Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

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Pepsi

Meanwhile back in the garage Polly the trolley has settled into life in exile.

Polly -- What you in for mate?

Old sofa --- Well I was set up wasn’t I, Old Inch lost his testicles a while back and Hinch blamed me, said they were down behind one of me cushions so she shoved me in ‘ere.
Stitched me up good an proper she did. Inch still comes in ‘er sometimes to look for them but I reckon she's got ‘em preserved in a jar of undiluted Spring Awakening Zoflora.
Im biding me time, hear old Ma Barker is looking for some new seating for her lockdown kitchen, good going over with Febreeze and I'm up for a transfer. ATV

Polly --- actually I was talking to the freezer.

Freezer -- I'm in it for the long haul dear, practically stuffed with Justrol pastry, can I interest you in a Crescent Croissant?

Old Sofa --- shut up you old tart.

Polly --- for fecks sake, I’M A CLEANER, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
 
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Justanorthernlass

Justanorthernlass

I'm Kate to the party guyzzzz. But didn't someone on here say it was going to be called rose wonderland or long them lines
 
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Dickydoo123

Dickydoo123

shadyessex33 said:
It’s a pretty dress. The 9 inch roots ruin it for me though 😂
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Hairdresser: what look are we going for today Soph?
Hinch: can you make it look like your shop has been on another 6 month lock down?
Hairdresser: 9inch roots and rats tails?
Hinch: Lav iiiittt
 
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Miss Loves-to-gossip

Miss Loves-to-gossip

Pandoraspalace said:
I totally agree, it’s major advertising point Was that it was an all in one so no need for softener, not sure if people can remember the teenage boy going to the shops and buying bold and saving money as he didn’t need to but softener too, it’s simply a money maker that they have jumped on! It’s all about money
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I always wonder why she has to constantly spray the beds in Febreze if it’s already been washed in such amazing products 🤔
 
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Comewhinewithme

CrazyCatLady2791 said:
Well I am now converted to using Marks and Spencer’s household products, cruelty free and reasonably priced! Won’t be buying anything she promotes, makes out she’s an animal lover yet agrees to work with companies testing on them. All she cares about is herself
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Same their washing up liquid is like 50p and its brill.
 
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Anotherwantsamoan

I'm sorry but to me she is the worst person to promote a product, all you ever get from her is "I jist love it guys!" How can any company be happy with that?

And I can just see her stories today now, endless reposts of her sheep buying the new product 🤢🤢
 
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SuzyE

SuzyE

And l still won't be buying P&G animal testing crap!.

I'm seriously wondering if these followers of hers have no 'real' friends, because getting all hyped up like they do isn't normal when you don't know a person properly....Weirdos! 🤪
 
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rosalierae

rosalierae

Savitar said:
Apologies for the rant but she completely frustrates me! I can’t think of anyone more selfish than her on social media. I have a son the same age as Ron so I’ve been following her but I just end up disliking her more by the day. She has a huge platform to support struggling first time mothers but all she wants to show is her supposedly perfect life. Firstly, she promoted the Tommee Tippee prep machine which is used to feed her baby formula. She never mentioned if she tried to breastfeed and if she did, why not talk about it? So many first time mothers want to give the best start in life to their babies and breast milk is the best thing to give. If she struggled, her talking about it would have helped so many. Encouraging people to buy the machine just influences new mothers to not breastfeed or set them to fail. Another issue I have with her is why does she have to force her hobbies on her child? Why does she want him to be domesticated at a year old by giving him a toy kitchen and cleaning trolley?! Why doesn’t she let him share Jamie’s football hobby like any toddler and kick or throw a ball around? Another worry is a rather delicate one but does anyone notice that Ron has a weird shaped head? She has never talked about it and it’s very common which still worries a lot of new mothers, me being one of them. With his head being oddly shaped has she seen a specialist? What if he needs to wear a helmet to correct it? I’m sure she would be more concerned about a helmet ruining her pictures and videos. And lastly, she needs to stop using talcum powder on her poor child. Does she not know it is linked to cancer?! I understand that her IG account is her livelihood but she needs to stop putting herself first now. Rant over. For now.
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I fully agree with everything you said. The bf / perfect prep thing always fucked me off but I never mentioned it for fear of the FED IS BEST brigade. Feed ya kid how you want but if you have a massive platform of vulnerable mums you have a responsibility what you put out there whether you like it or not. I’m not here to discuss or start a bf debate btw so don’t @ me tattle bastards cos I love ya! But yeah aside from that, rOnNiEs head needs looking at and I’ve said before I bet hinch has read it on here and thinks ‘nah I won’t do that because the tattle cuntz say I should’ when in actual fact she should be her child’s advocate above all. I can imagine it because of what a pathetic selfish narcissist she has proven to be
 
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