Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

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“Sophie is knackered from being a wally, what tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?”

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Sophie purchased a new Zoflora fragrance, to test if she liked it or not she poured some hot water into a glass jar, when it was pointed out here that this ‘hack ‘was from a fellow cleaning account she quickly added an acknowledgment tag. She left a message on this account then deleted it later.
The delusional army still thinks nothing of the dangers in doing this.
01/09/20 Ron helped with laundry. Bless him.
She went around the house showing off her #gifted prints, then added on a swipe up, all before 10.30am.
The windows were wiped down and an egg turmeric thing was served for lunch.
She went to a little beach themed shop and purchased a fish and a ship's wheel for BBF Stace.
Ron was treated to an hour in a Braintree garden centre soft play – he has not been anywhere due to lockdown apparently, the place was supposedly deserted. Ma was there.
Her haul from the shop was shown off, as usual, a lot of tat, including a colour in yourself fairy house for Ron’s veg patch (1 for her and 1 for vest)
Today she is knackered and her eyes are burning though lack of sleep.
She didn't use pastry for lunch but gave Ron a wrap instead.
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Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.


BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
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For a giggle, a gif from her movie night with SS. Attempting a worm.



For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
 
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She is going to dry up one day ( soon I hope) she has done all her cleaning hacks, infact barely cleans atal now. Shes had the wedding, done the extension. The Nigela attempts will drop off soon too... Back to a half head of highlights and a perm every day for the dosh soon?
 
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Oh bored of the first bump now is that gonna be her new every day bollocks it’s cute to show like once not every day
 
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Can i just say the attempt at “trolling us witht he pastry” backfired a bit considering 1- hinch you have the pastry in your fridge and are going to use it tomorrow, so not exactly taking a long break from the stuff and 2- instead you made your infant a fried quesadilla with 2 different types of cheese in it. We know you have a terribly unhealthy diet, but why must Ron as well? Where are the homecooked chillies, spag bols, baked chicken breasts etc? Everyday its either Wrapped in pastry, fried in a pan, and or loaded with cheese.
 
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In regards to people saying they can’t slate her for cooking for him

I think the problem is it just comes across as so fake. Yes she makes all these elaborate meals but on his birthday board it said his favourite meal was burgers. He’s never been given burgers on camera before and then when Freda gave him the crisps. She normally hides any normal food he’s ever given and makes out he lives on these fancy meals.
It probably makes other mums feel like tit which it shouldn’t, I get that BUT it’s the fact that she pretends he doesn’t get normal foods that normal mums give their kids. It’s all so fake and completely unachievable for the majority of her fans (who are young and don’t have a lot of money)
She also never shows what he gets for his tea time meal which is most likely a pouch but she keeps that secret. She’s just putting this facade up that she’s super mum which again will make her fans feel like they’re not good enough but it’s all false! Very damaging
 
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Can i just say the attempt at “trolling us witht he pastry” backfired a bit considering 1- hinch you have the pastry in your fridge and are going to use it tomorrow, so not exactly taking a long break from the stuff and 2- instead you made your infant a fried quesadilla with 2 different types of cheese in it. We know you have a terribly unhealthy diet, but why must Ron as well? Where are the homecooked chillies, spag bols, baked chicken breasts etc? Everyday its either Wrapped in pastry, fried in a pan, and or loaded with cheese.
And she never shows evening meals does she? MacDonald and KFC?
 
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Why does she have to shout at Ronnie like that? Saying woop woop - all the best. Sarcastic, passive aggressive mare. Never hear her saying - good boy or clever boy to him 😞. He always looks anxious and quite detached. Poor little boy. She speaks to Humungous Henry more lovingly
 
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Why does she have to shout at Ronnie like that? Saying woop woop - all the best. Sarcastic, passive aggressive mare. Never hear her saying - good boy or clever boy to him 😞. He always looks anxious and quite detached. Poor little boy. She speaks to Humungous Henry more lovingly
I agree. It’s such a weird way to talk to your child.

Thread suggested by @Dwj with 28 votes
“Sophie is knackered from being a wally, what tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?”

Last thread catch up

Sophie purchased a new Zoflora fragrance, to test if she liked it or not she poured some hot water into a glass jar, when it was pointed out here that this ‘hack ‘was from a fellow cleaning account she quickly added an acknowledgment tag. She left a message on this account then deleted it later.
The delusional army still thinks nothing of the dangers in doing this.
01/09/20 Ron helped with laundry. Bless him.
She went around the house showing off her #gifted prints, then added on a swipe up, all before 10.30am.
The windows were wiped down and an egg turmeric thing was served for lunch.
She went to a little beach themed shop and purchased a fish and a ship's wheel for BBF Stace.
Ron was treated to an hour in a Braintree garden centre soft play – he has not been anywhere due to lockdown apparently, the place was supposedly deserted. Ma was there.
Her haul from the shop was shown off, as usual, a lot of tat, including a colour in yourself fairy house for Ron’s veg patch (1 for her and 1 for vest)
Today she is knackered and her eyes are burning though lack of sleep.
She didn't use pastry for lunch but gave Ron a wrap instead.
and
Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.


BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
View attachment 230751

She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
View attachment 230752


For a giggle, a gif from her movie night with SS. Attempting a worm.



For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
Omg she looks like she needs an exorcism.
 
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I’m actually disgusted in Mrs Hinch, that quesadilla didn’t have any tumeric in it! POOR RONNIE.
 
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Absolutely pissing at her comments about pastry trolls. She's so damn hilarious. I'm crying. I love it 😶😐
 
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Don't tell him not to do something then clap and whoop him. Mixed signals or what.

I quite like being a pastry troll, its a step up from a normal troll
 
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Why are all of Ronnies clothes too small for him?
Because she only dresses him in the freebie clothes shes been gifted. Ron is Bigger than average for his age and so all the clothes she is sent for his age bracket dont fit him.
And she never shows evening meals does she? MacDonald and KFC?
she never does!! It must be takeaways or leftover monstrosities from lunch. Im surprised her whole family isn’t anemic with the lack of fresh meat / fish. Its always buttery pastry and cheese. No wonder Vestie and RonRoo always look so shiny and bloated, their diet is just full of fat.
 
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Because she only dresses him in the freebie clothes shes been gifted. Ron is Bigger than average for his age and so all

she never does!! It must be takeaways or leftover monstrosities from lunch. Im surprised her whole family isn’t anemic with the lack of fresh meat / fish. Its always buttery pastry and cheese. No wonder Vestie and RonRoo always look so shiny and bloated, their diet is just full of fat.
Now you’ve said that I honestly can’t remember the last time she cooked a meal for her, Vest or Ronnie that contained fresh meat, no pastry and no cheese or cream or philly.......
 
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I don’t know if anyone else noticed, but it did sound like she had prompted vestlife to say all the best with her on that last story, almost as if she was trying to be funny. As others have said, it’s just such a weird way to talk to her child, it really is. At least we know jaymeh is not out for the day; how on earth would she have coped?
 
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