Keepingupwithkirstylea #11 found a man but keeping it quiet

[lolling_at_you]

I’d put money on the fact he still lives with his parents too. Shoot me down if you don’t agree, but a successful man in his mid-30s wouldn’t be on Insta saying “I had sushi with my girlfriend”.

My other half wouldn’t be seen dead on social media, he’s a career man with a brain lol ...

Anyway, I wish them well. Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee

The caption for this pic has got to be “eh eh ehhhh”, ala Ann from Little Britain

 

[Missbusybee]

Oh my god stop calling him your handsome, its driving me insane!

Whats wrong with calling him your boyfriend? Because thats what he is.. is it just me or..?

 

[Marie SW]

FUCK ME- vomit in my mouth at the recent post of them kissing in bed

 

[Smirkymirky]

I hear you but then I look at his hashtags and........

OK someone butter the toast soldiers cos humpty is cooked and ready to be cracked and dipped #thatshine #veet #smoothcriminal

 

[chaitealatte]

He’s not keeping it private on his profile anymore.... not that she’s done such a great job of it

The hashtags

 

[Theworldhasgonemad]

Not sure why that needs to be filmed.
Just so that all her followers know she has a man in her bed.
She’s like a teenager pathetic.
He looks bored to tears of being filmed already.
Looks like the honeymoon is wearing off already

Her page has turned into an absolute cringe fest........ but I am here for it!!

 

[Dd29]

You just need to believe you will lose weight.... No you need to be in a calorie deficit and be honest about what you eat.
My boyfriend tells me I've lost weight.... It's been 4 weeks and you gained the last 2 so he's lying.

 

[Smirkymirky]

Long time stalker here I was dying to comment on her post today! “Time of the months been and gone” she said it was time of the month on the 22nd aug Think she needs to go see a doctor coz that’s not normal

Honestly there's about 2 days a month where she's not on her period. Hopefully PP enjoys the red sea diving experience or hell have to settle for gobbles

 

[Instalies]

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Her life was finally going to plan but Tier 2 has robbed her of her man.

 

[BettyBeau]

Wonder when PP will meet Kirsty’s mates.
I mean one mate Kerry.
Hope they last till Christmas can you imagine there 1st Christmas together matching pjs saying big elf little elf obviously Kirsty is big elf
Matching Christmas jumpers I predict a New Year’s Eve proposal

 

[BettyBeau]

I think everyone is being so harsh. So what, he's bald)shaved head. Lots of men in their mid 30s lose their hair? He's got the geek chic glasses going on. Nowt wrong with him imo !

Awwww think some one has the hots for PP don’t let Kirsty find out you are after her man

 

[oczymlody]

I'm assuming the attitude about the sandwich is because SW treats bread like the devil so she feels like she's being all rebellious. But she seems to have forgotten she's (allegedly) calorie counting therefore bread is not off limits, so no need for the attitude.

I'm really bored with her now, I was only there for the workout lols and the convoluted maths every weigh in day, and neither of those things are happening any more.

I loved those vids of her slovenly swinging a kettle bell, they made MY back hurt. Gotta admit mahansum is worth the watch.

Mahansum looks like he smells. There, I said it.

 

[Bewlaybros]

Just seen on Mumsnet- Kirsty is that you?!

 

[BettyBeau]

What do we reckon they have brought each other as gifts.
I think she’s made him a calendar of her different muff shots in her pants on a Sunday

 

[Mumofthree1225]

Has anyone seen her latest story? ‘They’ve’ been delivered something and she can’t wait for ‘her handsome to come home’. Are they living together now or what???

She means her dad

 

[JVC1982]

Did nobody notice???

On the video when they are walking towards the hill.......she calls him a MUG. Woooow!

A mug on his birthday and on social media.

I'd be pissed off

 

[lolling_at_you]

Jermaine Defoe isn’t following her anymore and she’s unfollowed him too.

 

[fuzzybirds]

There's been barely any food posted this week, so you know there's been nothing but shite eaten! Anyone else would have weighed today and been like put on 7lb, I enjoyed my weekend away etc back to it now! The fact that she didn't weigh before going or now proves she doesn't want people to know and she doesn't care! If she was honest and laid everything down, I'd find her more relatable! We all have weeks were we want to just eat everything, we are only human! Last week proved how unfit she actually is when she moaned and complained about walking up a hill.... She should have "smashed" that no problem!

I appreciate she likes a gym environment, I did too but If she went hard enough with the weights she has at home, even body weight hiit, she could have seen huge changes the last few months! I used to love the gym, never imagined working out at home but haven't been since I had my second son, too busy trying to drop them off before work and get home ASAP to pick them up! So we invested in some weights over the years and have a good setup in our garage, I know it's not for everyone but we make it work! Now we love it, head out in turns whenever we want, once boys are in bed or before dinner, no queuing or waiting for equipment

Its sad that she's literally on the verge of jacking it all in because she's met someone, which makes me wonder if she's purely doing this for insta and not truly for herself! If she wanted to lose weight, she could have been at her target by now! If she's happy, great, good on her, but don't market yourself as a weightloss account and having to keep lying to your followers about losing weight when we see you aren't!

Sorry for the rant, she's really got on my tits today for some reason

 

[Kittycatruns1979]

I mean....we have to be grateful, we were struggling for content and things to talk about....then she goes and meets her equivalent! We'll need a joint thread next time

 

[Marie SW]

Bet he’s fingering her under the sheets too on that pic