Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Its_Me]

Tom and April went off to the toilet … sniff sniff

 

[malibu skies]

You know that scene in Love Actually when Colin Firth’s partner is too ill to go to the wedding and she’s actually getting another bloke round? That’s the vibe I’m getting from April

 

[Jt2020]

Kwame just admit you don’t fancy her

 

[Zulkraa]

Kasia is being beyond thirsty!

 

[LaBlonde]

You know that Kasia is going to use yes week to get some serious chocolate

honestly, kasia and her epic quest to just get laid is the thing i’m most invested in this series

 

[iieee]

The problem with Thomas and Adrian is they both have a point but they just fling insults at each other instead of putting the point across. Great TV but not sensing any love there.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Oh look at Adrian!

 

[Diagnosis123]

He shoots, he scores

 

[gummy-bear]

Why the fuck is Thomas wearing a beanie and those sunglasses lmao. Is he hanging out his arse?

He’s honestly exhausting to be around

 

[noseybirdxo]

Jess reminds me of Morag

 

[Diagnosis123]

Hoping for plenty of Randy Richie tonight . Not a grey hair in sight and a powerful set of hips. Is he growing on anyone else?

 

[Kas01980]

Note to producers: Don't EVER pair a vegan with a non vegan again !!

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I like the way the ixperts said before 'oooh maybe Lara having a lot of experience and Richie having none is a problem' like they didn't fucking match them.

Tornado Thomas, pound shop Cyclone Cyrell.

 

[crispycrunch]

Jess is just a walking sexual health swab.

She looks like she's got a sweaty fanny

 

[Aussie]

If she doesn't fancy him or want to develop further than friends, they shouldn't stay

 

[LaBlonde]

I could not live with Thomas

i couldn’t spend two minutes in the flat next door to him, let alone live with him

 

[Miss Begotten]

Oh bless Adrian, he thinks he’s found his balls. Little does he know Thomas is about to put them on to boil at Gas mark 5. When he works out how to turn the oven on.

 

[gummy-bear]

Whitney coming in with the notepad hahahahahaha this ain’t a bedside story you cunt. Also she’s done nothing but be cruel to him and expects him to protect her. She’s mental

 

[crispycrunch]

Wishop doesn't clean under his foreskin pass it on

Bet his pubes are really long and curly and his cock smells of piss

 

[aimzalicious]

10 minutes to go

Snog
Marry
Avoid


Ritchie
Thomas
Kwame

I'd rather slide down a banister of razor blades and land in a pool of lemon water than answer this