watermelon sugar
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We aren't just any trolls. We are M&S pastry trolls x
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shadyessex33
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This has made me so happy!! I wonder if she has seen it yet? If not, here’s the link Verucca! Have a read up!
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
Zoflora makers warn mums not to copy Mrs Hinch's hot water hack
The influencer shared a post of her adding boiling water to Zoflora sparking fears among mums.
shadyessex33
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I can confirm that I’m not Sophie “Rose” 
although what a brilliant plot twist that would be
@rosalierae
although what a brilliant plot twist that would be @rosalierae
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What's the craic Jack
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mammaof3
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GeorgieKuseh
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shadyessex33
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Rose wonderland-
Top notes of pine, talc and Silk Cut Purple
Base notes of egg farts, bleach, wet dog and Jaymay’s skiddy pants
Top notes of pine, talc and Silk Cut Purple
Base notes of egg farts, bleach, wet dog and Jaymay’s skiddy pants
Pepsi
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Meanwhile back in the garage Polly the trolley has settled into life in exile.
Polly -- What you in for mate?
Old sofa --- Well I was set up wasn’t I, Old Inch lost his testicles a while back and Hinch blamed me, said they were down behind one of me cushions so she shoved me in ‘ere.
Stitched me up good an proper she did. Inch still comes in ‘er sometimes to look for them but I reckon she's got ‘em preserved in a jar of undiluted Spring Awakening Zoflora.
Im biding me time, hear old Ma Barker is looking for some new seating for her lockdown kitchen, good going over with Febreeze and I'm up for a transfer. ATV
Polly --- actually I was talking to the freezer.
Freezer -- I'm in it for the long haul dear, practically stuffed with Justrol pastry, can I interest you in a Crescent Croissant?
Old Sofa --- shut up you old tart.
Polly --- for fecks sake, I’M A CLEANER, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Polly -- What you in for mate?
Old sofa --- Well I was set up wasn’t I, Old Inch lost his testicles a while back and Hinch blamed me, said they were down behind one of me cushions so she shoved me in ‘ere.
Stitched me up good an proper she did. Inch still comes in ‘er sometimes to look for them but I reckon she's got ‘em preserved in a jar of undiluted Spring Awakening Zoflora.
Im biding me time, hear old Ma Barker is looking for some new seating for her lockdown kitchen, good going over with Febreeze and I'm up for a transfer. ATV
Polly --- actually I was talking to the freezer.
Freezer -- I'm in it for the long haul dear, practically stuffed with Justrol pastry, can I interest you in a Crescent Croissant?
Old Sofa --- shut up you old tart.
Polly --- for fecks sake, I’M A CLEANER, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
Can i just say the attempt at “trolling us witht he pastry” backfired a bit considering 1- hinch you have the pastry in your fridge and are going to use it tomorrow, so not exactly taking a long break from the stuff and 2- instead you made your infant a fried quesadilla with 2 different types of cheese in it. We know you have a terribly unhealthy diet, but why must Ron as well? Where are the homecooked chillies, spag bols, baked chicken breasts etc? Everyday its either Wrapped in pastry, fried in a pan, and or loaded with cheese.
shadyessex33
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I’m getting a bingo in guys!
She’s going to get dolled up in her finest ebayer polka dress, £1,000 channel boots that she “doesn’t have”. Inch is going to put on his best monogrammed 2 piece. She’ll wedge Ron into his tightest baby grow and bib.
Then they’re off to Home Bargains to loiter around the laundry aisle.
We’ll then get a story of said product saying “guysssshhhhh I just can’t believe it! Little old me!? How did this all happen?? It’s mad guysssshhhh I never went looking for any of this!”
*insert faux gratitude to keep the ferals happy*
Off home to celebrate with a kebab and the kid in bed by 4 because she’s had enough of that for one day thank you very much!
She’s going to get dolled up in her finest ebayer polka dress, £1,000 channel boots that she “doesn’t have”. Inch is going to put on his best monogrammed 2 piece. She’ll wedge Ron into his tightest baby grow and bib.
Then they’re off to Home Bargains to loiter around the laundry aisle.
We’ll then get a story of said product saying “guysssshhhhh I just can’t believe it! Little old me!? How did this all happen?? It’s mad guysssshhhh I never went looking for any of this!”
*insert faux gratitude to keep the ferals happy*
Off home to celebrate with a kebab and the kid in bed by 4 because she’s had enough of that for one day thank you very much!
PickledOnion
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#WhereIsPolly
shadyessex33
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I’m absolutely living for yet another reveal being ruined! couldn’t of happened to a nicer person!
EDIT - She’s also in the Daily Star and Scottish Enquirer for her Zoflora fuck up! Today is a good day Tattlers!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/zoflora-warns-cleaning-fans-not-22619238
couldn’t of happened to a nicer person!EDIT - She’s also in the Daily Star and Scottish Enquirer for her Zoflora fuck up! Today is a good day Tattlers!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/zoflora-warns-cleaning-fans-not-22619238
shadyessex33
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Did anyone else feel really uncomfortable watching Inch’s story? She needs to grow the fuck up. She is like a little girl. He needs to stop enabling it and playing up for insta. It’s not funny or clever. You both just come across like a couple of pricks
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watermelon sugar
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I dont think we are all girlsWow you ladies move fast! I've had to actually do some work in my job today, had a nosey on my tea break, come back 6 pages behind and new thread
P.s some of you gals are hilarious, of course everyone is asking what's so funny? What? But I cant tell them its you trolls
I mean I have a minky but some may be scrub daddies 
mammaof3
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Thread suggested by @Dwj with 28 votes
“Sophie is knackered from being a wally, what tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?”
Last thread catch up
Sophie purchased a new Zoflora fragrance, to test if she liked it or not she poured some hot water into a glass jar, when it was pointed out here that this ‘hack ‘was from a fellow cleaning account she quickly added an acknowledgment tag. She left a message on this account then deleted it later.
The delusional army still thinks nothing of the dangers in doing this.
01/09/20 Ron helped with laundry. Bless him.
She went around the house showing off her #gifted prints, then added on a swipe up, all before 10.30am.
The windows were wiped down and an egg turmeric thing was served for lunch.
She went to a little beach themed shop and purchased a fish and a ship's wheel for BBF Stace.
Ron was treated to an hour in a Braintree garden centre soft play – he has not been anywhere due to lockdown apparently, the place was supposedly deserted. Ma was there.
Her haul from the shop was shown off, as usual, a lot of tat, including a colour in yourself fairy house for Ron’s veg patch (1 for her and 1 for vest)
Today she is knackered and her eyes are burning though lack of sleep.
She didn't use pastry for lunch but gave Ron a wrap instead.
and
Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For a giggle, a gif from her movie night with SS. Attempting a worm.
“Sophie is knackered from being a wally, what tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?”
Last thread catch up
Sophie purchased a new Zoflora fragrance, to test if she liked it or not she poured some hot water into a glass jar, when it was pointed out here that this ‘hack ‘was from a fellow cleaning account she quickly added an acknowledgment tag. She left a message on this account then deleted it later.
The delusional army still thinks nothing of the dangers in doing this.
01/09/20 Ron helped with laundry. Bless him.
She went around the house showing off her #gifted prints, then added on a swipe up, all before 10.30am.
The windows were wiped down and an egg turmeric thing was served for lunch.
She went to a little beach themed shop and purchased a fish and a ship's wheel for BBF Stace.
Ron was treated to an hour in a Braintree garden centre soft play – he has not been anywhere due to lockdown apparently, the place was supposedly deserted. Ma was there.
Her haul from the shop was shown off, as usual, a lot of tat, including a colour in yourself fairy house for Ron’s veg patch (1 for her and 1 for vest)
Today she is knackered and her eyes are burning though lack of sleep.
She didn't use pastry for lunch but gave Ron a wrap instead.
and
Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For a giggle, a gif from her movie night with SS. Attempting a worm.
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).
News
She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou
- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).
News
She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou
- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
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Dwj
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Wow I have finally made it guyyyyysssss.
Sings *this is my moment, this is my perficccccck moooooment wiiiith you*
I would like to thank amongst so many of you pastry loving guyyyysssss Astonishing, ShadyEssex, Mamaof3, Hollybush, Dipsydoodle, Ronnieblesshim, upyourshinch Pepsi, Boringsome, Doodle poodle, confusedmango, megan29220 and of course cheekycrackerlover. Thank you to all you tattlers. Because I couldn’t do it without you guyyyysssss. To all of you tattlers I wouldn’t be here without you and I promise to always take you with me as I continue on my journey. You all deserve so much and more. And more. The most. Thank you for letting me be me. Don’t give up guysssss. Your dreams can really come true. How did this happen to me? I’m just a girl who buys an industrial cleaning trolley for me house.
I just LOVE it guys. LOVE IT. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOOOOVVVVVEEEE ITTTTTTT.
MUMMAZ. All the vest hope that helps x
Ps can I please please have the ability to post pictures again? I’m being good I promise!
Sings *this is my moment, this is my perficccccck moooooment wiiiith you*
I would like to thank amongst so many of you pastry loving guyyyysssss Astonishing, ShadyEssex, Mamaof3, Hollybush, Dipsydoodle, Ronnieblesshim, upyourshinch Pepsi, Boringsome, Doodle poodle, confusedmango, megan29220 and of course cheekycrackerlover. Thank you to all you tattlers. Because I couldn’t do it without you guyyyysssss. To all of you tattlers I wouldn’t be here without you and I promise to always take you with me as I continue on my journey. You all deserve so much and more. And more. The most. Thank you for letting me be me. Don’t give up guysssss. Your dreams can really come true. How did this happen to me? I’m just a girl who buys an industrial cleaning trolley for me house.
I just LOVE it guys. LOVE IT. I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOOOOVVVVVEEEE ITTTTTTT.
MUMMAZ. All the vest hope that helps x
Ps can I please please have the ability to post pictures again? I’m being good I promise!
Curtaintwitcher45
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In regards to people saying they can’t slate her for cooking for him
I think the problem is it just comes across as so fake. Yes she makes all these elaborate meals but on his birthday board it said his favourite meal was burgers. He’s never been given burgers on camera before and then when Freda gave him the crisps. She normally hides any normal food he’s ever given and makes out he lives on these fancy meals.
It probably makes other mums feel like shit which it shouldn’t, I get that BUT it’s the fact that she pretends he doesn’t get normal foods that normal mums give their kids. It’s all so fake and completely unachievable for the majority of her fans (who are young and don’t have a lot of money)
She also never shows what he gets for his tea time meal which is most likely a pouch but she keeps that secret. She’s just putting this facade up that she’s super mum which again will make her fans feel like they’re not good enough but it’s all false! Very damaging
I think the problem is it just comes across as so fake. Yes she makes all these elaborate meals but on his birthday board it said his favourite meal was burgers. He’s never been given burgers on camera before and then when Freda gave him the crisps. She normally hides any normal food he’s ever given and makes out he lives on these fancy meals.
It probably makes other mums feel like shit which it shouldn’t, I get that BUT it’s the fact that she pretends he doesn’t get normal foods that normal mums give their kids. It’s all so fake and completely unachievable for the majority of her fans (who are young and don’t have a lot of money)
She also never shows what he gets for his tea time meal which is most likely a pouch but she keeps that secret. She’s just putting this facade up that she’s super mum which again will make her fans feel like they’re not good enough but it’s all false! Very damaging
