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Lucyxxxx

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Early lol. #54

Girls night out didn't go to plan
That's what you get for killing Sids man.
 
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imsotired

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I'm sick of OCD being used as an excuse. I have OCD, amongst other things, and it's hell. It really is. Sometimes I leave the house crying because I feel like my heart is gonna burst from the whirling vortex of shit that my brain is spewing. Sometimes I leave the house and have to return after getting halfway down the street because the door might not actually be locked or I might have left the oven on. I've lost count of the amount of times I've burst into tears at work because something just wasn't right or the intrusive thoughts became too loud...

but I still get up and do my job. I'm still working towards being an RVN. I'm still plodding on forward despite wanting to stay under my covers and not face the day.

He could literally do a part-time job, a few hours a day, to earn a bit of dosh and feel productive, but he chooses not to. If you can go out clubbing, use public toilets, order drinks and get drunk, then you have the capacity to get a job and break up the cycle.
 
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boojange

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They are on their way to Sid's hotel room
The grand Old Sid of Camborne
She had ten thousand men
Marched them all up the stairs to her bed and her knickers fell down again

And when she was on top, she won't stop
And when she was down, she went down
And when she was only halfway up she was banging upside down
 
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boojange

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I reckon Sid has lots of family photos of Marcus and his 'big sisters' just like this one.

That baby is a fucking unit! 🤣

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Venom

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I've updated this edit now megan mckenna is out of the picture :
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KJ-2022

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Does anyone have the footage of Marcus falling off the chair when he was in the Travelodge 😂 I only have this and it’s making me die 🤣 I want to see the full thing again

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sweetlittlelies

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Loveeeee his glow up list! Although I think this list is more likely:

Gain more weight
Pinch more memes
Argue more with Sid over who did or did not kill Andy (rip)
Get drunk on live
Gain more weight
Give the communal more bashes
Strangle dilf Rich again
Get banned from another Spoons
Gain more weight
Finally get fucking punched in the face by someone (apart from dilf Rich)
Get banned off tik tok 28927 more times
Keep Mcds in custom ❤
Gain more weight
Launch more household items across rooms
Cya wouldn't wanna be ya again
Mention Stephen (rip) again
Crush more bones in a non malicious way
Gain more weight
Inhale more eggs ❤
Threaten suicide for every month of the year again
Gain more weight
 
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Venom

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Here goes nothing …

Marcus Mitchell #54 Wants to go back up Sid’s vagina, there’s enough space to take a recliner !
 
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KJ-2022

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He’s so boring so I’m entertaining myself

 
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Cilla Slack

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She just popped up out of nowhere. She said that the person who has been running her account never taught her how to use the Live function, her friend showed her today, she never knew it existed and has been on four times today popping up in people's lives.

She told him to message her if he "ever needs anything at all".

Big mistake, Katie, Big. Huge.
 
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Lucyxxxx

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LOUISA IS IN THE BUILDING!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

Everyone let's welcome our new member Louisa into the fold. Here is your obligatory ✉ 💐 beaut!
 
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