Called in at Nanny and Grandad 's for an hour? When Soph? Did Jamie get changed into yesterday's clothes for this family outing? I understand you might have needed to change Ronnie but I highly doubt Jamie has shat in his Calvin Klein boxers now has he? Did you happen to push Ronnie's walker all the way to Nanny's house? Just with your joint pains I can't imagine you did? Did Jamie push it? Or does it stay permanently at your mother's? Did you take all of the leftover birthday cake to your mother's as well? I mean there's no way you had any more than 3 guests is there so I'm guessing you've put the leftovers in their out kitchen?
I'm so happy that you managed to get yourself to your little dentist on time. It must be such a stressful situation for you to have to get up so early with your child, give him 5 breakfasts before lunch, spring clean and disinfect everything downstairs, put together a montage of " birthday bits" make Jamie look like a dickhead, have a panic on about where you'll park, whether your phone is charged, and if you've got enough diesel before you even set off! I just can't help wondering why you didn't know where to park if your little dentist is the one you've used for a long time......Surely by now you know your usual car park and the alternatives? The best way to check if you have enough fuel Soph, is of course to look at the gauge. In my experience that's the best indicator and if you think you need more fuel, leave the house a little earlier than you planned to go to the garage. Works every time Soph! As for whether you need a coat or not...again in my experience it's worth looking at a weather forecast or even just looking out of the window to get a basic grasp of the weather. Maldon I understand has its own sun which permanently delivers temperatures of at least 23 degrees and skies are always blue so you should be ok.
Ronnieyourworldyourprideyourtuftersyourhandsomebirthdaymanz spends the majority of his days asleep Soph so I don't think you need to worry about him being awake at your little dentist 's
Hope that helps if that makes sense?
All the vest
I really hope she sees what I’ve been saying and actually realises how much the people in our community fucking detest her and her fake fucking life.
wonder if they went to her mum and dads yesterday for Fathers Day and she’s passing stuff off as today.
