Awww she's having a bit of a low day! My heart fucking breaks!
Why's that then Soph? Has the enormity of the situation dawned on you along with the severity and overwhelming crisis the country and indeed the world is in?
Or are you struggling with the reality of not being able to trawl around the shops day after day, throwing your endless supply of money away on absolute tat?
Can't go to Costa for a "hot choc" can't go to the garden centre for a "jac pot" which we all know cure your anxiety in minutes, along with a gaze at a wedding photo or two.
I'd like to think it's the reality of the terrifying pandemic that's making you feel low but it's not is it? When will you realise that this is your reality and it will be for a long time?Do you really think the world will be a more beautiful place when this is over?
It will be a world we don't recognize, with thousands upon thousands of people dead, thousands of people without a job, lives changed forever and never going back to what they were.
You'll be ok though right? Because Home Bargains will open up again and your world will be just fine.
You are without a shadow of any doubt the most hideous and disgusting creature ever to walk on earth.