DM just make it up as they go along. One million WTFs a month, more like.Just read up on Katie prices new venture on the daily fail and it is showing only fans highest earners and Lauren is on there as earning up to 1 million per month. Wtf . This paper just spouts lies. How are they still going . 1 million per month
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"Lozza's up the duff again and out on the beg, please can someone teach Charlie how to cover up his third leg!"
"Lozza's up the duff again and out on the beg, please can someone teach Charlie how to cover up his third leg!"
I remember watching that and thinking the same! I remember the therapist asking her a question “like are you worried you will make the same mistakes with your children?” and she replied “Never! I never will!”
But sadly I do think she is going down the same path. The fact that she is apparently moving in her own useless mother says it all.
If I was her I would get my tubes tied after this one and focus completely on building the strongest bond raising two girls.
As hard as it will be having two under two she’s actually in a situation some women can only dream of! Women who would make those girls their absolute world. But I really can’t see it being the case with her.
Can imagine Charlie/Charles/fat-headed lump whatever he is called will bite the dust pretty quickly. Then go on to have next to nothing to do with the kids while she uses that as her latest “woe is me” angle with the tabloids not giving one thought to impact it will have on her daughters, just her usual wallowing in self pity!
Followed by more toxic relationships with deadbeats prioritising them over her children. But still letting them play at being a father figure right up until the break up when they will never be seen again.
I can just see her repeating all the patterns and passing all her insecurities down to these girls!
I used to feel sorry for her in Towie but she clearly chooses to put herself in these toxic situations over and over again!
She is the definition of insanity, she does the same things over and over again and expects different results!
I’m genuinely concerned for those girls, especially as they get older. Lauren needs professional help. If she doesn’t get it she will pass on her self esteem / body dysmorphia and beauty standards on to those girls. So damaging for those girls to be brought up in a Home where mum is scared to leave the house, constantly pumping herself with filler and begging for anything instead of earning a living. Not to mention the alleged drug use. She’s going down the same low rent path as KP.
Nah, if it's cracked, it's fooked.
Chips from stone's are repairable but cracked mean a new windsceen.
Doesn't she have a Merc?
If that's an heated screen it'll cost a fortune.
Haha
I know, I just saw this too! No way has she ever made a million a month from OF. She’s never made a million from her pics ever!
I don’t believe Katona has either.
Oh I do love the 'she is thought ' disclaimer for constantly featuring this middle aged mentally inept dullard.
No wonder yung Charles left, she's eating a million quid of food a month and the lad ain't even got his posing watch yet, just clip on teef
No wonder yung Charles left, she's eating a million quid of food a month and the lad ain't even got his posing watch yet, just clip on teef
She won’t be happy with this wonky eye moon face photo they’ve found for the front of closer mag this week
i just can't get over her face in this picture! she looks absolutely bizarre. also very manly.View attachment 1018609
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I know, I just saw this too! No way has she ever made a million a month from OF. She’s never made a million from her pics ever!
I don’t believe Katona has either.
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She won’t be happy with this wonky eye moon face photo they’ve found for the front of closer mag this week
Must be heavy!!
Bella Thorne made a million in 24hrs and has 1.43 million likes and Lozza who allegedly makes a million a month only has 10.8k likes.
My guessing with Lozza having 157 posts she’s only had roughly 70 subscribers since she started and each of those subscribers has to of liked every post so it’s impossible for her to have ever of made a million pound let alone probably 4K
Another Lozza lie
My guessing with Lozza having 157 posts she’s only had roughly 70 subscribers since she started and each of those subscribers has to of liked every post so it’s impossible for her to have ever of made a million pound let alone probably 4K
Another Lozza lie
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That's the straightest line I ever saw on a cheek! And a right angle (I do actually mean angle - not misspelled angel..) to her chin! She put her 50p face on that day.View attachment 1018609
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I know, I just saw this too! No way has she ever made a million a month from OF. She’s never made a million from her pics ever!
I don’t believe Katona has either.
She looks like she’s letting out a really satisfying fartView attachment 1018645
She won’t be happy with this wonky eye moon face photo they’ve found for the front of closer mag this week
every relationship she has had all 3 of them have all been off and on the times i heard her say in towie she was finished with Mark and with him it happened way before towie started yet as soon as he moved on she was phoning him begging him to go round hers lucy said she would ring him whilst they were in bed thats what she will do to Charles he will not get rid of this nasty controlling bunny boiler easily especially as it's the first relationship since Jake in 2015
Well she was out-out but the #basicpram is stood on a wooden floor. If the windscreen was cracked she must have pushed #basicpram out of the house and into the big wide weweld but Lawtfhassheputonmyhead doesnt have a coat on 
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Edited to add, she's in the car seat not the #basicpram so she must have put her paw down the back of the sofa and grabbed some of the OF millions and got the windscreen repaired. Or she drove without getting it fixed??
.Edited to add, she's in the car seat not the #basicpram so she must have put her paw down the back of the sofa and grabbed some of the OF millions and got the windscreen repaired. Or she drove without getting it fixed??
Ow bloody dare you. She woz loved up with Joey in between then and now.
It probably explains why she started reposting and advertising her old basic baby tit again. She’s going to need another Pram and car seat. Her costs have just doubled. I doubt Dagenham baby center can afford to give her more crap. I doubt she bought in any new customers.Well she was out-out but the #basicpram is stood on a wooden floor. If the windscreen was cracked she must have pushed #basicpram out of the house and into the big wide weweld but Lawtfhassheputonmyhead doesnt have a coat on
Edited to add, she's in the car seat not the #basicpram so she must have put her paw down the back of the sofa and grabbed some of the OF millions and got the windscreen repaired. Or she drove without getting it fixed??
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Omg she is FaceTuning the poor childWell she was out-out but the #basicpram is stood on a wooden floor. If the windscreen was cracked she must have pushed #basicpram out of the house and into the big wide weweld but Lawtfhassheputonmyhead doesnt have a coat on
Edited to add, she's in the car seat not the #basicpram so she must have put her paw down the back of the sofa and grabbed some of the OF millions and got the windscreen repaired. Or she drove without getting it fixed??
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Wouldn’t she have a coat on as it was very nippy today , probs just pretending she was going out for the gram !Well she was out-out but the #basicpram is stood on a wooden floor. If the windscreen was cracked she must have pushed #basicpram out of the house and into the big wide weweld but Lawtfhassheputonmyhead doesnt have a coat on
Edited to add, she's in the car seat not the #basicpram so she must have put her paw down the back of the sofa and grabbed some of the OF millions and got the windscreen repaired. Or she drove without getting it fixed??
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