Marcus Mitchell #29 Marcus, fart if you need help

[Lucyxxxx]

So he’s just posted a story saying he puked everywhere in McDonald’s and then ran off. Poor staff.

Probably hinting at being pregnant.

 

[wishlistofcrapreturns]

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Insta, Ive just killed a man. I’ve thrown an iPad off my bed, stabbed myself and not been fed.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I’m going to nominate the kernow constabulary and the travelodge Hayle staff to receive a pride of Britain award for all their hard work this past few weeks

 

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[Venom]

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Marcus Mitchell #30 Banging his head, in time for A30th thread

 

[Venom]

@Venom can you do one to “everybody hurts” by REM please

 

[Venom]

Can’t wait for @Venom to theme this

 

[instatwit]

We’ll call this the head banger

 

[TurquoiseBum]

SID FART IF U NEED HELP

 

[Venom]

Venom can you please do the crying at the McDonald’s live set to fix you by Coldplay

 

[Tellingtales]

He’s really made me want a double cheeseburger but I’m on a diet of Aldi mac n cheese, 1 grape and diarrhoea hot chocolates for my holiday in 10 days

 

[Tellingtales]

Plot twist: He actually tipped his Thatchers into the sink with the plug in and is currently perched on the toilet, sucking them back up through a straw he got from his McDonalds field trip

 

[Ladywhistledown1235]

I’ve only been here a few hours. Is everyday like this?

 

[BubbleDuck]

Marcus dreams that he too is a Sexy but psycho fictional serial killer and not an overgrown beggy baby begging for booze in a travelodge

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Can't believe within a year he's gone from cuddly, semi funny, wholesome insta influencer to bouncing bottles of coke off his travel lodge homeless accommodation declaring he's a killer.

 

[Fluffy Cactus]

LLL beaut: Have you eaten marcus?

Marcus: No just a sandwich, two sausage rolls, Crisps, 15 chocolate bites, my mothers arm, a small giraffe and one of everything from the Mcdonalds menu

 

[hellothereyellow]

I have a friend of a friend who's daughter was like Marcus, all for attention it was. She was a nightmare, guess what happened? They put her in prison they said that the NHS can't help her because she isn't mentally ill (she had assessments) so they put her in prison as apparently it was the '2nd safest place' she soon changed her tune.

 

[Frankysaysrelax]

He wasnt drunk imo. He went off live hunky dory after saying he was taking the live along to mcdonalds with him.

My theory is that during this radio silence the realisation hit home that mcds was about to close but noone had sent him money in time so he couldn't go.

this has narked marcus especially as he spent so long listing all those crisp flavours. 'the audacity', he thinks.

The clock ticks. His belly rumbles. he's stomping round the travellodge in a huff. With that he steps on a plug. The damn plug that was connected to his ipad. We all know the momentary blind rage this pain can send even the most rational of people into. Marcus, in a fit of pure rage flattens his ipad. WHACK!

As the pain subsides, reality hits home. If he wants to eat tmrw, hes gonna have to put on a show.... Say hello to manic marcus beauts

 

[IfYouSeekAmyy]

Please don’t judge me but I’ve just ordered McDonald’s because he’s made me want one.
That’s how disgusting I am

 

[Lucyxxxx]

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