt unsuitable for under 3s - with baby Lonnie.

Lon was playing happily in his bouncer and not even arsed about the flappy twat, but Grinch still found an opportunity to have a moan about poor Ron and stated that the boys are constantly bickering, despite sharing a video of the boys sharing their crisps nicely the day before. It's a shame Ron's real fish got sent on the porcelain express because then there would be no need to fight.

This moan led to an influx of messages from the huns saying how their kids are eggssacktly the same. Hahahahaha rolf lolz mummaz, anyone would think sibling rivalry is a new phenomenon.

Other than that, she's done fuck all. But @Andioooop treated us to some beautiful artwork to keep us all amused.

Thread #500 is a belter.
All newbies read the Wiki (pink button, top right).
Ronnie and Lennie doesn’t rhyme.
Jamie is short for James.
Hinch farm is not a farm.
Sopha's secret garden isn't a secret.
Flappy fish is a cat toy.

 

[Andioooop]

Suprised she’s not filmed herself riding the mower in the Maldon storm with Patrick Swayze’s - ‘She’s like the wind’ belting in the background

 

[Andioooop]

I quite like this one if i’m honesht

 

[Blah blah 2020]

Oooh wasn't expecting that one! I'm fank youuu guyzzz
Havent even thought how to celebrate, might go out and throw flour on the car for a change love you all woo hoo hoo!

 

[Danielle0120]

 

[Littlemissmessy]

Me running to tattle after seeing blesserart's audition for the masked singer

 

[Andioooop]

Has Jamie disappeared to the James people?
Can you all keep your eyes peeled, his boys need rescuing from Hinch.
Also goes by the name of Janine

Do we think Jane Mcdonald was his inspo
Jane - Janine

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Is she STILL buying brand new “bags for life” every time she goes shopping??
I thought she had her own range of them in Tesco?
So. Much. Waste. I can’t bear it!

 

[nickgrimshaw]

So I had a little thought about the cringe singing video, was it uploaded on the same day that she posted the crass narc comment of '' on Jamal Edwards' IG page? so when all eyes of the music industry are on him, she draws attention to herself and makes sure there's a 'candid' singing video available for any snoopers to stumble across?

Calculated? Of course.
Disgusting. Absolutely.

 

[LilPinkie]

I find it hilarious that she was holding one side of her headphones while narrating her audiobook. These studios are professional. The equipment does not need you to press it against your ear. It’s not the 80’s Do They Know It’s Christmas vid! Weapon!

 

[Andioooop]

You just know she replayed that 1000 times before uploading, adoring herself, absShholoutley harmoniK! I’ve heard more angelic sounds coming from my stomach & i have crohns

 

[Andioooop]

ChrrrisssSshHh, once you’ve finished the wall can you paint me on the ceiling in my wedding dresh

 

[IamIncog]

Why has she just uploaded herself singing? Does she want everybody to tell her she sounds amazing and should bring out an album? Well don’t, it was awful

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

That’s exactly what she wants. She has mentioned several times in the past that she’s a “decent” singer and that was not a nursery rhyme you total fuck nugget!

Yes. Remember when she was recording her audio book, she was holding her headphones and filming herself in black and white all dreamy like she was some 90s pop icon.

 

[heretojudge123]

Ready to take a mod and user backlash for this but it's getting on my nerves so I'm going to say it. In the last few weeks I've seen loads of people saying how they can't afford heating and electric now/soon and some saying they will struggle to feed their families and someone even talking about not being able to afford sanitary products whilst she's flaunting her cash BUT you're all using the internet to tell tattle this...why do you need broadband if you're struggling so much? Make it make sense. Prioritise if that's the truth people.

Ps Hinch you can't sing but good for trying you waste of space

Ps Hinch you can't sing but good for trying you waste of space

Because prices go up in April…. I’ve already cancelled my broadband, I’m using my £10 a month contract sim only and use the data, however my kids now have to go to the library to use the computers for HOMEWORK, like we’re living in the 90’s.
also DONT BE SO JUDGEMENTAL. It makes a hard life even fucking harder. Idiot.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

I couldn't give a stuff about what she spends her money on, it's her money and she can waste it as she wants...however, what I DO care about is how she is purely a saleswoman who deliberately targets vulnerable people who cannot afford to buy and keep up with her. She regularly uses phrases like "need" and "must buy" and it's appalling how both her and Jamie get away with not disclosing her constant sneaky Ads.
She should come with a warning, in the same way gambling and alcohol adverts do.

 

[Chumpy]

Dummy clip choking accessory
Fwd facing
Big fleecy coat
Mum of the year
P r i c k

 

[Katmuma]

Its kicking off on the mhmmdi page yet again... I read this gem of a comment and I'm howling at the reactions on it