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calmyourritas

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I’ve just seen that two of my friends (who I introduced) have been together tonight at one of their houses. I don’t know why I’m bothered because I know I said I wanted to stay in but it’s really upset me. I would have actually gone as well because I had done my hair/makeup today and Mr R is on nights tonight so I’ve been on my own 😞😞
 
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MensaBarbie1985

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Oh. Fuck. My. Life

the ex’s girlfriend is 20 weeks pregnant… so in the same week they met and I was also staying at his

wow 😯
 
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keylimepie

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new year around the corner…. So a good time to reflect…. What’s been your FBC highlight of the year?
There’s so much to choose from…….
@Geraldine.20.jobs and her gravy
@MrsGrealish, @jflurker93 and @nellyloz123 smut fics
@kria and her wtf gif
@Chani10 and her fashion advice
@PunkRocker and @Scuffed with the Tom Hardy gif off
@irishgal2013 and her sleuthing
There’s so much. Also meeting some fantastic people who really help each other out when we are having a shit day ❤
Oh and also a certain person I found via Mason but I won’t mention him because I can’t handle the nephew vibes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Smca53

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Festive thread title by @jflurker93 👏

Recap:

⚽ It’s Christmas, we got a bit emotional again about how we’re the greatest group ever - it happens 🥰

⚽ @jflurker93 ’s outstanding 12 Days of Christmas fic came to an end. Thanks for sharing your work with us, it certainly cheered up my December 💙

⚽ @cherryshade123 ’s equally outstanding (perhaps in a different sense) advent calendar also came to an end. Thanks for sharing your work with us, it certainly put me off a number of foods but gave us a lot of laughs 💕

⚽ Petition for @StephenTJackson to just rewrite ever song to make it more dick-centred👏

⚽ Mason Twitch streamed with kids, playing Nintendo games, to fundraiser for Together for Short Lives. We melted. We want to marry him and have his children. The man is perfect in every way 🥵😪

⚽ Mason DANCED. We DIED. That is all.

⚽ Chelsea treated us to lots of Mason content, including a video with Big Rom and Betts, all sitting on bean bags. Lots of Mase thigh content 🥵 we went feral. There was some Mason nose slander from the guys in the video - don’t worry Mase we are all utterly desperate to take a seat 👃

⚽ It’s content day game day tomorrow! Fingers crossed it’s raining in Birmingham…

⚽ So much family Christmas content, thanks Mase🥺💙

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⚽ We continued to educate each other on languages and provide travel tips - honestly this thread has it all, who said we were just thirsters

⚽ @keylimepie is on her way to officially becoming Mrs Wood 👰 ;)

⚽ The Polaroid camera keeps coming up. You know what we want, Mase… I for one hope he’s read the smut 🥵

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⚽ We’ve already started planning for Mason’s 23rd birthday. Additional suggestions welcome before the big day

⚽ I’ve decided Mason can pull off ANY item of clothing and I WONT hear any differently (looking at you @Chani10)

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⚽ No words necessary (thanks @Geexoxo):

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⚽ Thanks for the Christmas drop in @butterfingers however a real Christmas present would be some new additional information? On behalf of @jflurker93 I’d like to ask what Mason’s alcoholic drink of choice is, thanks in advance. You’d make her year, nevermind her Christmas.

⚽ He wins the Cutest Uncle award, all day every day

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And with that, thread 64 begins. I’d like to take this opportunity to confirm that Mason is 64 Tattle threads fit 🥵

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nellyloz123

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Evening all ❤ I took my nanna out for dinner. She put on her best dress for our date she’s just too cute 🥰 how stunning is that food 😍😍😍
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keylimepie

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Zara update: I’ve just woken up for a mega nap. Managed to eat my Christmas dinner and catching up on these beautiful photos 🥰🥰🥰 Oh Mase ❤❤❤
 
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Geexoxo

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hope you can all attend!

please bring this as proof of invitation! Use code word FBC at the doors to be escorted to the VIP area! After party will be held at WYLD
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Rodney2208

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Evening All! I’ve finally escaped, I’m back in my own house, hundreds of miles away from all family 🙌🏻🥂
Good news is that I got out of having to visit my godchildren, bad news is the dog is still throwing up and seems to be on hunger strike, fun vets trip tomorrow… 💸💸
Hilarious moment on the drive back, NDubs came on the radio, Mr R#2 turns to me and says “did you ever see that Dappy photo, he has an actual third leg”
I actually cried with laughter 🤣
 
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jflurker93

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Sorry I’ve been absent for the heart to hearts I’ve been stuck on tumblr.

My fave moments:
1. Joining way back on thread 7 thinking THESE ARE MY PEOPLE
2. KLP’s tramadol dreams
3. Getting married to Lukey and becoming a shepherdess
4. Making my memes 🥰
5. Having @MrsGrealish & @nellyloz123 inspire me to start writing again (I never wrote smut but I used to write years ago).
6. Brother Fuckers
7. Mason’s hat-trick day
8.The dodgy tik toks that make me lose my mind being southgates daughter, ben and sashays sister and having a headless mom.
9. Making friends with the craziest bitches on tattle but I love you all for it 🥰
10. Clarifying that Mason has big socks as when I first joined I thought they were small.
 
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MrsGrealish

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Why are men such childish pricks!!

Stupid ex acting all butthurt because the teenager has decided not to spend time with him this year at new years.

Try actually making an effort with your daughter and maybe she would, Cuntychops.
 
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MensaBarbie1985

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Evening all…

PCR was negative! 🎉 still feeling a little ropey but don’t have time for all that…

well I have been the perfect Stepford wife today and have cleaned my bathroom and staircase and cooked more soup, a chilli, a bolognese, a lasagne, a cottage pie and some chicken stew 🍲

currently sat in the bath with a pomegranate gin cocktail 🍸

hope you’re all well ❤

in another news mr cross trainer has gone awfully quiet over the festive period… time for a thirst trap methinks 🤔
 
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jflurker93

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The family arse discussing the several girls my brothers is, servicing.

They’re saying ew apparently she licks his bumhole and one of them likes being strangled.

 
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