Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Its_Me]

Chanita is so pure, she seems like she doesn’t have a bad bone in her body. I love her

 

[Jt2020]

I’m sorry but why is NO ONE holding Whitney accountable for her god AWFUL behaviour this whole time?! Why is Duka taking all the blame for this?!

 

[Bluewolf]

That’s actually really mean spirited to put someone through their worst fear for kicks

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Kasia's just ordered a bucket of rohypnol off Amazon Prime.
Here kwams, sniff this cloth hun.

 

[joibly]

My theory is that Kwame has a tiny dick so he’s waiting for Kasia to fall in love with him so that when they eventually fuck and she realises it’s tiny, she’ll be less likely to leave him.
That, and he doesn’t fancy her

 

[Diagnosis123]

Jess over here starring in her own Pantene advert

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

Kasia dropping subtle hints about what she’s after

 

[Jt2020]

I really hope Pjay respects himself enough to write Leave tomorrow because he deserves way better than Jess

 

[under the ivy]

Kasia’s a pound shop Lizzo

 

[J2607]

I can’t take her seriously with her fucking gloves

 

[Tobodee]

See, if I basically begged a man for sex, when it happened I couldn’t enjoy it cos surely you’d be too self conscious knowing he’s only doing it cos you’d begged him?????

 

[Miss Begotten]

You know that Kasia is going to use yes week to get some serious chocolate

 

[Princess of Scots]

In other words Wishop is a shit shag

 

[aimzalicious]

Does anyone have a video of her ripping the dress? I searched tik tok but people ain't quick enough for me. This is group chat sort of material help a gal out!

I don't have the video but just wanted to say I refer to this thread as a "group chat" to friends and colleagues all the time! I do it because I cba to explain Tattle to people

I'm always like I have to be on the group chat in time for MAFS otherwise there'll be hundreds of messages blah blah blah. What I really mean is there will be a thread and a half to catch up on...

 

[Clovis]

WTF?!!!??

 

[gummy-bear]

He just doesn’t wanna fuck her. Period. Doesn’t fancy her and he’s stuck

 

[Brigitjonesbuttcheek]

I got the impression Zoe was saying she would carry in eating meat but would try more vegan food when eating with Jenna. Which seems reasonable to me. But that wasn't enough for Jenna. She's basically demanding Zoe go full vegan.

 

[Nijinsky_92]

Don't agree with what April's done there. I would be fuming!

 

[breakfastattiffanys]

Captain Curtains is gonna pop that vein in his neck!

 

[Its_Me]

Adrian is too strong for Thomas. Hes a spoilt brat and wants someone he can walk all over.