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“Sophie is knackered from being a wally, what tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?”
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Sophie purchased a new Zoflora fragrance, to test if she liked it or not she poured some hot water into a glass jar, when it was pointed out here that this ‘hack ‘was from a fellow cleaning account she quickly added an acknowledgment tag. She left a message on this account then deleted it later.
The delusional army still thinks nothing of the dangers in doing this.
01/09/20 Ron helped with laundry. Bless him.
She went around the house showing off her #gifted prints, then added on a swipe up, all before 10.30am.
The windows were wiped down and an egg turmeric thing was served for lunch.
She went to a little beach themed shop and purchased a fish and a ship's wheel for BBF Stace.
Ron was treated to an hour in a Braintree garden centre soft play – he has not been anywhere due to lockdown apparently, the place was supposedly deserted. Ma was there.
Her haul from the shop was shown off, as usual, a lot of tat, including a colour in yourself fairy house for Ron’s veg patch (1 for her and 1 for vest)
Today she is knackered and her eyes are burning though lack of sleep.
She didn't use pastry for lunch but gave Ron a wrap instead.
and
Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For a giggle, a gif from her movie night with SS. Attempting a worm.
“Sophie is knackered from being a wally, what tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?”
Last thread catch up
Sophie purchased a new Zoflora fragrance, to test if she liked it or not she poured some hot water into a glass jar, when it was pointed out here that this ‘hack ‘was from a fellow cleaning account she quickly added an acknowledgment tag. She left a message on this account then deleted it later.
The delusional army still thinks nothing of the dangers in doing this.
01/09/20 Ron helped with laundry. Bless him.
She went around the house showing off her #gifted prints, then added on a swipe up, all before 10.30am.
The windows were wiped down and an egg turmeric thing was served for lunch.
She went to a little beach themed shop and purchased a fish and a ship's wheel for BBF Stace.
Ron was treated to an hour in a Braintree garden centre soft play – he has not been anywhere due to lockdown apparently, the place was supposedly deserted. Ma was there.
Her haul from the shop was shown off, as usual, a lot of tat, including a colour in yourself fairy house for Ron’s veg patch (1 for her and 1 for vest)
Today she is knackered and her eyes are burning though lack of sleep.
She didn't use pastry for lunch but gave Ron a wrap instead.
and
Sophie does not have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
For a giggle, a gif from her movie night with SS. Attempting a worm.
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).
News
She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou
- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).
News
She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.
Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou
- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
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although what a brilliant plot twist that would be 
. He always looks anxious and quite detached. Poor little boy. She speaks to Humungous Henry more lovingly
It’s appreciated!
