Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

[lamaitresse]

Oh god we are gonna get all the colostrum goodness again and her freezer full of syringes she was blatantly selling to perverts? Urgh I’m not sure I can go through this again

I was thinking the very same thing. Think I've over-extended my cringe muscles the first time around!

This has got to be COMMENT OF THE DAY (the DM is full of fairy stories and inaccuracies, but the comments are always worth reading)

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Laureen's immaculate conception has breathed new life into this thread, bloody hell

 

[Katie8ee]

Personally I think she liked the attention she got when she was pregnant, she got to be her big lazy self and blame it on being pregnant. This new pregnancy is just for more attention.

Shame Charlie shat it and ran for the hills.

Edited to add: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[JakeM]

I think laDubia is a stunning name

 

[bignellie]

if he did get the bisto kid preggers as well, my take is that that are all shagging without protection, I bet they are riddled!

 

[Bubblepink]

She won’t be happy with this wonky eye moon face photo they’ve found for the front of closer mag this week

 

[Clickbait]

Sadly no surprise to me. She’s wanted kids for years and claims to have been up the duff in every relationship she’s had. I’m sure she’d have claimed it for Joey the Jailbird if she could.

She deliberately got pregnant as quickly as possible with Chaz because she thought he’d give her a good looking baby. She wanted a second will have heard that you’re most fertile after a pregnancy so gone for it again without any thought for Larose who isn’t well looked after and seems developmentally delayed, or whether her relationship is stable, or if she has an income to support them.

I don’t feel sorry for her that Chaz did the dirty as she’s clearly just using it for £. I think he’s a prize twat for impregnating her again - wouldn’t surprise me if his awful joke shop teeth were his reward.

My other concern is if this girl has blue eyes Larose will be out in the cold. Big Loz was devastated that Larose didn’t inherit her eyes as she wants a mini me. What she forgets is they may look like her but before the work she’s had done!

 

[Kittykat45]

Lads!
been a little while since I been on here! Little kittykat is now 6 months old
And he is way more animated, stimulated and moving ten times more than larose! Could that be because we actually do things with him and go out to lots of places that he will enjoy
I see she’s pregnant again….good grief her mingella had barely healed before it’s being rammed again!

 

[Pom Bear]

I dont think it's charles baby I think it was the petrol pumps, she spent so much time there lately

That made me laugh so much xx.

I think you are right..Mr Pump has announced it on his Instagram page x

 

[Tulip1976]

I just think this is extremely irresponsible, they are both “adults” using the baby they already have as an accessory and a money maker. Poor Larose has no emotion in her eyes, she looks lost, and totally uninterested in her surroundings. Where are the photos of her on days out at the zoo, the park, swimming, the beach, anything but propped up in an unnatural position in front of a tv or a phone! I find it very sad to be honest and to think she’s now bringing another baby in to such a messed up environment! My son is 20 now and I look back at his baby pics and he was so full of life in his eyes, he was a happy baby! I did as much as I could with him and made as many memories as possible

 

[Pen2020]

Confirming that she doesn’t actually breastfeed poor Lasecondbest as we already thought…Lozza you don’t have periods when you breastfeed! She clearly does all the boob pics to try and look sexy! I actually can’t believe we’re in for round two already!!!!

 

[Katie8ee]

Just think of what could have been

 

[geordiegirl]

Lauren Goodger 'overjoyed' to be pregnant with Charles Drury's second baby

Lauren Goodger has revealed that she's 16 weeks pregnant with her second daughter not long after reuniting with her boyfriend Charles Drury - it means the star will have two children under one

www.mirror.co.uk

Pregnant again!

Omfg!!!!

Here we go with all the reposting on IG saying how you got this and you’ll be brilliant mumma

What an absolute shit show this is going to be!!

 

[lamaitresse]

Lalily! I’m telling you!

*A new contender enters the ring*

 

[Socklicker]

Just seen the news

 

[behindthesofa]

Fucking Wayne and Waynetta breeding again, what a shit show.
Do you reckon she's still plugging for a mummy diaries nonsense?
NOBODY CARES LAUREN!
There are plenty of Jeremy Kyle types locally I can despair at, I don't have the tiniest, slightest desire to watch it on TV!

 

[Philimena cunk]

We should have a poll on names:

Lapetunia
Lacash
Lamoney
Lapetal

Labia

 

[Blond3g1rl]

Name of tv show. Yung gel wiv to under too

 

[JakeM]

I think she found out that she was pregnant when Larose was in hospital, she told Charles and he decided to leg it, he met Amy, got her pregnant, told her to have an abortion, Lauren convinced him to come back so they could get a bit of publicity, she found out that he got Amy pregnant and she kicked him out. Whatever happened, it’s a mess.

 

[JakeM]

The news has only been out for a day and it already feels like the longest pregacy in the wewld.