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lamaitresse
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Maybe you're new to Lauren Goodger's Tattle threads (not being condescending, just saying). She's posted pictures of "Home Made" baguette with mayo, tuna and sweetcorn and baked potatoes and lots of other stupid basic foodstuffs that wouldn't even impress a four year-old. In fact, a four year-old could probably do it, and present it, better.Why is she posting a video of this extremely basic meal?? I just don’t understand it. She’s literally boiled some water and grated some cheese!! It’s so odd to me that she would some how feel proud of this and want to show the world
I sometimes wonder if she's subtly trolling her followers or really is so thick as mince it genuinely impresses her and she thinks it's an achievement.
And let's take a moment to remember the rather bizarre tomatoes (with stalks on) that she randomly plonked onto what I think was bolognese with sweetcorn (see my profile picture).
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BettyCrockerr
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If you look at the dates, larose was born on the 19th/20th July, and if Lauren is 16ish weeks pregnant now, she was barely out of the 6 week post partum window after larose…..
Katie8ee
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Imagine tagging the fucking baby! She is possessed! I also love how she's managed to make the sentence "it's terrible I have announced my pregnancy today"
onthebuses
Active member
I bet the dozy old trout used boiling water from her new kettle to defrost the windscreen
Norfolking Good
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Oh wow this is going to be so sad that another child is going to be mentally stunted from birth and just used as a photo op for her sad face articles in Closer. She needs parenting advice or classes before she ruins another little life.
Chi4
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Those poor babies being bought into their world of absolute nonsense 
. How is she going to cope with that 
Two babies under 14 months isn’t going to be easy
So , no jobs between the pair of them , Ch’Arg out shagging whilst lozza is preggers . Shit show waiting to happen Imagine if the other one is pregnant as well !
. How is she going to cope with that Two babies under 14 months isn’t going to be easySo , no jobs between the pair of them , Ch’Arg out shagging whilst lozza is preggers . Shit show waiting to happen
Imagine if the other one is pregnant as well !
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MuckyDucker
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Oh dear ....
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Popcorndiva
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That hairband is hideous and looks so uncomfortable.
behindthesofa
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That poor child looks like she's dead behind the eyes, just like both parents. Why would you post videos of your baby looking so utterly fucking miserable?!
She’s been altering photos of the bairn since larose was born.
The majority of the edited photos have these same dots (I've been checking since I first noticed them).
She alters the size and shape of the lips and eyes in particular, presumably larose doesn't have a nice enough rosebud pout, huge round eyes or alabaster skin.
Laureen basically wants her baby to look like a real life cartoon, a sort of anime doll.
I think it's the single most disgusting thing she's done/is doing, the long term effect on la'noconsent is going to be dreadful.
Oh my God hate to come straight back on here after seeing the news, wtf!
Having said that I found out my husband was sleeping with someone else 4 months in to my pregnancy and it was the most heartbreaking experience of my life. But then we had been together for our whole adult lives, not 2 weeks like these two
so I hope her mental health is okay because mine was/is not.
Having said that I found out my husband was sleeping with someone else 4 months in to my pregnancy and it was the most heartbreaking experience of my life. But then we had been together for our whole adult lives, not 2 weeks like these two
so I hope her mental health is okay because mine was/is not.
Sunnydaze101
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Now we don’t want a repeat of this happening again now do we!!! …them pesky rats and their wind machines better back the fuck off.
….and OMG it just feels like a few months ago this had us in stitches for a week or so ( and still)
….and OMG it just feels like a few months ago this had us in stitches for a week or so ( and still)
geordiegirl
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Wtf that poor child!!!! She’s thinking ‘why have you put me in this godforsaken thing!’
4FoxAche
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Well, when you have a second baby you lock your first in the shed and when baby number three comes along then kid two joins kid one outside.
What is fucking wrong with her?
JakeM
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They headlines horrible
You Scrunchies vile
We good parents
She gorgeous gels
They my wewld
Everything read fake
Leave us alone
Respect my baybehs
Me is overwhelmed
Something along the lines of that I think.
