Lydia Millen #169 The deadweight, problematic tyrant that is Lydia, the begging game will soon end for ya

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Hello dearest Tattle sisters! I’m happy to announce I’m officially Mrs. Greening and he didn’t run away. Chances of him posing in parking lots is zero, nada, so all in all….WIN!

Also, Lydia sucks. Just to keep this slightly on topic

 

[Miscanthus]

Congratulations to @Sophie (with help from @happyforest) for the thread title, which received 35 votes.
(Edited slightly to fit).

As we effortlessly style our Pre Spring outfit we pause to extend our wooden legs and point our toes, while we consider how to add a "hint of intrigue" to our lewk...

* Lidl styled her Valentine's Day gift of a Hermès vintage scarf, which she tied around a "nonchalant" messy pony tail, with a thin cotton white dress, bare legs and Manolo flats. It's February!
* Valentine's Day with the MGs was "low key" this year. Wait...what....? It's never low key when you are an influencer! Tell us you have no invites without telling us...
* Lidl and Ali went to Marseille with L'Artisan Parfumeur and a load of unknown bloggers, but failed to show the perfume.

* To travel she wore white jeans, Manolo flats, her Emilia Wickstead coat and a woolly scarf. Winter on top, Summer below.
* We want to rip the beaten up Manolos off her trotters. As for the coat, borrow one off Josie, she has hundreds. Oh, wait...
* Ali said they went to a art class. An 'n' would help you articulate, Ali love.

* They extended their stay to travel along the coast to Cannes so that Lidl could meet with new bestie Lauren, The l.a. way.
* It was the War of the Noses....non surgical or surgical...you decide...
* Lauren took them to the airport. She wanted to make sure they left the country.
* On her return Lidl had a 3 hour meeting at Farmhouse. She was fragile from the trip and cried.
* Lidl has nothing going on, so was watering the greenhouse table while flogging a HC gilet.
* She's busy with a "personal financial project". Oh, you mean you are paying for something with your own money, Lidl?
* We discussed whether Lidl should have cooked for Ali when he'd been out all day. Then we decided he was just posing with his briefcase in the doorway.
* Her honest review of the Dyson Airwrap is that it was a "ball ache". Classy!
* Our honest review of Lidl is she's a lazy bitch! We can do classy too!
* Lidl has a "strong moral compass" when it comes to business...*cough* Boohoo *cough* Amazon.....but she's clearly thinks somebody Josie/Holland Cooper doesn't...
* Our home loving Lidl spent £4k on a set of Rimowa luggage that her weak wrists won't allow her to lift.
* We discussed fake Hermès bags, etsy replicas and lateness....it was more interesting than the MGs.

In other news
* Teeny tiny Ali lost the last 2 years 'Business', 'Personal' and 'Assets' computer files. He deleted them, emptied the trash and expected them to still be there.
* Ali is busy dressing his shed, styling a basic grey hoodie and cooking dinner.
* Vic threw shade at Lidl when she said she won't be redecorating for the sake of content...
* Vic has a new apartment in Manchester, an interior designer, a Birkin, a new car and she still gave 20k to charity.
* Vic is at NYFW. Lidl is wearing florals for spring. Groundbreaking.
* Vic went to the Rodarte show with Dyson
* Grossie's garden was featured in House and Garden magazine by George Smith furniture.
* Congratulations to our @Ms.Chanandler Bong on her wedding on February 25th.

 

[Namima]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Who is this woman ?
And what the heck happened to her fashion sense ?

A few more worthy cheap AF outfit ideas.

Way to emphasise those broad shoulders.

As usual, she wears the incorrect length dress. The mid-length makes her look stumpy.

 

[Allexie01]

How on earth does a bloke go from this....

to this........?????

Litt -ul Aldi, of the millions of buttons and teeny tiny legs, finds his perfume atomiser so orgasmic!!

 

[Julia123]

The wagon wheel scarf... I just can't get on board with it... Maybe if anyone else on the planet had that scarf and wore it with something ELSE in ANY OTHER WAY?!

I also CANNOT COPE with her $2 scullery maid dress WHILST talking about HAIRmez and vintage, and her wish at HAIR mez and timelessness.

HUGE SCARF in the hair? FAIL

But wait, you can do a low bun with dangling wagon wheels - yee haw

A Belt... maybe let's see what she does with it... FAIL

ON A FAKE MINI KELLY like a frickin horse tail!?

Oh and OF COURSE it's the SPRING STYLE scarf which you know... makes her excited for spring.... and to cover up the entirety of the cheap amazon scullery maid dress.

But wait there's more... Sound of music dress with fake kelly and scarf is back.......

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All she needed to do was to pair the brown sound of music dress, with the dumb hat and "bespoke" straw hat... add a "vintage" empty guitar case and she's good to go for Halloween! Dressed as a NUN! lololol

 

[muffintop13]

 

[Ms.Chanandler Bong]

Alright, I'm just gonna drop a heavy load here today.
So after having a literal day from HELL - dragged mum to hospital after she complained about chest pain. Of course with the wedding two days away, she tried to fight me on it....
It's a heart attack. She needs a triple bypass, but because she refuses to take her medication (she's had a heart attack bunch of years ago, plus she's a diabetic and nearly died of covid last year) and knows better than everyone else, they cannot do the life or death surgery until she's somewhat stable. So like in 2-3 weeks. And it's a big IF whether or not she actually recovers from the surgery at all.
I come home after a rodeo of a day around hospitals and specialists, just craving some mindless entertainment and this complete MELON goes on about Spare again. Saying it doesn't matter what happened, AS LONG AS YOU'RE KIND? Uhm, hello? I'm sorry but this is some CLASS A ******** backwards logic.

So it's all good that she yelled at a heavily pregnant woman, cause she's KIND Y'ALL. Holy effing shit I am mad. This dumb bitch needs a slap with a chair across her planet sized head. Dear Lord have mercy on her filthy soul.

 

[lifestooshort]

I cannot believe she actually compared her cat going missing to the case of a missing mother who wasn’t found for 3 weeks. I have never heard anything so low & disgraceful. Does this mean she can only feel empathy if she has experienced something she feels is similar? Serious Narcissist.

 

[Peppypoopar]

I have no words.........

 

[Milking Keynes]

That’s what I said. Faffing about cluelessy when she could have got the Hermès booklet or even gone on the damn website which took me three seconds. Don’t provide content if you have zero content.

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They could add a few:

The Fraudulent Northamptonshire Gardener

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The Audible Gasp

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The I Can’t Cope

 

[Polava]

She’s not well. Are her meds out of kilter. She’s looking more and more like a 60+ year old multiple divorcee, who got some good pay offs. Ali is acting more like her son each day. He just wants to get pissed and play footie with his mates! He doesn’t want to be dressing like a ventriloquist’s dummy and discussing the merits of a fucking bag holder!!

 

[CBo]

I audibly gasped out loud () when she appeared in that squinty hat. What. The. Fuck.

 

[KikiOoMomo]

Lydia posted a new Hermes TikTok and she sounds so inarticulate and dim in it. "I got shoes in my perfect size"... you mean, your one and only shoe size? "What's inside this box is the last one in the country, anywhere, if not the world"... come off it Lydia, it's a freaking sandal. You'd think she'd raided Tutankhamun's tomb for precious jewels. "Everytime I shop on their website, it's a new experience"... sure about that? Considering how much Hermes she buys I'm sure she has their website memorized. Something is seriously off about this woman!

 

[MissKW]

Probably to get freebies from her brand, there has to be something in it for Lydia!

She did get freebies from Lauren’s brand, Aavelle. Multilples already, and of course, undisclosed ads.
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As a side note, did anyone get the sense that when she arrived at the hotel paid by the perfume company at the beginning of her latest blog, she was so unimpressed about the room, its size, decor, etc. that, in the next edit cut she explained how there had been a ‘mix up‘;with her lodgings, and now they were in their new upgraded rooftop larger room with a terrace sort of additional space. Bet everything that she smugly complained to the company team and demanded the best room and kicked out whoever had been previously assigned such better room. Her condescending and anger refraining look when in the 1st room while also while explaining the ‘mix up’ when arriving at the 2nd room gave her away.

She absolutely hated that trip altogether cos, even in her extra day, she had to hole up in a standard hotel in Cannes (she was paying, hence, no luxe then), while Lauren in comparison was at The Martinez that is and has been for decades, together with the Carlton, the two best 5* hotels in Cannes. And then had to at least buy some RL, even though she stated it was from Polo, the cheaper brand, cos nothing else suited her. And then to have the nerve to state that Cannes is not her sort of place. No wonder, hun, you had to pay for the cheap stuff there, while Lauren paid her luxe way and you sure don’t like that, so let’s just bash the whole city of Cannes. Triggered me so much cos I spent my teenage summers at the Collège International des Cannes and it is such a gorgeous city. She didn’t even recognize La Croisette, so famous for shoots while the Cannes Film Festival is on and she merely mentioned it as the ‘high street’. She is insufferable, and no wish to fill up on her void of culture. Also, angered unless it’s a freebie that she can brag it’s luxury. She is not even happy with a standard freebie, this girl.

 

[K18]

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It always makes me laugh when hairdressers post before and after photos where the before photo looks terrible but it is also their own work. This tells me Despina will make you hair look good in the salon but good luck when you leave.

 

[Shoelaces]

Hello Lovely People,

I haven’t been on here since early November, so may not be remembered. I have been slowly putting my life back together after a family bereavement.
I disappeared post Gun-gate, Horse-gate & Savoy-gate kicked off a short while later. The threads appear to have moved at warp speed. Miscanthus I applaud you
It’s strange when you step away from something & view it as a full block of time rather than quick snippets of info or photos online daily/weekly. I can honestly say, the Gruesome Twosome are not just the same as 3 months ago, they have definitely become worse (although Ali would probably say worser). Hamlets, Hermes & Hairbands - wow Lady Muckmillen has really given us some crazy shit over the last few months. Speed & selective reading has given me this:-
The Savoy dramarama, the awful fashion, the ballet, the Christmas market trip, the meltdown poor me routine in the car, the weird Vlogmas filmed out of sync with more holes in it than a sieve, the ‘virtuous’ grandiose speeches to camera and as usual the ill prepared vlogs.
So let me return with some useful information. Recently someone thought that Lydia had travelled the whole way to Kingston to get those nags framed. No - it was The Kingston Shopping Centre in Milton Keynes. Customer service at this venue is not great. The advice given to me was not very professional and despite very clear instruction, I ended up with 2 items in two slightly different sized frames So their thank you card doesn’t really wash with me.
So I’m calling my 3 month absence Cow & Gate - mainly because Lydia is an absolute Cow & the amount of Bullshit they both spew. Words fail me with the garden transformation - Julia123 must need a lie down to cope with the stress of all the ‘dressing’ and styling. They have waited sooooo looooong for that bloody shed & still haven’t planned it well. Namima you are a Star for all your regular content - it’s made it much easier to try & catch up. MissMidnight see you in 2024 - I definitely want an invite for next years frolicking down under ….. Oops, Becky, Peppypoopar, Sofie, Wophie just missed your comments & humour
Milking Keynes I was thinking of you as I took pictures at Harrods last November - I’m fortunate to be able to travel to London regularly. Not great quality but these pics are

for you xoxo

 

[Julia123]

Bangs? It's a fucking layer Elsie. We don't have bangs in the UK, you are perhaps thinking about a fringe. Where the woman is cutting is not in fringe territory

Seriously... she needs to cut like 5" off and do some long layers because clearly she is prone to breakage due to needing to heat style her hair.
like this. If she keeps it cut regularly she can probably handle reasonable amount of heat styling.

AND the long hair has never really looked good on her... it's too long for her and is unflattering NO matter the age she has been... too long is not flattering

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By the way.... for the newbies... THIS IS THE PHOTO AFTER NICKY COLORED HER HAIR SUMMER 2020. Since this photo... Lydia has messed with it so much that she ruined it herself and is still playing victim for 2.5 years of having damage. Looks pretty good to me.

 

[Wophie]

Hello Came across her infamous Savoy video but didn't realise the scale of her narcissism until I read here.... I just have 1 question, does she really live this old money country lifestyle or is it all a sham? Is the money for all the Kelly bags hers? She dresses like she's a scullery maid in Downtown Abbey half the time and my gut instinct was that she's married up the way but I'm not sure

She is literally larping as a wealthy old money woman. She used to sell laughing gas in Ibiza. She has a common Hertfordshire accent. She considers Quorn nuggets on iceberg lettuce a salad.

 

[Julia123]

Oh now it’s the WOODLAND greenhouse.

 

[FlipFlop0706]

Seriously... she needs to cut like 5" off and do some long layers because clearly she is prone to breakage due to needing to heat style her hair.
like this. If she keeps it cut regularly she can probably handle reasonable amount of heat styling.

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AND the long hair has never really looked good on her... it's too long for her and is unflattering NO matter the age she has been... too long is not flattering

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By the way.... for the newbies... THIS IS THE PHOTO AFTER NICKY COLORED HER HAIR SUMMER 2020. Since this photo... Lydia has messed with it so much that she ruined it herself and is still playing victim for 2.5 years of having damage. Looks pretty good to me.

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Blows my mind how she went after Nicky Lazou after she had her hair done. In my opinion, this is the best her hair has ever looked. The colour, style and look at how how healthy it looked.

Also, her story makes zero sense. If she was so traumatised by the whole experience, then why the fuck would she take photos of it? Sure, take photos of your hair if it was seriously fucked and damaged as a form of evidence. But this pic which she and Carrie both feature show hair that most girls dream of!
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Also, not just me but is the fixation on her hair really weird and almost obsessive? I don’t think we have ever gone a vlog without her banging on about it. The last vlog I saw, she had oiled it with Rosemary oil before going to bed. Then next scene was her going out where she had curled it into waves and then proceeded to spray it with olive oil before declaring she’s having a good hair day.

She needs to just get it cut and leave it the fuck alone. Stop putting shite on it, put DOWN the heat styling.

I find it so weird, my hair is just there on my head. I wash it, HEAT PROTECT IT and let it do its thing. I don’t feel the need to discuss my hair all the god dam time. I don’t go on colour correction journeys, bang on and on and on about my scalp, or damaged strands. It just features on the top of my head.

Then again. I work and have a life so what the fuck do I know?