Mrs Hinch #16 is barmy, just like her army, reading Tattle & doing her prattle

[Frankensooze]

No im not, i dont know who she is. My dog is called oscar, my cat is called molly

If you could confirm your mother's maiden name, and the three digit security code on the back of your card please.

 

[Fickledipped19]

After seeing someone post here earlier about hiding the Hinch tags in home bargains, I called in one on my way home from work & done the same! childish but I thought it was funny.

I didn’t go in solely to do that, I went in for coffee & bubble bath!

 

[Sunnyshine]

I’m not sure if anyone’s seen this, it was posted on the we love Hinch group a few months ago. Pretty sure that’s Mr Hinch hard to tell for sure because he’s not wearing a black t shirt.

 

[ATB Shoppers]

I just can’t good old trusty zoflo has probably rotted/melted her seal

 

[raynorxo]

Guys and gals , are we going to take bets on when the swipe up will be so kindly shared for all hinchers asking (no one ) where that gorgeous (horrid) laundry bag can be bought ?! The off white one that looked like she ran it up on her Sylvanian dolls house sewing machine and got Trace Lou nails (porn star nails) to stick on crystals to give it that Essex chic (shit) touch of glamour . She’s such a cheeky little ebayer isn’t she , she’s so hilarious how her little shopping habit is funny , so cute how she wants to share her quirky finds (suck every last breath out of you and bleed you dry) she’s the like , best friend (evil witch who will drop you like a sack of shit when you have no money left) everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[raynorxo]

Gueeeyyyyyys the reason she’s grown handsomes mans hair is obvious now , she’s doing her own Dulux (#) ad and the real Dulux dog is off busy filming tv adverts for B&Q new spring hinch range ( matte grey darker matte grey , the new grey grey the darkest darker dark grey and grey is the new black grey) colour chart , so handsomes has you done a poo poo for mommas is the stunt dog for her mini paint pot stories ( I always keep these pots to cover marks even though this particular pot was only released yesterday ) , she will be getting a personalised one soon guys filled with her make up so she can apply her 17 layers on bronzer hilighter foundation and blush in quick time inbetween book signings , local supermarket (Morrison’s) trips and coaxing the poor pigeon who couldn’t fit in the bird house onto the even more ridiculous friggen bird swing ( which is on sale in Lidl don’t swipe her swipe guys she’s ripping you off) shenanigans.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Marie Kondo is a calm spiritual woman ; elegant, intelligent with an air of sophistication.

Hinch is anything but and Marie Kondo would *never* collaborate with a money grabbing , selfish arsehole who does not spark joy in any way, shape or form.

 

[Tibbsy84]

I spoke to someone last night, who was furious with she who shall not be named. Basically she asked for “other “ ways to do the stairs without having to get the hoover out. This lady told her about the “squeegeeing” that she does and this was in June last year.. low and behold.... apparently she spent a good few months on Facebook doing this... to quite a few people . I was also told she had been bought a PR package as an early wedding present from Jamie , (6 months ) early as she had previously upto 6 different Instagram accounts that she had been trying to make big, one being hair, and according to my source She got ripped to bits by a few haircuts she put on there and hence never posted any again. So maybe that’s why poor Henry is better off at a groomers anyways, more lies coming to light with each day, I had quite a few ladies message me last night saying “ I’m so glad your not a hincher” and had several chats... the storms brewing

 

[Zofloramate]

these are like minkys, £1.99 for a pack of 3 in b&m, they wash well too. Stick your £7.47 'minkeh!

 

[Stubborngoat]

I had my first child in May last year and suffered from postnatal depression. I quickly fell under her spell and felt like a failure because I couldn't keep up with her beautiful clean home and the amount of stuff she was saying to buy. Whilst everyone was messaging her telling her how much she had helped their mental health, I felt like the only one in the country who she hadn't helped. The complete opposite in fact! I do believe she helped contribute to a severe decline in my mental health and I've never been able to say so until now. I eventually ended up in hospital and am only now seeing her true colours after entering the real world again....you know, spending time with my baby, getting back to work, enjoying the weekend and I pay someone else to clean. I'm not getting back into that shit again.

 

[GossWhore]

Don't care if this has been discussed

But I'm DISGUSTED

 

[coffeequeen]

Hi all! I’m new here, I’ve been spending the past couple of days reading through all the threads, after googling “Mrs Hinch lies” because I felt like something was off. Hoooooo was I right! I wasn’t a “Hincher” but I did like her stories and bought more cleaning products to feel ‘adequate’. I even preordered a copy of her book. Which I cancelled yesterday, thank God. I have seen the light. I unsubscribed from her yesterday after a discussion with one of her loyal followers who said, and I quote “I don’t care if she lied”. A small part of me died and I noped out of there.
Anyway it’s been great reading all your posts and I cannot wait to see her exposed for the fraud that she is!!!

 

[Sick of the bs]

Omg just tried to access minky website to see how much the trio of fanny pads are and the silly bastards have crashed the site in their desperation to buy 3 cleaning pads. I need all the hinchers to be rounded up and shipped off to hinchland - I cannot share their lavender scented air for a single second more.

 

[disneys]

Hello

Im guessing influencers can charge more if they have a larger following but what happens if, say for example, you had 2.2 million followers, got paid for doing the ads etc then it turned out you only actually had, say 200k followers because you had been buying followers

We use programmes to determine if people have bought followers or not! Mrs Hinch does have a genuine following, she hasn’t bought followers! Everyone will have some bots following them on Instagram because there are SO MANY, but we make sure to do our checks on influencers before we pay them in any way! We don’t think you should be rewarded for cheating your way to the top!

I actually ran checks on cleanwithme20 on Insta and he’s bought 10,000 followers. I put this on the cleaning instagrammers thread and I got abused for even suggesting it but buying followers is VERY common sadly!

Mrs Hinch would howl at the idea that a brand could get on her stories for less than 7k.

I wouldn't be surprised if her fee for 3 stories and a feed post is in excess of 100k these days. If you think an AD during Hollyoaks is 15-20k you can see why people would pay her crazy amounts for her targeted followers.

She's in the dream position of being in bed with P&G with regular and constant work from them.

When she just does an affiliate link with AD she might "only" be making a grand or two from dropping all the eBay cookies and hoovering up the referral money.

You’re bang on with those figures! As I said, £7k is the highest we’ve paid anyone individually but Mrs Hinch’s fees surpassed what we’d pay 10-12 separate people.

 

[Thunderstruck1]

Haha I got blocked from the we love Mrs Hinch group, someone asked why hinchers had to go through swipe ups and I informed them it was due to commission/sales etc and just gone on to have a look and I’ve been deleted and blocked
I was only in there 3 days

 

[KawaiiAF]

So she's had a whole week to open her gifts from her 'beloved' Hinchers and she didn't bother!

How could she NOT?!

I'd be so keen to open them on Sunday!! I couldn't have waited until Monday even.

Not only that but I would be aware they would be waiting (im)patiently. I bet a lot of work went into them, and I bet people bought her really expensive things. If there were addresses I'd write thank you cards, it takes a minute and they'd have that by now. And I'd show my favourites (as much as possible) to say thank you!

Yet she's been at home all week, opening ebayers and advertising them as swipe ups instead. She's been out putting bird food out and staring at the fence and sharing someone who can transform the abyss under her stairs into another abyss.

She even had time to take Henry for a groom, and that is really way down on her list of priorities.

I'm actually shocked about that. Bloody hell! Poor Hinchers

 

[kenzik25]

Ooh and this came up on a story I watched earlier! Minkeh print. Really?!

 

[Zofloramate]

LIAR! This is from little home birds stories. Does anyone remember a while back when she had a big rant aimed at hinch about buying followers etc? I wonder why she's changed her tune so much? Wonder if hinches management contacted her about it or something, this just seems really strange.

 

[Frankensooze]

Marie Kondo will never ever befriend the Hinch. They have opposing views on life. A storage unit and garage filled with stuff she doesn't need, in Kondo world that all goes.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Need to catch up, where did ‘Oliva’ go? No idea if she or Sharky are genuine but was a bit of a coincidence Oliva turning up just as the tweets were mentioned, if I start talking about Jason Momoa, will he turn up too?