Married at first sight UK (MAFS) #5 Take your spoilers and eff off”

[Multi-21]

Why didn’t Thomas talk to Chanita when it was just those couples there at the beginning if he wanted a one on one chat and to put it to bed? So they could all have some alcohol and make better tele I know but still annoying!

 

[J2607]

Kwame clearly needs to be more honest, but Kasia's constant mentioning of sex is a bit lecherous, feel if she was a male on the show she'd get pulled up about it.

 

[crispycrunch]

George's dick and balls just retracted inside his body

I'll get them back out for him

 

[Facehugger]

All is becoming clear as to Kwame's reluctance to defrock the lovely Kasia.....

 

[noseybirdxo]

Previous thread here

Married At First Sight UK #4 Is Jenna vegan? She hasn't mentioned it

I was at leaving drinks for someone at work and I drove so fast to get home for MAFS!!!! Havent even taken my shoes and jacket off

tattle.life

Thanks @Miss Begotten for the winning title

Couples are moving in together tonight

IF YOURE GONNA USE SPOILERS THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG AND IF YOU ARE GONNA RESPOND TO SPOILERS, PLEASE RESPOND IN A SPOILER TAG

 

[Miss Begotten]

I think it’s pretty obvious WHY Richie has been on his own for 51 years.

 

[noseybirdxo]

I really hope Pjay respects himself enough to write Leave tomorrow because he deserves way better than Jess

I agree, Pjay has been absolutely lovely - he’s a true gent

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Realised who Jess reminds me of:

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Them taking advice from each other is like me taking advice from my son on how to clean my bedroom

 

[aimzalicious]

"can we chat calmly about this" is sooooo patronising from John Wishop

 

[aimzalicious]

Kwame talks about women so strangely

 

[crispycrunch]

She's making Duka feel bad when it's her. Now that's gaslighting

 

[okeydokey..]

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than have to listen to Thomas on a 24/7 basis

 

[Diagnosis123]

Thought Thomas was wearing a Xmas jumper for a minute

 

[bananabutter]

I mean come on Kwame isn’t wrong, he is the reason they aren’t having sex. She’d have done it on night one (no shame)

 

[Bluewolf]

Imagine the Offcom complaints if it were Kwame pressuring Kasia for sex.

 

[Princess of Scots]

I bet it's a proper repulsive smelly little chode as well

Wishop doesn't clean under his foreskin, pass it on.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Please Please Please can we spoiler the arse crack pics?

 

[GossWhore]

You know that Kasia is going to use yes week to get some serious chocolate

BUT WE'RE NOT HERE FOR FOOLISHNESS

 

[gummy-bear]

I can’t even imagine how hideous that shag probably was. His gross breath and hair going down on you omfg. Heavy heavy breathing in her ear