Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

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I was just thinking about how erotic a huge pink blancmange would be, and then her arse split!!
 
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I admire Lara tbh. She’s voiced that it’s not working but she’s really trying hard to see if it can work. I would have run away ages ago with that cringe
 
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Haha kasia getting desperate now. If it was a man asking to get naked on yes day. It been seen In a very different way
 
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I’M SCREAMING

Thinking she’s sexy whilst looking like a Richmond sausage dancing around the kitchen and then her booty popping out 😂 it’s giving slutty Mr Blobby
 
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Kaisha you have proven me wrong. You showing yer hole there was way funnier than you breaking the 4th wall at your wedding night 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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My theory is that Kwame has a tiny dick so he’s waiting for Kasia to fall in love with him so that when they eventually duck and she realises it’s tiny, she’ll be less likely to leave him.
That, and he doesn’t fancy her
 
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I'm feeling second hand embarrassment with Kaisha's mission to get laid 😳
 
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